We all had one of those days as a kid

[Applause] [Laughter] it was just after lunch when it happened James cut his finger in the schoolyard it hurt and it bled a little James felt just awful he went to see his teacher Mrs Smith what happened she said I cut my finger said James it is bleeding a little and it hurts too oh said Mrs Smith I see well how do you feel just awful said James I think you'd better see the nurse said Mrs Smith I will write a note for you so you can go right now