The Goldbergs on the Radio: Ep. 1794

and now Duz does brings you the Goldbergs you is anybody there's Molly folks that means your friends The Goldbergs are here brought to you by doz the new kind of soap that does everything best say do you know what Mrs Murphy said to Mrs Jackson the other day Glory Be do you know what they're saying does does everything best and Mrs Jackson told Mrs McFarland I could hardly believe it but it's really been proved do does everything best and Mrs McFarland told the whole neighborhood listen girls if you want your money's worth try does it does everything best well ladies that's no small talk this new kind of soap really does everything and does it best we've proved it we took 25 different wash day soaps very likely the soap you're using right now then we tested these soaps on a really tough wash greasy work shirts grimy towels even pretty rayon slips tested them for whitest washes most Suds for cleaning along with greatest safety for colors and listen of all those soaps only doz came out with a perfect score compared to doz some soaps missed out on whiteness some on safety and some on Suds only do came out tops on everything so just think what does can do take those pretty colors you wash blouses undies does can give you greater safety for them actually leave them brighter take your towels and linens do can get them whiter for you do beat soap after soap on whiteness take your grimy work clothes say in tests for getting grimy workclothes clean in the least time with the least work do rated tops again does doesen without hard scrubbing yes there you are for whitest washes most Suds for cleaning and greatest safy for colors combined this new kind of soap tested best so ladies whatever wash day soap you're using change to does does does everything best and now does invite you to visit the Goldbergs there are all sorts of ways to announce an engagement but certainly Sammy and Dora's method had an original quality about it in spite of thunder and lightning and static the The Goldbergs heard the announcement of their engagement via the airwaves and Dora's program certainly they didn't expect this kind of announcement but since it happened one would expect Molly and everybody involved to be overjoyed unfortunately though Molly is not why well there are two major reasons one of them concerns Dora's mother Mrs mayor who still seems to be hostile to the whole matter and the other stems from that hostility it has left Molly in quite a dilemma and has wiped out any Joy she might have it's really a simple thing but requires a decision that is difficult to make and what is it well listen where's everybody everybody where are you Uncle David what the show Mama's lying down why she's sick no oh she's not happy of course she's happy I'm happy like like a chicken that just came out of Nick so happy I am why is mama not happy because of Mrs mayor well Mama would feel better if Mrs mayor approved of the marriage it's not pleasant for mama to know that Mrs mayor is opposed opposed you talk to Mama Uncle David there's nothing to talk Rosell let Mama make her wedding and if she wants to invite Mrs may let her invite her if not she can stay home either Which Way Mrs mayor is Dora's mother Uncle David to me that's not not a mother R where are you going I want to speak to Jake Jake Jake what do you want to speak J Ros yes M Ros Dar advise me the only advice I can give you Ma is to relax how can I relax Rosa how can I relax Sam's getting married how can I relax who's going to make the wedding me or Mrs mayor the bride's mother usually makes the wedding usually usually but this is an unusual situation Mrs mayor knows that Sammy and D are in New York getting their license she's aware of the circumstances there's nothing she can do about it now M that's my dilemma not is that my dilemma is that my problem what is your problem Mrs Anthony what is your problem Mrs Anthony is this a moment for laughter why not this is a moment for joy and happiness joy and happiness why is there always something to spoil a Poison's Joy why should you allow anything to spoil it I certainly wouldn't let Mrs Maya spoil it you let me think and let me gather my brains together Jake yes I want to speak to Mrs mayor about what about what Mar about who's going to make the wedding we are we are making the wedding I thought that was decided I thought that was decided m without the respect I have to cons told her no about what first I have to ask who who's going to make the Ved if she says no so all I want to hear is a not and then and then then I'll I'll know how to proceed and what will you proceed you be I always wanted caner human for the caner so you'll take caner human and he'll be the caner sure you'll call caner human and he'll be the caner call Mrs mayorly all I want to hear is from her lips to refuse call Ugly please do you think you should m i do I don't I do do what call all right the May is please song bird Hill if we have the wedding here by us here we can use the front room and open the doors and the dining room the front room will make one big room hello she G me hello what is it she hung the line is busy Ros Ros look at me the line was busy Ma the line was busy or you're protecting my feelings which the line was busy M you sure because of Mrs mayor hung because she didn't wish to speak to me I would know what to do do it anyway do it anyway Mary anyway I can't why not why not because because she's the bride's mother and what are you I'm the groom's mother which means take please all right all right all right try again Ros Mar Really Rosie don't really me don't really me because I'm not dancing the real please I'm not a dancer and my toes better real and don't re me please how many years for this moment did I wait how many years you said Rosie should call so sit down sit sit down call Rosie call the mayor is please yes Jake oh Jake Sam is getting married can you believe it my here huh here yes it's Mrs mayor oh so so why didn't you say hello hello hello Mrs mayor this is Mrs Goldberg hello she hung hello and hang too hello hang hello I said hang I'm hanging now you have to do what you have to do M yes now I have to do what I have to do that woman can't cross my threshold R call me KY human do you know the number m should I know the number of ask information look in the book mly mly will you hold yourself together mly will you hold yourself together she knows the children are are getting the license she can't stop but can be avoided do you live in the Franks M who no of course he lives in the Bronx where where then from where do I know him if not from the Bronx nothing can ask youly darling foolish question 776 Liv in the BS he didn't live on the next block you don't know can to human call and look look look and see you have it so so call if you have it Jake darling yes um I'm only asking uh once more should I call Mrs mayor for the final refusal you will not how many times do you wanted to hang up on you all right please call some water for me Jake please I will please Hello Operator I I want long distance long distance New York not local 36997 about the number so I can jop 366 997 97 I got it here is water M thank you the glass thank you you're welcome uh hello cany human hello is this can human you got him on way yes so give me let Mama well Mrs Goldberg would like to speak to you please did he said to remember me I didn't ask hello hello Cy human uh this is Mrs Goldberg if you remember Mrs Goldberg G yes Mrs Jacob Goldberg it's called Benjamin Goldberg from the 178 now Jacob Goldberg yes the same uhhuh we all well I hope leaves you at present uhhuh thank you very much yes well uh uh KY human I I wish to engage your services for my son's wedding huh no you're engag who who engaged you H then what who what who that's right d mayor can I hear a voice let's hear a voice man well uh I'm only the groom's mother what is it m what is it well if the bride's mother said that's the date then that's the date thank you very much that makes everything perfect perfect oh everything the bride's mother is going to make the wedding wow so it seems that somebody beat Molly to the caner and it appears to be Mrs mayor for a moment it took the wind out of Molly's sails but only for a moment for actually this is exactly what Molly wanted there's only one drawback doesn't Mrs mayor intend to consult Molly at all regarding Samy and Dora's marriage does Mrs mayor still resent what's happening now it's only natural for folks to be skeptical I ought to know you see when I first told you the terrific news that does does everything and does it best you said prove it so I did I explained how tests against 25 different wash day soaps prove does does everything best in the wash now suppose I said does does everything best in the dish pan too what would you say prove it okay listen not one of those 25 soaps test could match all doz can do for you in the dish pan only doz gives you this amazing combination Suds that stand up till the last dish is done fastest Suds for cutting grease together with greatest kindness to your hands compared to soap after soap tested does gives more Suds faster longer lasting Suds you don't have to keep adding soap doz actually cuts through grease quicker too without hard scouring yet does is wonderfully kind to your hands like I said in tests for greatest kindness to hands does score tops yes it's proved in the dish pan too does does everything best be sure to listen to the next episode of The Goldbergs written for you by Gertrude Berg and brought to you by Duz does the Goldbergs receive an unexpected visit and they certainly are glad about it this is Clayton klier saying good day for Proctor and Gamble the makers of does the soap that does everything best used fats are still urgently needed they help make lubricating oils for our planes save all you who's f