THE MAN FROM LOX

[Music] [Applause] [Music] This is locks. Type of smoked salmon found in any good delicateessant. Get some on your clothes. You can smell weird for weeks. Drop it and you get a mess. This is also locks not found in any delicateess. Get some on your clothes and you can smell bad for weeks like burnt flesh. Drop it and you can get one hell of a mess. Pretty safe with all that stuff on. Right on. Doesn't look like you'd ever catch fire. Better believe it. Bet those suits never burn. Hell no. You ever spill locks on it? sometimes. Got a film I want to show you. [Music] [Applause] I never saw that film before. You weren't the guy that dropped the toeb bar on the gloves, were you? What? What do you mean? Got another film for you. [Music] I never saw that one either. Hi, friends. You worried about those little spots of grease, oil, and fuel that occasionally crop up on the deck of the carrier? Well, I'll tell you one way to get rid of them is locks. That's right, liquid oxygen. Not recommended though. [Music] [Applause] No, no, no. That's the old way to do it. This is the new, improved way to do it. Use an oxygen-enriched environment with all that oxygen floating [Music] around. Hi Fred. We're having a party down at the pool. Care to come along? Man, you know I can't go. I have to get this cart back or the safety officer is going to have my ass. Okay. [Music] Son, won't you come home for the holidays? I'm sorry, Mom. I can't. I have to get this cart back or the safety officer is going to have my ass. Such a naughty boy. Hi, sailor. Want to go to the beach? I can't go now. I have to get this cart back or the safety officer is going to have my ass. [Applause] sailor. I'm going to have your ass. Now, most of you have probably never read this book. Let me get a shot of it, George. It's a rule book. Don't follow it and you can mess up and and burn something. This is also a rule book worth reading. Don't follow it and you can really burn something. Open the packs for the trick set. You asked me to. Okay. Tie it in, please. [Music]