Stoned (An Anti-Drug Film) (Edited Version)

hey Mike what are you calling guys sticks is right arms and a lion's mouth Lexi told me that one three weeks ago oh yeah all right what's green and red and goes a thousand miles an hour [Applause] what do you call my brother Mike after the AAU me state champion [Music] we you for lunch Jackie there's nobody else you can eat lunch with you're gonna meet me yes or no look make sure when I go to way to college you're gonna have to find somebody else to eat lunch with next year's next year okay [Music] watch will you go and melon melon head come by a few joints dollar each six [Applause] [Music] [Applause] melon hey wanna try some my tenían to a Casanova why not what's your Fredo I'm not afraid just don't like pot well how do you know what you don't like you've never tried it I don't have to eat dirt to know I don't like to taste oh very good it's a goody-goody brother might tell you that one last chance want to try it yes or no Oh okay today we have a new girl in school her name is ELISA Dean Odell what else yes Khaleesi died thank God dad all right now I have your test from last Friday and I must tell you I thought scores would be a lot higher yeah you keep playing along buddy good night one of those trash Carter Cinco said they bond that they stand up yeah it'll be harder for you to fall asleep on your feet levantate get up get up now now I can't see the board page 32 we'll have to stand like this the entire period okay you don't want to stand you don't want to stand then you do us all a favor don't come to this class stone okay everybody open your books up turn to page 32 get out your homework I want to make sure everybody had better I've done their homework let's go I want you to remember all these other meats were warm up to that state me that's the one I lost that's why I didn't qualify for the Olympics Jack eat your broccoli mom never used to make me eat it well you did anyway so after school on Saturday I want you to come home after practice you eat rest up say an hour to 30 I'll take you through a workout hey Dad I got a 93 in my Spanish test yeah good oh my the back page of magazines a recipe Thea for a protein drink got vitamins minerals a whole shot take a look at Mike yeah the first time you met Donna what'd you say hi what hi let's see just smile us it hi who is she Pook name is Felicity you see she's new in school and uh I figured I had a chance before everybody told her that I was a no name hey who called you a melon head don't get mad look you're just a little shy that's all there's nothing wrong with being shot it's all right I look forget about what I said they were smiling hi I'm me and you're you we got to find your own thing uh your riddles walk up to her and tell her riddle I bet she's never had an approach like that before you really think I don't worry you walk right up turn you tell her a riddle that's a great way to break the ice yeah yeah yeah yeah [Music] what do you put on a sig fig are you talking to me what do you found a sick Pig blinkman that's what you put on a sick Pig [Applause] hey Mike aren't you afraid you might hurt yourself well if you pulled a muscle what are you doing oh nothing you want to work down I don't need muscles I have brains just kidding you're not gonna work out all afternoon are you I can't concentrate well we do something I am doing something I mean together just forgive some wait don't wait for me what I do laps I told you I'm working out later I mean later on going out grave what do you want to go well you're not going out with Donna are you you know the last night going out alone let's go home with felicity alone yeah I'm gonna spend an hour alone you know every six months or so I like to go out and spend an hour alone why just because look I'm anxious about the meat I just wanna take a long drive and be alone you could talk no with me Jack Jack get off of my back give me a break why do you have to count on me to fill every moment of your life yeah hang on man it's like an anchor [Music] what do you want just walking around [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] get spawns take it slow it's slower hold it in sometimes the first time you smoke it doesn't affect you oops get late [Applause] you really want to learn how to get stone come by my house tomorrow I'll get you stolen hey Jabbar come on come on come on in oh yeah not you [Music] we're your parents working mr. Lee yeah we own a deli we're setting up for breakfast you play that not really [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] I'm starving [Music] are you high my hope [Applause] [Music] everything's so green yeah get that tree now it's all bent and twisted ok I've not seen that this grass makes you see things clearer I thought I was supposed to things up [Music] [Laughter] [Laughter] [Laughter] [Music] [Music] my [Music] [Music] remember me you know you're lucky you didn't get caught where to go anyway I flew away I'm super Jackie yeah you heard I heard what you hear did something wrong with your ears waxy buildup you're ridiculous no I'm Jack melon no I mean I'm not Jack melon I don't believe it said they worried about me don't believe it's bad they worried about you you know you're making me dizzy you're gettin me dizzy with it let's start over okay okay all right [Music] Jack yeah really yeah yeah great how'd you get a man like Felicity I hate it how'd you like to go around with a name like Felicity until my father gets transferred we're moving it's hard enough making new friends without having name like Felicity everybody thinks I'm somebody I'm not I know I know you know you're beautiful you really are what light upon yonder window breaks it is the east and felicity is the Sun and I am the moon floating high in the sky going bye bye bye I spend my daughter felicidad until tomorrow in the next chapter adios and hi-ho silver I know a lot of you people are wondering why I decided to hold class outside today because I want to talk to you informally today I'm I'm not senior David today I'm just Doug I want to talk to you about a plant has a Spanish name and it's getting in the way of my teaching it's called uh marijuana marijuana hey what's that another new girl in school Doug yeah it's very funny Jack you know you've been very funny lately yeah when you're stoned everything's hilarious isn't it well how do you know how it is have you ever tried it yeah you have yeah I smoked but I quit why when I was 17 my parents decided to split up and it hit me very hard and so I smoked and temporarily my problems just disappeared listen I was just running away from my problems because when I came down my parents were still getting divorced in the meantime yeah but it wasn't worth it look I just read in this in this government survey where they think that grass could cause chromosome damage or sterility in males or birth defects in women like I might not be able to have kids have you smokes a lot they're just trying to fool us okay beside chromosome damage or or getting busted which is bad enough if you people if every time you have a problem you just get stoned if you just avoid your problems instead of facing them you're never gonna know how to deal with them you're never gonna learn how to you're never gonna learn how to cope with them does that make any sense does it oh no now I'm never gonna know what I'm capable of I don't know if I feel looking hard come on man you didn't buy that baloney Doug was dishing out well how do you know it's all baloney the man is a teacher don't be so gullible hey man thank you lady that caller over jack come on do it hey Jack hey Felicity come here [Applause] thank you hi he's my friends Teddy and and Alan hi oh this is Amy hey what are you waiting for little joy [Music] hi hi Kimmy you're still not upset about that spider thing are you it's just a joke yeah don't goof right back there I was ripped that way you've been cutting school so much lately yeah you were high when we first met weren't you when you know that time outside the classroom oh oh yeah I was gone again that time when you saw me dancing yeah you just can't be you can you Jack what do you mean you know I just realized something I'm standing here talking to you now I don't even know who you are Hey I mean yeah right super Jack huh superstone jack but tell me something who's the real Jack Jack begin so man at because I liked you cuz you're different I mean you're really funny your wedding your that wasn't really you at all okay [Music] why don't you eat something healthy don't you have an apple why should i I don't have a big swim meet in two days are you high go out and have that picnic with your girlfriend leave me alone jack I'm asking a question of these two what business is it of yours what I am hey you girlfriend's waiting for you fun it is my business Jack Jack I'm asking you a question I'm talking to you go away let's not talk about it you won't do some laps No come on we'll do some laps we'll be just like old times why don't you get Donna to row the boat ten minutes five [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] sitting around you know yours will be the Bears middle name is hey guys look smokey the Bears middle name is up get it get out a look around Mike [Music] Hey [Music] [Applause] [Music] what happened just hey you with you it was didn't me that wasn't save you still riddled stormed my you know how long I know hot I've trained for this meat it's all over because she was stalling get out Mike you all right yeah I'm just fine what happened what happened something speak up what happened yeah I was clowning around was my fault I had decided to go swim in front of the boat and then I smacked right into a tree Jack saved my life [Music] Jack oh man I just got some dynamite smoke come on no thanks [Music] hi my name is Jack not super Jack or stone Jack just plain old Jack [Music] nice to meet you jack [Music] and just plain felicity [Music]