The Goldbergs on the Radio: Ep. 1557

you is anybody there's Molly folks that means your friends The Goldbergs are here brought to you by doz the new kind of soap for everything in your wash first let's drop in on the doam family now there's cousin doam and Sam that young rookie she invited to dinner he's just finished helping her with the dishes uhoh cousin dozen's giving him a box of doz Sam saying listen cousin doam I can't take this doz back to Camp with me no Sam you know they make all rookies do KP but garcy Army gives KPS plenty of soap for dishes but Sam does is different it's a new kind of soap does does everything in the wash and it has everything for dishes too listen nobody wins medals for dishwashing well does does it makes sense it stand up till the last dish is done cut three like 60 yet it's find it to my hands yeah what some tough Sergeant gives your tub full of dishes to wash that'll be the day and you'll see I was right why with does you can wash dishes for all your buddies and those Suds will still be standing up and you don't have to keep adding soap say is it does of the army you're interested in oh you're just plain ungrateful I was only thinking of you and all those greasy pans you'll have to wash why dust cuts through grease in less than half a minute without any hard scouring oh have a hard well just look at my hand Sam doz is really kinder to him you see how soft and smooth they are M nice look let's leave this doz here for your hands cousin doam so so they'll stay pretty like this oh Sam you sweet boy well I hate to cut in on this touching scene but ladies remember do is the only leading granulated wash day soap that gives you all this for dishes make suds that stand up till the last dish is done Cuts grease like 60 yet it's kind to your hands better change to does Duz It has everything for dishes and now the Goldbergs well with her incredible talent for getting involved in other people's problems Molly has persuaded Grace and George to come back to lenbury these two Petty thieves and swindlers who brought Molly so much trouble ruined her reputation with her neighbors still seemed to her to be worth saving so she has hidden George in the barn and Grace has just arrived presumably each has returned to face the music for the theft of the Town funds secrecy was necessary for Molly's plans but unfortunately Jake happened to find out what will turn out now is anybody's guess listen where's George M I insist an explanation there's nothing to explain where's George Will you excuse me minute please Jake David Grace darling why don't you go upstairs and get fresh I know why you tell you find the towel Jake hold yourself in just hold yourself in don't Don't Fall to Pieces get me Constable Newton on the phone I'm shaking like a leaf I I should yes and when you get him I'll talk oh you you you don't want to wait B and have a consultation with who with M what is there to consult who consults me well M don't consult you because she she what she because of your he J I am not dying God forbid of course not only only M thinks if Grace came back and and if Jorge came back after they went away and and and and and they and scun with the money and they came back so it means what me me don't holler Jake don't don't get mad at me why I say what I only said what M thinks and then if you holl and if you get mad that me I'm I'm nervous Jake I'm nervous too I'm I'm Jak don't Jake me this time this is the straw that broke the donkey's back Jake darling K why was I kept in the dark is George here yes where in the bar why in the bar was in the middle of the night Jake when he and why wasn't I told to man didn't I say you you should tell Jake what didn't I say why wasn't I told because if he is here in she is here what are they here for because J each one wants to give himself up for each other so what does it mean I'm not interested in the meaning did she bring the money back I don't know you didn't ask her I didn't why because why she came is more important why because it means she loves George and George loves her since when is there love life my business why not where there's love there's hope wasn't they in love when they came here in Bamboozled when they first came Jake they came to take something now they came to give what themselves ah Molly what nothing so where you going well it's my duty as a citizen and a social minded individual to go that's where I'm going right J you'll find out Grace you'll kindly wait here where you are the authorities will be here soon if you brought the money have it ready where did J go do you think I'm I'm nervous M I'm very nervous don't ask me D I don't want to be confidential with you m d too much too much this is too much mly first when when Grace came the the very first time and Ros said and and I said I didn't listen no you didn't listen mly Rosa said Grace cannot be sami's wife because David this is not the time for going backwards you have to go backwards to to to have eyes to see forwards why do you want to protect Grace after she did what she did she came here a bad girl to take from you and and from everybody what she could she she came with her husband been also a bad boy two bad people that came to steal to lie to to bamboozle Jake is right I so what are you going to do D I'm going to call the Constable I'm I'm a citizen I'm a citizen with first papers and second papers David con Newton please Grace David put down the phone David Mary Grace Miss George you know I was coming why didn't you tell him Grace don't go patting yourself on the back and giving yourself a lot of credit you're not entitled to I didn't come back because of your understanding and kindness finally caught up with me and reformed Me Maybe you reminded him of his mother who knows but your sweet magic didn't work on me I'm here because I love that dope that's all that's why I followed him here where is he did the Constable get him already oh what did I do hurt your feelings did you bring the money back don't don't make me laugh get a slant at my outfit Mrs Goldberg look at my shoes1 1850 take a pencil figure it out you like the Hat 35 bucks not out of stock fitted want you to see the dress it's a little wrinkled from sitting on it simple smart that's what you pay for $165 oh there's a jacket that comes with it 165 35 18850 that adds up to how much plenty H the rest of the money went into a leet do you know what that is no everything for a baby no matter what the law says I'm still going to have my baby if the law puts me in the clink I'll have my baby there maybe it won't be with a fancy leet I don't know how babies are born in prison but whatever it is the K will have to be satisfied because it's old man is a dope sure George is a dope what 100% he wasn't so bad until you started to soften his brain with all this turnover a new Leaf stuff gra how how can you talk I me now the lay the dress and with a hat shoes I mean just for a hat and just for shoes couldn't you couldn't you ask me you came because you Samy's wife I thought so I loved you and I couldn't all of a sudden in a minute not love you because you were something else so how can you talk now Grace the child you're all ready to supply the good hearts and the good advice but not the jack to make the good come out I've got to be good and starved to death well no thanks I came here because I just wanted to show that dope of mine that no matter how stupid he is I'm sticking by him he can't go off playing the Martyr without me around I made my mistake when I fell in love with him married and I'm going to stick by it where is he what did you do with him well want to ask you one thing Grace I don't care what you want to ask me where's George I want I want him to see me he walked off and said he was through because I wouldn't go down on my knees alongside of him and crawl back here to you you you you and your preaching look where you've brought me I'm 20 20 years old and I'm having a baby and look at me just look at me on my way to prison for a million years that's all your preaching did that's all and nothing else I don't want to hear a word from you do you hear me I don't want to hear a word from you I only want to say George where is he tell me where is is he still defiant still the same Grace is back and Molly can see now that all her own hopes that the girl might reform were false yes it begins to look as though perhaps in some cases Jake's kind of thinking is Right punish for the crime and forget the rest not everyone can change you know in a letter from a listener the other day I read this she said I've never seen Molly Goldberg but I feel she's my friend and she added I feel the same about the doam family you know Daisy dohms like my own daughter yes Daisy is quite a girl only yesterday she said you know most girls My Age act so young all they think of is boys but I'm Different I think about boys and do well lazy now you're not so different lots of ladies think about this new kind of soap you see does does everything in the wash workshirts towels terayon slips why do is the only leading granulated wash day soap to give longer life to the colors you wash plus unsurpassed whiteness for towels and real cleaning power for the dirtiest clothes even in the toughest wash does does everything and remember this is wartime don't waste does all soaps contain vital War materials so always wash several loads of clothes in the same do Suds see to what every bit of does you use does more be sure to listen to the next episode of The Goldbergs we see that Jake is not so obvious as he seemed to be and that Molly Isn't So defeated as she appeared this is Clayton ker speaking and reminding you to do as the doam do let doz the new kind of soap do everything in your wash