The Goldbergs on the Radio: Ep. 1796

now d uz does brings you the Goldbergs you is anybody there's Molly folks that means your friends the Goldbergs are here brought to you by does the new kind of soap that does everything best say what if i would have demonstrate our talking washing machine at one of your homemakers club meetings i'd say ladies you're about to hear a washing machine that talks what's more it has something mighty important to say now here on stage is the machine I'll just put some does in it turn on the motor and listen carefully now it's proved by test which washed a soap is best does out does the rest does does everything best does the race does does everything and does it best we proved it inconclusive tests against 25 different wash day soaps probably the very soaps you ladies you my yes we tested for whitest washes most suds for cleaning along with greatest safety for colors and does came out with a highest score beat them all well some soaps couldn't compare what does on safety some were inferior on suds and whiteness only does scored tops on all three yes why'd you wash in these tests handkerchiefs oh man we washed everything greasy work shirts streaky tall's to the prettiest colored slips and does does everything best day I've got plenty of streaky tiles to water how'd you say does did on this hey does get stalls whiter than soap after soap we tested none of them can do all does does and still match it for white well I wash overall straight from a warplane overall say when we tested to see which soap gets workloads clean with the least work does scored tops again yet does turned around and scored tops on safety for colors to it actually leaves colors brighter I tell you for why just washes most suds for cleaning and greatest safety two colors combined this new kind of soap tested best next time you buy wash day soap remember does does everything best and now does invite you to visit the Goldbergs friendship when it's born of mutual help in people's early years of poverty and struggle is never completely forgotten even though the friends have drifted far apart and have had different degrees of success the proof of this is in the pudding as they say after all mrs. Mayer's hostility to Sammy as a son-in-law after her refusal to be reconciled to the fact that Sammy and or are in love she has finally come around and why well Molly's wisdom for one thing by reminding mrs. mayor of the old days when all the neighbors on 176 street in the bronx helped her and one another Molly succeeded in shaming mrs. mayor into a reconciliation and this in the lives of sammy and dora is a major triumph although they know nothing about it yet meanwhile there's something else the young lovers know nothing about listen ma maybe 3000 mah homie got to follow us with the station and a happy man hey why shouldn't I be happy why shouldn't I be happy Mrs May and Mia friends Lo and we're all going here's one friendly family to the station to welcome Sammy under isn't that better than if he was going separately and not friendly worthy this mrs. mayor call you Molly why not why not she's gonna be Sam his mother or no she's the close relationship now no darling go help mrs. mayor she's trying to figure the buckle on her shoe where the popper walk away so fans walking with mr. mayor oh really I think Papa's crawling mr. mayor max too are you ready mrs. mayor yes a devotee roller go and catch Papa please and tell him tell him that we would like to get on the train one station before last in Bury and surprise Sam endure so don't bother the body of I should you run Rosalie will go Jake very you're also fat rolls you have to decide to you come on Elise and if you wanna go on clovis bill go tell Papa the road we don't stand please wait that'll be a surprise when you get on them tonight oh my mrs. McKeever are you comfortable in your high heels the wrong they're not so high mrs. gold Molly Molly the bar yes don't be so surprised walk over here don't go by the pebbles with with your purchase I devorah will even be better friends as time goes on huh good girl I want Dora to be happy she's all I have she's my only child and Sammy he'll be your child to know Sammy hates me I think I don't be foolish because you objected for the Munson's over its past and don't you know mrs. mayor when you're in love you can't hate there's no room for hate when you're in love well Rosalie yeah and the bus will take us to the station before a lesson builder we can go on to our going on yup to Harry my shriveled we don't have to run because the bustle pass this way we don't have to run the only half the work speedily is Papa gonna go under 10 also i'll ask him and do that be a new data Oh mindelo children be surprised you get under the first car the train and i'll get on the last can then to walk together to see how we can find them and we'll look for them I feel darling i feel i will it be careful the bar I'm all right you cries I have to learn how to live all over again right because your daughter is getting married she killed my life she won't need me anymore oh isn't that wonderful what do you mean well it's only when a parent is a failure that children need them after their wings are strong animals no why should that be such a hard lesson for us human beings to learn it won't be easy to live but it'll be easy to die what do you mean I mean when my salmon roe deliver little each night I went to bed I played for one thing to live long enough to see them old enough not to be helpless to see them how shall I say not only prepared for life but but but being able to live it with with all its happiness and all of disappointments and I see me clearly I think my Samuel is prepared nothing door is prepared they're in love they're ready to live so we done our part and smell the broader dear and I think think maybe we did it very well yeah there's two more stuff store when the pilot goes will be home happy Sammy does a strain move is the sunshine am I in love with you absolutely answer all three with one word yes then am I happy yes and you does the train moon is the Sun love skip all but the last am I in love with you yes and you're happy we're both happy and nothing nothing could spoil the magnificence of the state you know we should build a monument to it where I say me everywhere do you know what should be on it I love you Adam something else this lesson on this day which only a handful will remember two people ordinary people named Sammy Goldberg and Dora mayor discovered the miraculous promise of their lives Sammy Sammy it's like a hope for the future door in spite of all the bloodshed the ruin there's something in people that can spring up with gladness that can through with the hope of a future life together I think we're stopping Sammy what station is this it's Clovis cause hmm the next stations last and Barry isn't it yes your mother will be there at the station i guess i know mine won't be well you'll come right over to our house I have to call my mother and tell her you can do that at the house what's the matter Dora nothing crying you call my mother sandy and try to make her understand I'll core if you want me to what would you tell her the fact we have a marriage license know that there isn't a thing she can do Oh Sammy please don't talk like that why not door because I Dora look at me it's just going to be the both of us from the heart what must come first is ourselves we have to build our world yet vas is already built and we'll build it no matter what your mother or anyone says Sammy Sammy what your mother there's your mother Sammy where what's she doing on the train Sammy there's my mother oh this is going to be good please send let me handle this please MA mrs. Mayo Mrs May let's understand one another right now Laura and I are going to get married no matter what you say I don't care what you think of me my respect of you is governed by your opinion of me but I do care about what you're trying to do the door let me feel unless you say now the less i'll have to remember later and you'd better be careful of just what you say i have no reason to keep quiet any loss tamanna been selfish and unreasonable you've used Dora for your own personal advancement why you said it was for her happiness Sam it's tammie mrs. Mayer is only trying it's not enough MA I don't care what she's trying to say both of us have a right to our love it's ours all ours and nobody can take it away I'm going to make your daughter happy mrs. Mayer isn't that enough it's all I want what else does another one ma don't baby Oh Sammy my son Wow Sammy's outburst certainly turned out to be something of a tempest in a teapot or fighting a straw man of course he had no way of knowing the Dora's mother it had a change of heart about the marriage but as surprised and glad as Sammy andorra may be over this turn of events they're still not married anything can happen before either of them says I do on a foggy night not many weeks ago shadow like men boarded a huge transport plane paratroopers they were as the plane left the earth every man was silent one reached in his pocket and drew out a small picture you could read his thoughts in his face and a little John God keep you there was another boy you kept clenching and unclenching his hands mom I wish I could see mom maybe I wouldn't be so scared yes every man knew he might not come back but thanks to our amazing new medicines 99% of all the men wounded in France have been saved our friends we've got to keep those medicines pouring into Europe and your used kitchen fat can help supply them used fat contains essential ingredients that help make many medicines don't throw away a drop scrape every pan scoop fat off soups skim fat off stews yes scrape scoops Kim and save every drop of used kitchen fat you'll get to red rash and tokens per pound be sure to listen to the next episode of the Goldbergs written for you by gertrude berg and brought to you by d uz does sammy finds out just how serious a step marriage is and of course the best advice is after all right there in his own home this is clayton collier saying good day for the makers of does the soap that does everything best at your dishpan you have a war job the job of fighting waste don't waste your soul it contains war materials