The Goldbergs on the Radio: Ep. 1799

now Duz does brings you the Goldbergs [Music] you is anybody there's Molly folks that means your friends The Goldbergs are here brought to you by does the new kind of soap that does everything best say can you imagine the most horrible dream a radio announcer could have well I had it the other night there I was telling you does does everything and does it best and you ladies just kept saying we don't believe we don't believe it oh gee it was awful then in my dream I said but listen it's true this new kind of soap does everything best we tested does against 25 different wash day soaps including leading soaps of every kind I dare say the very soap you use each wash day and then you said you couldn't prove it you couldn't prove it but I said we did prove it we tested all 25 soaps for whitest washes most Suds for cleaning along with greatest safety for colors and only do had a perfect score some soaps couldn't compare with do on Suds some on safety and whiteness but do came out with highest score on all three and then oh it was awful you said we don't care we don't care I pleaded with you wouldn't you like to get your towels really white I said does get some whiter than soap after soap tested none of those other soaps can do all does does and still match it for whiteness and for getting grimy workclothes clean easy but all you answered was we're not impressed then I said wait wait listen to this does score tops on safety for colors too it actually leaves your pretty rayon undies brighter but when I looked up you ladies had gone just dissolved Into Thin Air and then I woke up oh what a relief to find it was just a dream because I know this wonderful wash Day news really does mean a lot to you doesn't it just think for whitest washes most Suds for cleaning and greatest safety for colors combined this new kind of soap tested best next time you go to the store for wash day soap remember does does everything [Music] best and now does invite you to visit the Goldbergs well right now it looks as if the end of a long long road is in sight a road that began over five years ago in the Bronx and is ending now at a little altar in lenbury Connecticut Sammy and Dora mayor will soon be man and wife for this is their wedding day there will be many tears and many difficult Le takings but there will also be much joy and happiness certainly Molly and Jake and Rosie and Uncle David are happy and though for a while it seemed that Mrs Mayer would never be reconciled to the marriage there is no question that now she's only too glad to call Sammy son so let the bells ring let the congratulations pile up for Sammy will soon have a wife and Molly's dream for Sammy has at long last come true listen go you look beautiful Mrs go you look gorgeous R wants to see you all right I'm coming darling I'm coming birdie dear and and and see more dear go go inside and find yourself a seat darling in the formal living room please darling the ceremony is going to start soon I can't go out because I have to be here because I have to walk down the aisle down you excuse me bir way go this way down open the door door iose don't bother open the door look at everybody how beautiful the room how beautiful you see that lady over there with a polka do dress close the door in a minute nobody sees me nobody sees me that's Mrs Bloom and and and and the lady sitting next that's Mrs malenka and you see that beautiful Beau lady the Beautiful That's Mrs Fanny Merill and and that's Mrs Helen Wilson and that's Miss sibl and and and and that's little Harriet that's that's that's triny after the ceremony you'll meet everybody yeah darling all right I'll see you later Rosal congratulations you see thank you gee look at all these flowers wait for me Seymour I'm waiting let's sit next to Mrs Bloom not me let's sit here why here where then I want to sit where I can see something go ahead pick your own seat here's two seats excuse me please excuse me oh hello Mrs willby hello Seymour Mrs Willoughby house how's everything see more chain seats with here I want to sit next to Mrs Willoughby please change seats with me so where you are baby [Music] I'm more was so neous at wedding pretty don't shush me look at Mrs gold break here comes the rat boy what a beautiful bride yimy looks frighten Rosie is really a pretty girl I never noticed it before I did the rap boy [Music] [Music] [Music] we for [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] there are many happy moments in life but there is none happier than the moment of marriage marriage is a dedication it means that each one of you gives yourself and by the same token each of you receives a very precious gift the life and love of this dear one and you receive it not only from this one you love but from the parents who Through The Years dreamed of this day and prepared you for it and in a sense are fulfilled in it through you love is a word that is used often with us it means something very definite very precious it is a way of seeing an insight to be loved is to be seen as one would like to be to love love is to be able to see the way into another nature the gifts the possibilities of another human being such Love Changes people it is the beginning in you it transforms those who enter into it marriage must rest on faith and so I say to you as you stand here in the close relation of lovers that this marriage concerns more than just you it involves those who love you and the larger Community too the world needs good homes we hope that you will be able to establish a good home despite all difficulties and we believe that your home will have in it the best of each of you with these thoughts in mind do you private Samuel Goldberg take Dora mayor to be your wedded wife I do do you Dora mayor take Samuel Goldberg to be your wedded husband I do will you say with me these words har har Meades Lee Meades Lee better Basu better Basu kidas mosha y roel Kash mosha yel [Music] [Music] for fore [Music] [Music] and so with this benediction Sammy and Dora become man and wife and before them stretches a future of promise and joy a time of strength and hope in one another let the bells ring for them let the happiness that is in everyone's face the happiness that shines through Molly's tears shine eternally for the bride and groom and can it be otherwise for what should be is what was destined has occurred Sammy and Dora are man and [Music] wife sometimes I think it's true it isn't what you say it's how you say it lately I've been wishing I a newspaper man so I could talk like this headline does does everything best in the wash tests against 25 different wash day soaps proved it and my next big headline would be does does everything best in the dish pan too and ladies that's really an extra just think not one of those 25 soaps could match all doz does for dishes only do gives you this amazing combination Suds that stand up till the last dish is done fastest Suds for cutting grease along with greatest kindness to your hands why do you know compared with soap after soap tested does gives more Suds faster Suds that really last so you don't have to keep adding soap with Doh you get faster action on Grease too yet it's so gentle to your hands you see in tests for greatest kindness to H does score tops so just add it up in the dish pan too does does everything best be sure to listen to the next episode of The Goldbergs written for you by Gertrude ber and brought to you by Duz does the world rolls on and the Goldbergs move along with it and each day brings a new beginning this is Clayton ker saying good day for Proctor and Gamble the makers of does the soap that does everything best when you do your dishes do your country a good turn don't waste soap soap contains War materials in Wartime fight waste this is CBS the Columbia broadcasting system