The Great Chastity Experiment (1985)

[Music] good morning h m there will be a surprise Locker check at 10: a.m. Mrs egin urges that whoever took the drawings from sex education class please return them at once no questions will be asked if they are brought back unharmed girls intermural football practice is cancelled for today it will resume as soon as a new goalpost can be erected anyone knowing the whereabouts of Nikki pek editor-in chief of the bugle news please report to the newspaper office immediately I repeat anyone knowing the whereabouts of Nikki Tech please report to the newspaper office immediately a reward is being offered have a nice day uhoh excuse me you got to go to class I got to go to the paper [Music] [Applause] can we get back to work [Applause] please good morning Luigi well well well it isn't our little Miss editor-in Chief nice of you to stop by the paper looks good today oh thank you it's amazing how well a ship can Sail Without its Captain you doing this lonely hearts column somebody's got to Jesse where's that forc retirement story I have to put that on page three we agreed to put that on page one what is it well you continue it it was a foot too long it's our lead Story Jesse we're going to have to readed dummy the whole paper what I don't worry I'll help coming excuse me gentlemen how can you believe her I think it's a case of Kramer itis typical common love disease come on N can we get back to the paper please you know you're really getting impossible she's always been impossible hey is Mur still illegal in this country it's justifiable homicide she probably get 5 10 Dear Miss Lonely Hearts I hold a highlevel position at a major campus Institution and for the first time in my life I am in love I am totally irrational and completely out of control I can't believe he wrote this the trouble is I have grown completely irresponsible and all my duties have fallen on my friends around me how can I keep my boyfriend and live up to my responsibilities at the same time signed the female flake get this dear flake try chastity he's probably not even talking about you oh he's definitely talking about me that's Luigi's way of trying to get me back inline why things of the paper really that bad apparently Luigi thinks so oh maybe he's right for once look we don't have to worry about this stuff until Monday do don't I'm not ready for that yet well come on you've been going out for 2 months so so when you go out for 2 months with somebody you know this is what you know takes place okay I don't care what everybody does you got don't know that by now you're acting like we're in church ke this is so important to you maybe you should find somebody else oh come on you know I don't want find anybody else he I just want to be with you I just want to be with you too there you go I just get confused why you confused because I'm 17 years old I have my whole life in front of me how am I supposed to give myself to somebody if I don't know what I want so what are we supposed to do until you figure out what you want huh dance a p this is not easy for me really every time I look at you all I think about is six yeah sometimes I wish it was never an event oh really maybe Luigi's right Chastity no Luigi's never right sure would Sol a lot of problems seems like the more I do with you the more I want to do it's really frustrating he look I know a very simple way to make it a lot less frustrating okay you're not listening to a word I say I too no you're not I don't think you understand what you're saying well maybe I just want a little space to figure out what it is I really want I just want a little vacation from all this pressure maybe we should try it what Chastity oh just for a week maybe has an experiment no why not cuz it's absurd okay I'm not going to experiment with it's not absurd on who knows maybe after a week I'll be the biggest animal you ever met [Music] yeah hey Nikki what are you trying to accomplish getting here so early trying to make me feel ashamed of myself I'm certainly entitled to after the anonymous letter you wrote about me on the paper on Friday I don't know what you're talking about try chastity oh that one uh it seems to be working doesn't it that's son of your business oh come on are you doing it or not listen I read your letter on chassity and I thought it was great thanks I'm going to try it too that way I have something common with my parents that cool why may be starting a whole new fan personally I think it's nuts I mean how do you expect to go out with somebody and not do nothing well it's not do nothing it's sublimate sublimate oh heavy come on I'm serious really look sublimate to divert the energy of a sexual or other biological impulse from its immediate goal to one of a higher social moral or aesthetic nature or use so what check it out all we never think about a sex that sound sweet what about kissing what what about kissing is that part of uh what do you call it sublimation look Nicki if you came in here to give me a hard time I'm really not in the mood Luigi I'm serious do you have to sublimate kissing I don't know it wasn't in the dictionary well what's your opinion my opinion mhm well the snapshots okay but no time exposures thanks you're welcome s u b l i m a t i o n Keith I swear it's in the dictionary great Nikki would you please get off the phone in a minute dad that's what you said an hour ago I'm sorry Keith what were you asking me I said what would you like to do tomorrow well we could always go to the mall unless everybody else was going Nikki we haven't been by ourselves once this week can't we just do something while we're alone Keith get off the phone you're going to break it Mom Alexander gra Bell was a weightlifter I don't know if it's such a good idea for us to be alone yet why I mean don't you think it's it's time we found out whether it's a good idea or not okay I got an idea why don't you pick me up at five five sounds good byebye take care [Music] you think it was a dumb idea to go for a hike well give me a few more minutes and I can uh figure it out it's great take a breath spell that yeah sumac I I do learn so much about pling I'm I'm a natural born Bess what can I tell you this pretty good p for you what is this it's a prickly Paar is it going to prick me okay there's a sweet fruit inside there so the reason it's got the prickly on it it's so nobody can eat it you can eat it yeah you can eat it cuz I took the prickle off for you we'll get a knife well let's eat it later let's [Music] go woo [Music] [Music] [Music] sorry didn't mean to keep you out so late I didn't mind want to take another ride around the block we better not that's right Keith I had a wonderful time I had a nice time too bizarre but nice well good night Nikki yeah um so look what are you doing tomorrow night I have to babysit oh back and help you really think we could do that hey you can trust me okay had a real nice day today me too and you look real pretty bye [Music] byebye [Music] night dear Miss Lonely Hearts even though I attend another high school I read your column every week my girlfriend and I have decided to try chasty for one week was her idea not mine the trouble is I'm having more fun with her than I ever had before is there something wrong with me [Music] [Music] [Music] sound you got him to sleep you bet oh you're good thank you you bet this is nice I hope I never have to babysit without you again hope I never have to do anything without you again like what like um like maybe you better not sit here what's the mad are you afraid of no it's just I know this is a stupid experiment but we we got one more day we got one more night too you know if you really love me you wouldn't be tempting me so much oh oh you really know how to bring your guy down don't you good I was thinking I lost my touch you know I love you I know me too I'm just kidding around I will not break the rules really yeah I won't I mean it's you know it's been a really nice week hasn't it I mean we're really getting to know each other it's ni really I mean I'm embarrassed to say it but uh I'm really content just sitting here talking to you yeah this is the way it's going to be h two of us swinging in the fort swing the kids asleep I'll be a famous journalist yeah I'll be a forest ranger a forest ranger yeah oh no the center field a center field for no Smoky the center field you what nothing that's so funny nothing so funny come on no I like to be with you you know I really do I like to be with you I feel like I just feel like I don't have to say anything I feel like I don't have to do anything I just feel like I can just sit here you know and be with you and and just be happy what are you thinking I'm thinking you're about probably the most loving person I've ever met makes me feel unworthy oh don't say that you're the most loving person I ever met not mean that you don't know that yeah I do know that you don't you don't know that what's wrong that no something's wrong what's wrong what's the matter with you no what what's the matter Nikki I wasn't coming on to you I know you didn't come on so why why are you walking away from me what do you think you're doing just don't make a big deal out of it I'm not making a big deal out of anything so what should I do you're obviously upset I want to know why I don't know why are you walking away from me what did I do nothing I didn't do anything what is wrong with you I don't really have anything to say I don't know so now you have anything to say all I did was do what you want right I mean you said you wanted some space so I gave you some space then you said you wanted to try chasti for a week so I said okay out of respect for you we'll do it and we did it and we got close but then you didn't want that so all I want to know is what's the next test okay just tell me what the next test is cuz I'll pass it [Music] hi you feel like taking a ride with me [Music] [Music] I'm really sorry Keith I feel like I really blew it all I wanted to do this week was get really close to you the closer I got the more scared I got it's a lot harder to get close to somebody than it is to have sex with them yeah why is that I don't know I think uh I'm afraid if you get to know me real well maybe you won't like me so much you should have trusted me I do trust you more than anybody in the world maybe I just don't trust myself what makes you think I'm any different you are no I'm not I got the same fear as you do come on I don't know where I'm going I don't know what I'm doing any more than you I think I know a real good way to find out though how if I could see myself Through Your Eyes instead of my own maybe I could see a little clearer I wonder if that work for me yeah although I wouldn't blame you if you gave up on me would you dance with me okay look if we can always both be you know it's honest cuz you just were with me I'm never going to have anything to worry about since you know since we're get to know each other so well maybe we could try this chassity thing another week [Music] [Music] [Music]