AV Geeks 16mm Lunch 6-3-2026

Hi everybody, this is Skip Alzheimer. Welcome to the AV Geeks Lunchtime streaming show where I'm not at the archive. I've been traveling and so that means today is a pre-recorded show and uh we are at a um hotel on route to Long Island and um this seemed to be the only place where there were no other people around so I could talk. Um today it's been a while. Uh we're going to show a bunch of commercials and these are randomly sorted through a giant collection where we did over 10,000 TV commercials for Duke University's Aduse project. And this is maybe 20 years ago. Uh but there's some great stuff in here and uh hope you enjoy. If you like, hit the subscribe button, hit the like button. Um, and we will see you quote unquote tomorrow. Everybody have a great day. Bye. >> There never was a better time. You never had a better reason to switch to recessed filter Parliament cigarettes. That's because every parliament gives you the bonus of an extra margin. Extra margin because Parliament doesn't put the filter at the tip, but keeps it recessed a neat, clean quarter inch away. extra margin because tobacco tastes best when the filters recessed. There never was a better time. You never had a better reason to switch to Parliament. Why did we bake ribbon into pie crust? To show you, Fluff makes pie crust so delicate. [music] You can even see the separate flaky layers. Pie crust that's flaky all the way through. Because of Fluff, the shortening that's refined [music] four separate times makes pie crust so delicate, you can even see the separate flaky [music] layers. Easy with Fluff. Whenever you're driving on a night like this, cold, wet, and dark, remember, bad as it looks out here, the effect of this weather can be worse inside your engine. It can make ice form in your carburetor which will choke off the flow of gasoline. Ice that could make you stall right here, right now, before it happens. [music] Trust your car to the man who wears the star. Your Texico dealer has the gasoline that protects you in weather like this. Sky Chief. Only Texico Sky Chief has exclusive ice check. Ice check stops harmful carburetor ice from building up. Stop stalls from carburetor icing anytime in any weather. Right now, when you most need protection from carburetor icing, see your Texico dealer for Sky Chief Gasoline with Ice Check. Get it at this sign. >> You can [music] trust your car to the man who wears the star. The big bright star [music] gold can. No wonder women everywhere are changing to new cam. >> There's cream now in cam. There's cream now in cam. [music and singing] There's cream now in cam. New elegance and new luxury. Try a cake [music] and you will see there's cream now in >> new luxury at no extra cost. Only Kame of Leading Beauty soaps gives you fine cold cream in every cake. Wonderful complexion care whether your skin is dry or oily. And in your daily beauty bath, Kame brings all over daintiness with delicate fragrance and rich gentle lather. Now with fine cold cream. Ask any lovely Kame bride. Petal soft skin goes straight to a man's heart. Change to cam today. Now more than ever, the soap of beautiful women. >> There's cream now in cam. There's cream now. There's now >> scope, the mouthwash that leaves your breath minty fresh, not mediciney. >> Triumph over tooth decay. Proctor and Gamble announces Crest toothpaste with Floristan, its exclusive fluoride compound. World's greatest weapon against decay. Crest brings your family the blessing of healthy teeth. Strengthens tooth enamel to lock out decay from within. Triumph over tooth decay with Crest. You're about to see an accident happen. >> Okay, panel. How would you get those stains out? >> I'd use bleach and a good detergent. >> Wrong. >> I'd use an enzyme pre-oaker. >> Wrong. You'd need all three ingredients. And now you can get them all in new Oxidol Plus. A bleach detergent with an enzyme pre- soaker in it. Makes my enzyme detergent sound oldfashioned. >> It is. Watch these magnets. Your enzyme detergent may leave stains behind, but with new Oxidol Plus, what the enzyme pre-oaker can't get out, the bleach can. >> Oh, and what the bleach can't get out, the enzyme pre-oaker can. >> Right. New Oxidol Plus. What the enzyme pre-oaker can't get out, the bleach can. New Oxidol Plus. For a better claim, >> the world's richest coffee celebrates its anniversary with a sale. Big savings on ground Euban. Big savings on instant Euban. Look for the anniversary sale on Euban, the AIDS bean coffee at your store now. Dad sure knows a good move when he sees one. But here's a move he can't see. What's his daughter stirring into his coffee? M looks good, doesn't it? Now, let's see if he can tell. Is it cream or cream? It's P. And once it's in the coffee, most folks can't tell from cream. That's because P is made entirely of fresh sweet cream and other milk products in convenient instant form. No need to keep P in the refrigerator. P stays fresh. Always handy. Costs about a third less, too. And look at the special bargain you can get this week. The large economy size P. 3 cents off the regular price. It's at your food stores, too. Look for this special label and stock up on P. Remember, it keeps fresh. You'll love it. >> Uh, watch the Charmin bathroom tissue, Mr. Whipple. >> Oh, that's just Mrs. Adams. Been coming in here for years. Never squeezes the Charmin. >> Maybe you just never caught her. >> What? >> Charmin squeezably soft, it's irresistible. Deep down. Squeezably soft. Soft fragrance. >> Please don't squeeze the Charmin. So, there's a Charmin squeeze that all of us have. Mrs. Adams, >> there certainly is, Mr. Whipple. >> It's flu time, so you try to avoid crowds. Keep track of the weather. You're generally careful, but if the people around you aren't, you can still get the flu, and flu coughs. That's why you need Vick's Formula 44, the extra strength cough mixture with a cough suppressant as effective as codine, but not narcotic. Vicks Formula 44 for relief of flu coughs [laughter] because everybody isn't as careful as you are. >> Could you just keep one thing in mind about diarrhea? Pepto-Bismol relieves it. Whether you get common diarrhea right there in your own home or away on vacation, Pepto-Bismol will help get you back to normal. Pepto-Bismol coats and soothes, helps relieve the misery, the nausea. So, next time you get common diarrhea, whether you're at home or away, you're in luck, cuz Pepto-Bismol really works. Meet the Harris brothers. Scope sneaks. Why do they sneak the scope? They're afraid Mrs. Harris would say it tastes too fresh and minty to possibly kill germs. But the boys know Scope does kill germs. In fact, no leading mouthwash kills more germs than Scope. They know that's one reason scope first thing in the morning makes your breath feel fresher for hours. Oh, meet another scope sneak. Mrs. Harris. Scope. It puts great taste into germ killing. What's Texico doing in a field of corn? Not growing it. Texico's making gasol. It's a mixture of 90% Texico unled gasoline and 10% [music] ethanol made from renewable crops like corn. Gasahol can't replace gasoline, but it can help stretch our available supply. And Texico selling gasol in a number of states right now. Gasahol. One of the ways Texico is working to keep your trust. >> Martha >> never should have married you. >> 60 years and I've hated every minute. >> Try to use a [music] little tenderness. Tender salt char [music] gives you tenderness. >> Martha dear, >> what? >> This Charmin is tender. >> Yes, it is tender. >> Tender fragrance, too. >> Uh-huh. [music] [singing] >> That's Mr. Buffington, the world's neatest man. >> Deep dry dusting. >> What? >> The smudges, the dust. One misses. so much with a dry dust cloth. >> I did. >> However, dusting with pledge picks it all up and gives your beautiful furniture a beautiful shine. >> But I did dust before >> with pledge. >> No, >> then you just went through the motions. >> Get the beauty of pledge. Every time you dust >> or you're just going through the motions, >> how you feeling, honey? >> Awful. My nose is still stuffy and sniffling. I'm sneezing and coughing and my throat scratches. I just feel like I wish I get some rest. >> I brought you Vick's Nyquil, the nighttime cold medicine. >> You remember when I had my cold? Nyquil relieved my cold symptoms for hours. So, I got the rest I needed. You'll feel better in the morning. >> Oh, you're a good husband, Harold. >> Vicks Nyquil, the one thing to take for your cold. Introducing clean. Not ordinary clean. Squeegee clean. Calconite clean. What a squeegee does for windows, calite does for dishes. Squeegee off the film, the spots, the drips, the grouts. Leaves them bone dry, shiny, and very, very clean. Squeegee clean. Get calganite and get clean. Squeegee clean. Everything's >> You get free Archie car toys and post >> in Alphabets. You get a free Archie car just like the Gilapy Archie drives. Free. And on the Alphabits [music] box. >> Archie and Jug Head and Archie's Garage. Fill up your car with [music] Archie and give them a ride. Get your free Archie car in post alphabets where >> everything's from a distance. You can't possibly tell which woman is 21 years older than the other. Close up, it's pretty hard to tell, too. The lovely lady on your left is Mrs. Edward Arcast with her daughter Chris of Short Hills, New Jersey. And as you can imagine, it's fun for a girl to have a mother so trim and slim and able to do things with her. And the reason, of course, is exercise and the right kind of foods like this. A postgraut breakfast. The light kind of breakfast that fills you up but not out. No cereal looks like it, tastes like it, because only grape nuts have these crunchy nuggets bursting with nutsweet flavor. >> Start [music] your day a little bit better. Help keep in shape with grape nuts fresh from Post. >> Fills you up but not out. >> And now let's stop for a minute. It's time for Post. Post Sugar Crisp. >> Roy in the saddle. He whirls his lasso overhead with triggers set to check fast. >> A perfect throw. >> He yanks them in and says, >> "Let's go to breakfast." >> Post Sugar Crisp is here for all to fill the bowl before you. The candy coated cereal already sweetened for you. Fresh honey flavored puffs of wheat so crispy that they crunch. They're wonderful for breakfast between meals [music] or for lunch. So eat it by the bowl full or right from the package straight for nourishment and energy. Roy Rogers says it's great. >> Yes, sir. Buckaroos. Sugar crisp is my favorite and I want you to try it for breakfast and as a snack between meals while you can even eat it right out of the box. Get Post Sugar Crisp right away. >> For breakfast [music] it's Danny. for snacks. It's so handy. >> Or eat it like candy. >> For goodness sake, it post sugar crisp. >> This man used to spend hours writing medical findings in longhand, >> but the new IBM 224 dictating unit cured him of writer's cramp. >> This man used to trust countless details to memory. Jerry, >> the new IBM 224 never forgets anything. >> This woman used to take notes while checking her merchandise. But the new IBM 224 takes stock of things quickly and easily. At only 28 O, this new IBM dictating unit is so small and so compact that you can use it anywhere you think. at home, on trips and conferences, and of course, behind your desk. Whatever you do, the new IBM 224 can help you do it better. >> Have you seen the Charlie's Angels dolls and adventure? [singing] [music] >> Sabrina, Jill, and Kelly. They're Charlie's [music] Angels and they've got clothes that let you imagine them in daring adventures by day and then turn them into glamorous outfits [music] at night. >> Angels, I have an assignment for you. >> Charlie's Angels Dolls and Adventure New from Hasbro dolls, [music] outfits, and accessories also sold separately. >> Pardon me, Trinkles. Are you really going to eat that cereal with that spoon? I get it. any way is the right way to eat cereal as long as it's post sugar rice crinkles. Clever crinkles. You know, post sugar rice crinkles are so good, so different, too, because it's the only crisp rice cereal that's crinkled with delicious honey and sugar. The greatest cereal treat on earth. You see, any rice cereal is a circus of fun, as long as it's post sugar rice crinkles. [music] Most any cereal is fine with me as long as you spell it P O S T cuz all post cereals happen to be [music] >> just a little better. >> A little bit better. >> A little bit better than any other cereal happens to be. >> So crinkle on down to the store for post sugar rice crinkles. >> Help. Help. Something to drink. GIVE THIS MAN SOMETHING TO DRINK. >> Here you go, stranger. >> Beer. Oh, I had something special in mind. >> Bull. >> Bull. The Schlitz malt liquor bull. >> It's a special premium brew that's in a class by itself. >> Hey, Schlitz malt liquor tastes terrific. Could I get a six-pack to go? If you want to change your taste with a big [music] old taste, don't say oh small liquor. >> Follow me. I'll show you some guys who are really driving. The Texico good guys. >> Hi Janet. >> They're driving down the price of an oil change. >> We'll give you Havlin super premium motor oil. It's been trooper tested and mileage tested >> and a Texico oil filter >> at a special low price. So drive in when you see this sign where the Texico good guys are driving down the cost of an oil change. >> There goes the Honeycomb hideout. >> We're back in caveman time. >> ME BIG CAVEMAN WANT BIG CEREAL. >> Try honeycomb. It's a big mouthful. Honey comes big [music] big big big got a big bite. Right. Right. Right. Honey comes a big mouthful. It tastes just right. Post honeycomb cereals part of a balanced breakfast. >> Good big [music] mouthful. >> Honey comes a big mouthful. It tastes just right. >> WELL DONE, LAD. NOW TO QUENCH OUR THIRST. >> No name. I'm Robin Hood, the swashbuckling hero. I don't want beer. I want something special. Whoa. ball. >> It's a slit, small liquor bowl. It's a special premium brew that's in a class by itself. >> What noble taste. >> Robin, my son. How about a little game of bumper pool? >> If you want to change up a big taste, don't say. [music] [snorts] >> I thought I was strong, but this cold makes me feel like a pushover. It takes strong medicine to take a [snorts] cold on first thing in the morning. Daycare. >> Daycare from Vix. Strong medicine made especially for daytime use to help fight your coughing, scratchy throat, stuffy nose, aches, and pains for hours without making you drowsy. [snorts] >> Daycare took on my cold this morning. Feel a lot better. >> Daycare. It's strong medicine. >> Boss, you could fire me, but you have bad breath. practicing when he walks in mornings. Got to get him to use this new scope. I do once in the morning and my breath feels fresher for hours. Today I tell him >> a boss because I found a new mouthwash scope. Tried it first thing this morning and my breath feels like it'll last for hours. >> What's up, Tiger? >> Scope. Once in the morning does it. Vick's cough drops have throat cooling vapor medication. And if their soothing action reminds you of what you rub on your chest for a cold, it's because they have some of the same special Vix medications we use in our famous chest rub. Vix medicated cough drops. Regular, wild cherry, lemon, and blue mint. We made them to work. Hey Jimmy, let's go swimming. >> Not in your life. I'm cutting out my baseball trading cards. >> What trading card? >> The ones you get free on all post serial packages. Pictures of the top major leaguers with rundowns on all of them. >> Wow. >> And you get as many as seven on every post cereal package. 200 in all. Free. >> Wow. >> And all you have to do is buy post cereals. That's one. >> Jeez, there's Roger Maris and Willie Mays and Mickey Man. He looks so real. >> Well, kids, baseball season's here again. And with Post Cereals baseball trading cards, you can get a rundown on all your favorite players. >> Hey, he talked to me. Mickey Man, talk to me. >> You're goofy. Why don't you have your mother buy some post cereals and get your own trading card? >> Daddy did talk to me. Look. So, start your day a little bit better with Post Cereals and start collecting your free baseball trading cards today. >> Are you glad we asked you to come over and try it? >> Yeah, very much so. Just doesn't taste like the usual u cornflakes. Little um crisper if you want to call it that. I mean, it's uh >> eat a lot of cereal at home, your family. >> Well, I have five children. Yes. >> You think your kids would like this? >> Yeah, there was enough of it. I think they my kids would go for it. >> New post-puffed corn flakes. Puffed to be crisper than plain corn flakes. Post cereals make breakfast a little bit better. [music] Good furniture resents being dusted with only a dust cloth. A dust cloth alone can't pick up smudges, fingerprints. doesn't really [music] clean. Don't give up. Discover [music] Pledge. Johnson's pledge. Good furniture can't resist it. [music] Just spray [music] and dust. Pledge cleans as it waxes. Leaves a glowing hard wax shine that protects as it beautifies. Does it on leather, vinyl, anything dustable. So do do use Johnson's pledge whenever you dust. [music] Your furniture will love you for it. Pledge for waxed beauty instantly as you dust. Every time you dust like to have a Vroom hot rodder engine for your bike. >> Hey me. >> Well, if you're 13 or younger, you can win a Veroom hot rodder engine or a stallion bike. Look at Peter. >> Or a baby first step doll. >> Look at that. >> Or a printing set of >> or a Mattel power shop full of tools. >> Anything you want. >> Win these Mattel prizes with just some crayons in the big post cartoon contest. The rules and cartoons are on the backs of your favorite post cereals. Here's all you do. >> Cut out the cartoon of your favorite post character and complete it. Draw anything you like. >> Really pretty funny. >> Color it and mail it in. >> Foolish gray purple. The more cartoons you complete, the better your chances to be judged one of the 11,000 prize winners. >> See, Sugar Bear, >> it's easy and fun. Five different cartoons are on the backs of these post cereals. >> This is just a cartoony. >> Enter as often as you like. >> You almost finished. Post cereals make breakfast a little bit better. Who ate the ceremony? [music] Who ate the piece that saved me? Who just couldn't resist? [music] >> Sari fresh banana cake. Who could resist it? Fresh bananas [music] blended throughout the cake for real banana flavor. Topped with a buttercream frosting. One [music] of six irresistible dessert cakes. >> Nobody can resist. [music] Stevie. Okay, rocket boy. Off with the space helmet. A mom >> kids. My little space king's brushy habits are out of this world. >> I have the same worry about my Adam's teeth, and I can't watch him round the clock. That's why we use Crest. Crest gives him long lasting protection. >> Longlasting protection. That's news to me. Crest has Floristan. With regular brushing, the floorand protection stays active in his teeth. It doesn't rinse out, so it helps fight cavities around the clock. You sure are sold on Crest. You would be too if your family got the great checkups we do. I can see my next mission is to buy some Crest. >> Crest keeps on protecting long after you stop brushing. >> See this? It's Planters potato chips. So now there are two stackable potato chips in town. We asked people who tasted both which one tastes better. >> This is the one I chose. 14 sisters were tested and 13 sisters out of the 14 chose planters. How do you like that? But honestly, >> when the chips are down, people prefer platters. >> It tasted more like potato I used to get back home in Denny go with eat potato skin at all. You know, >> two dolly back. >> Stand by, Ted. You're on in 2 minutes. >> Okay. >> Dad. Dad. >> Pam. What's up? >> My checkup. Only one cavity. >> That's great news, honey. >> How'd you do it? >> I brush with Crest now. >> Oh, come on, Ted. Toothpaste is toothpaste. >> Uh-uh. Crest has fluoride. Fluoride is the best cavity fighter you can get. >> Well, toothpaste have fluoride. >> Well, the others we tried didn't have it. Since Crest, Pam's had much better checkups. Of all the toothpastes you can buy, the only ones proved effective against cavities are fluoride toothpastes. In fact, Crest's fluoride formula has been proved effective in over 20 clinical studies, and Crest is accepted by the American Dental Association. >> 20 seconds, Ted. >> Okay. >> All right. Stand by, please. >> Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. >> Crest can't promise only one cavity, but we can promise most people good checkups. Fighting cavities is the whole idea behind Crest. >> Put an ice cube in and got a snow cone out. >> The snowman snow cone machine comes with five different flavors. >> Give me orange. I want lime. The kids are looking sweet and cool. Kids with a snowman snow cone. >> You can make five different [music] kinds of snow cones with the snow cone machine from Hasbro. >> Yeah. Yeah. Spend it wisely. >> Oh no. Now what? >> Well, my card game is here tonight, so I got us some new glasses. There's a brand new glass in dust that's a work of art. The classic teardrop. >> Very pretty. >> It has the look and feel of fine crystal. >> Go ahead. Ping it yourself. sheer rim and a pebble base. >> But all this? >> Well, it comes in four sizes for a lot of ice and a little ice. Juice glasses for tomorrow and a goblet for when your mother, Mary, Queen of Scots, comes over. >> It's a year's supply of doz. >> Am I good to you? And it's a good heavy power detergent for cleaning my workclo. Incidentally, someday if you get a chance, >> I have guests coming this evening and the place is a mess. >> There's a beautiful new glass in does. It has the look and the feel of fine crystal. >> Nice. >> That's all we're talking now. We going to talk or we going to play card. >> Come on, Milford. Here's your gravy train. >> Oh, wait, Milford. Here's water to make the gravy. >> No, gravy train is good. Dry. That's the way Milford likes it. >> We're not ready yet, Milford. You got to mix the gravy. >> Oh, no. Come on, Milford. It's delicious just the way it is. >> Hold on, Milford. Honey, gravy. >> Gravy train has the meaty taste dogs love and the complete nutrition they need. Served with its gravy or crunchy dry. Gain's gravy train dog food. Tastes good with gravy, tastes good without. >> No loves the gravy train. Without the gravy. >> Who is she? She's a child of luxury. >> [music] [music] [music] >> Did you notice her hair? Everyone does. She uses Liquid [music] Prel, the extra rich shampoo for young, luxurious hair. Liquid Prell for the child of luxury. Amur often the most beautiful evenings start in the morning with new daril the lavish deodorant soap that started in France. Daril superb imported fragrance plus longlasting deodorant protection and a certain who knows discover the lavish deodorant soap that started in France all day. >> I got you polished. >> Great. I ran out halfway through this table. I don't dust with Pledge. >> Oh, no. >> It's okay. They're all the same. >> No, they aren't. Pledge has three natural polishers specially blended by Johnson Wax for a more beautiful shine than any other polish. >> Honey, Pledge is different. >> What do you mean? >> That's my old polish. >> Yeah. >> And that's Pledge. >> Hey, that's beautiful. My Pledge shines better. >> Your Pledge? >> Pledge. The more beautiful way to dust. Cowbell at this hour. Might be in trouble. >> Let's go. >> What's up, Joey? >> Step right into Joey's ice cream parlor. >> Well, I'll be >> sure I'd love some good ice cream, Joey. >> Me, too, if it's that good Bordon's ice cream. >> Coming right up. >> You know, Jim, that Bordon's ice cream is the best tasting ice cream ever. >> Here you are, Pete. >> Boy, oh boy. >> I'll have a chocolate float, please. >> Yes, sir. A nice big glass of Bordon's Dutch chocolate >> made with real Dutch cocoa and a big scoop of Bordon's Dutch chocolate almond ice cream. That's Bordon's super delicious flavor for this month. Real chocolatey tasting and chalk full of crispy tasty toasted almonds. Ask mom to get the big half gallon package for your ice cream parlor. >> Hey mom, be sure to buy Bordon. I'm out of coffee. >> YOU'RE OUT OF COFFEE? [laughter] >> What a time to run out. But why run out? Get new Giantsize Instant Maxwell House. Dozens of extra cups of warm bean flavor. New Giantsize Instant Maxwell House. You won't have to run out again. >> Introducing the brightest shine under the sun. Super Bravo. A new floor finish made with advanced vinyl. It protects your floors with the same toughness. that made old Bravo famous. But it shines brighter than any other leading floor finish. Repeat, brighter than any other. Of course, you don't really need to. But remember, new Super Bravo from Johnson is the brightest chime under the sun. >> People enjoying themselves. >> Oh, honey, don't ask him. >> My breath? >> Try some onions. Maybe it'll help. >> I'll try mouthwash. >> Okay. >> How's that? Now you smell like a medicine chest. >> Hey, my mouthwash works. >> Come here. >> Your scope. >> Scope fights bad breath, too. But you end up with fresh, minty breath instead of medicine breath. >> Scope really works. >> I better check. >> Yeah, >> scope fights bad breath without giving you medicine breath. >> Uh, pardon me. What kind of dog food does your dog eat? >> Can. Ram says Barney eats canned dog food cuz it's moist and meaty. >> He said that. >> Yep. >> What about Gainesburgers? They're moist and meaty and they taste terrific. >> Nope. >> Gramp says Barney won't eat them. >> He said that. >> Yep. >> Let's see. >> Told you to eat them. >> He said that. >> You said that. >> Yep. >> Gainsburg is dog food. The canned dog food without the can. >> Yep. >> Look, here's Elsie's art class. And Elsie says, "Why don't you each draw a picture of the coolest, most refreshing thing you can think of?" Well, with that, they started to draw, and in a few minutes they were done. "I drew a delicious Elsie brand popsicle," says Bula. "It's so refreshing cuz it's got such yummy fruit flavors." "And I drew a scrumptious Elsie brandsicle," Cries bowl. "It tastes so chocolatey good and it lasts so long, too." say, "They look so good. Let's go buy some right now." Yes, boys and girls, you can buy your own Elsie brand popsicles and fudgeicles, too. Or ask mother to keep some on hand for you. Either way, make sure you get the kind with my picture on the wrapper. That means it's Bordens. And if it's Bordens, it's got to be good. >> Hey, Mom. >> Be sure to buy Bordon. Hello. And if you'll excuse me, here's a little history from the Bud Palmer family. Now, we have two little ones around the house. And you know the first thing the doctor ordered for them in addition to milk? It was orange juice. That's because babies need the vitamin C it gives them. Also, babies use up vitamin C faster. That's why they need so much and need it every day. And fresh frozen orange juice from Florida is a real timesaver for all you mothers. So keep plenty on hand for baby and the whole family. >> The Flintstones Fruity Pebbles taste like a bowl of noisy fruit. >> And cocoa pebbles taste cocoa moco good. >> If you put [music] sweet pebbles in your mouth, you'll never have rocks in your head. >> Look, those kids have got the Flintstones TV tiny. Aren't they cute? You could get six Flintstones Tineans when you send 50 cents and two box stops from Fruity or Cocoa Pebbles. See details on specially marked boxes to the woman who never squeezes Charmin bathroom tissue. The Whipple Willpower Awards. Keep it up, Mrs. Quinn. >> I hate to disappoint him, but I can't resist squeezing Charmin one minute more. Well, Charmin's so deep down squeezably soft. It's irresistible. >> M soft fragrance, too. >> Please don't squeeze the charm. >> Squeezing charming. You disappoint me, Mrs. Green. >> You disappoint me, Mr. >> Every day at Crest, we get letters from kids asking about teeth. >> Grandma. Hey, Grandma. Crest answered my letter. I told you they would. I'm going to know more about teeth than anybody in my school. See these? They're incizers. That's what it says in my letter. >> That must be then. >> They're for cutting. >> Is that so? >> And you know how many teeth you have? >> How many teeth do I have? >> This says kids my age have 20. But when I get older, I'm going to have 32. >> You will if you take care of them. >> Well, Crest has fluoride. That's the best thing for teeth. >> If you brush, >> write to Crest, Cincinnati, Ohio, if you or your kids would like to know more about teeth. After all, the more you know about teeth, the more you'll appreciate Crest. >> On the top, I brush back and forth. On the bottom, I wiggle it. You >> certainly are a smart one. >> Crest is accepted by the American Dental Association. We're working to make cavities a thing of the past. >> I'm Helen Livingston. And I'm her sister, Betty. Several years ago, we inherited some securities. A comfortable amount, but not quite enough to live on then. So, we followed good advice, added more investments, let them grow. Today, we're retired and have just about everything we need to live on. There's really only one thing we don't have. Complaints. >> Ask your broker. He knows the market. He can show you why in the long run, it's the best place for your money. >> Hey, a little hot dog with your mustard. How about yours, Jimmy? H. You guys trying to tell me something? These hot dogs are >> not Echridge. Back to Echridge. >> Echridge Franks. Firm and meaty. Made with only selected cuts of meat. No cereal fillers. Taste the difference. >> Now these are Echridge. You guys will eat me out of house and hot dogs. >> Yeah, but think of all the mustard we'll say. >> Ech. Taste the difference. >> There's a Vix product to help you defend yourself no matter how a cold attacks. The Vix art of self-defense. But I just hand I do paint a bit. Did you ever try using a brush? Dishwashing match. What? Try pomol. Dishwashing liquid. It softens your hands while you do the dishes. You're soaking in it now. >> Dishwashing liquid. It's pallet. That mild. >> Oh, it's more than mild. And at home, it sucks just last me forever. And it's soft and tan. M. I'm so grateful for pallet liquid. You must let me. Thank you. I know. But how about my kitchen? At one time, America imported so little of its oil that it was no problem at all. But today, we import more than 45% of our oil. That sends money out of the country, hurts the economy, and increases inflation. If our oil is ever cut off again, it could have serious effects on your lifestyle, your driving, your heating bills, even your job. What can we do? Texico believes conservation must be increased. Alternate energy sources developed. Exploration and production stepped up. Because none of us want to be caught over a barrel. At Texico, we're working to keep your trust. >> Post Sugar Crisp just can't be beat. The candy coated cereal treated sugar sweets of wholesome wheat. Post Sugar Crisp for breakfast. It's dandy. >> For snacks, it's so handy. >> Or eat it like candy. For goodness sake, it post sugar crisp. Somebody once said, "All the really good things in life are either illegal, immoral, or fattening." 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But we got to find more energy for America. Here in America, at Texico, we're working to keep your trust. Now, that looks like a very interesting situation. My broker's really enthusiastic about it. What does your broker say? Well, my broker is EF Hutton. And EF Hutton says, "When EF Hutton talks, people listen. If you had a pale and it was always summer, you could pick big juicy blueberries and have them for breakfast whenever you wanted. Well, you can have them now because Post has taken blueberries. Fresh freeze-dried them and put them right inside a box of corn flakes. Post corn flakes and blueberries. Crisp corn flakes and tasty blueberries. A splash of milk and the blueberries get juicy again. >> Hey, the milk's getting blue. >> Blueberries so juicy they even turn the milk blue. Blueberries right inside a box of corn flakes, so you can have them whenever you want them. You don't even need a pale. >> New Post cornflakes and blueberries. Try Post Cornflakes and peaches, too. 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We'll show you news reels of yesterday. >> We'll show you exclusive interviews with the superstars of sport. >> We'll show you animated cartoons that are a laugh a mile. >> Fly Continental's widebody DC10 tents. >> And we'll [music] show you a [singing] show. We [music] really >> give your dog all the nutrition he needs. Put him on Gravy Train every day. Gravy train makes your dog feel like rin tin tin. >> Does your dog eat like a hero? Does he get the extra protein, vitamins, and minerals it takes to be a hero? Then give him Gains Gravy Train. Hearty chunks of good food. Add water and delicious gravy happens. Gravy train. The stuff heroes are made of. It'll make your [music] dog feel like renin tin. Animal, vegetable, or mineral? >> Animal. >> What' you want? >> Porcupine. That stubble is a dead giveaway. But cheer up here. Shake Power Shave. Brand new revolutionary. No more stubble trouble for you. >> Deep down >> where your beard begins. >> Deep down >> where your beard begins. 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