The Home Front

[Applause] [Music] cold. It's so cold it would freeze the jeep. We're standing tonight on the old camp ground. Give us a song to cheer our wey hearts a song of hope. There's no place like home. There's no place like home. Be it ever so humble. There's no place like home. [Applause] Home. They got it. saw back there. They don't even know there's a war going on back in my hometown. Take my old man. He's probably down at Kelly's [Music] [Applause] and more. I know what she's doing every afternoon. All afternoon. [Music] in grandpa. He never did a day's wake in his life. [Applause] [Music] And my gal, my gal Sally Lou, she's probably out with some other guy at this identical moment. Oh, my darling, what bigger eyes you have. Jeez, they're loafing playing while I freeze up here. I wish I could see him. I'd tell him a thing or two. Technical fairy voice class at your Soyus. Okay, Snafu. Maybe you got something there to raise monkeys, but it's cool. Now, let's take a look at the lazy wazy home, folks. Suppose we look at your old man Foist. [Applause] [Music] in the bridge game. Let's see how your mo is making out. SILVER MANURE COMING MOTHER. [Music] This stuff sure makes things grow, don't it? Is that grandpa yours? They thought I was too old for this job. [Music] Don't bother me. [Music] [Applause] Shut them up in Sally Lou has joined the wax. We are working like hell in the old home. They're working in the old home town. Working in the old home town. [Music] Gosh, I didn't know you cared. Woo! Woo!