The Goldbergs on the Radio: Ep. 1544

you is anybody there's Molly folks that means your friends The Goldbergs are here brought to you by doz the new kind of soap for everything in your wash first let's drop in on the Dozen family uh-oh Ma and P doen just arrived home from a party gosh p is kind of an why'd you keep me waiting Ma I told you I wanted to go home but you and that Mrs blet kept talking a mile a minute well pa she'd never heard it does I was telling her it's a new kind of soap and it's wonderful well seems to me you could have just said does does everything in your wash but nope you got to take all night to go into how doz does rag rugs and towels and my overalls even your rayon dad's and me wanting to start home but P you can't be rude to your Hostess she asked if does it get the children's overalls clean so naturally I said sure easy no hard scrubbing why you don't even need a bar soap anymore I says because does gets dirt out all by itself me waiting and waiting Oh Land sakes P only took a minute to tell Mrs blet how snowy white does to get her towel no soap gets them whiter I says then I look around for you and you're gone just out in the kitchen with Mr blet to wait well I couldn't leave without telling her does is safer for the nice color she washes like a pretty lay on slips and dresses and was she surprised to hear does helps color stay bright longer yet it can't be beat for getting out tough dirt yeah then P doesn't I discover you playing peole with Mr blet yes ma then I had to wait a half hour for you well I'm not waiting for anybody to say ladies compared to other leading granulated wash day soaps does gives longer life to Colors plus unsurpassed whiteness and real cleaning power for getting the dirty is clothes clean try does Duz It does everything in your wash and now the Goldbergs well Molly's Dreadful secret is on the verge of explosion and the secret is that Grace has left lenbury with all the money raised for the town's delinquent children Molly plunged deeper and deeper into deception as she tried to save of the girl who came to her home pretending to be Samy's wife yes Molly is a Perpetual improver of the human race by giving George Grace's real husband a second chance she saved him but with Grace she was fooled now George is on the train with Grace but the Goldbergs still haven't heard from him and if he doesn't convince Grace to return the money The Goldbergs will have to make good on it and and in the midst of all this worry Molly sees her secret pass into the hands of the Town loudspeaker birdie listen ma where's birdie she's looking for her hat M looking for her hat she's leaving she's leaving Ros so she can't leave Marly until you get a promise from her that she won't repeat anything that she hide here she mustn't repeat her way she hide here that's all I need she should repeat what she hide by I'm looking for my hat he's looking for her hat um Rosie take by into the kitchen and let her go into the icex B bir what's what's your hurry well you're all overr and worried over rot and wor over rotten wor is the first time we over rot and bur yeah not the first time we ever Ed Ros take take birdie in the kitchen birdie go go into the ice box I'm really not hungry I just filled up with fruit fruit fruit what's fruit what fruit fruit is only an appetizer fruit is only an appetizer fruit well what have you got me ice box well uh what I got in the ice box you know by me it's always fullly ice box go in and see my my leg is still left cold and my chicken also fro Le I'm really not hungry go buy go go dear and and if you want Rosalie to make your hot birdie uh take off a few slices from my leg and make it hot for bu Ros [Music] please Jak David now slowly and gently and quietly a plan we must plan please don't be so optimistic Mary if Bo knows all right please all right let me review what B knows how much he knows and and how much sh she's quiet not a syllable my hungry is birie dear I I really think I have to go birdie says that she doesn't you don't like my leg birdie I'm not very much for meat in the summer a vegetarian she is what's that go vegetarian look how I forgot my beautiful strawberries beautiful strawberries buddy thank you I'm a lady the the sour cream is beautiful mly uh Rosal I'm really not hungry Mrs go bir dear mine lemon meran pie you'll never forget B please you'll never forget it please come birdie just taste it I'm really come on just the taste of mine lemon mer bu just a taste of my lemon she lost her appetite all of a sudden quickly quickly a plan before biry steps her foot out of mine threshold she must promise she must promise promise is n void n void man first knows what what does she know she knows that Grace was not my daughter-in-law that's number one she knows that Grace was not my daughter-in-law it's not important it's not important all right so we'll cancel that if it's not important does she does she know how Grace came here all right so that's also not important we'll cancel that also all right she knows I introduce Grace as my daughter-in-law when I already knew that she was married to George who was working for Masha and Ben I knew already that there was both thieves who came here to do Bamboozled you out of anything you had yes M to Bamboozled you bamb they sneaked off here here you have the bag you have empty an empty bag and and and the worst part of it is that she knows they went off with the money that was collected from everybody in the village for for the delinquent yes s David that she knows that she know she have to know and if that is known not a not a syllable not a syllable for the first time in her life she lost her appetite I know I'm not hungry thank you Mrs go very much oh you you're you're going I see that you're all overr and neous so I'll call my brother and tell him to meet me home if that's all right with you bir can I trouble you for the time please time qu pass qu pass it's slow can I use your phone telephone yes bird every cloud has a silver lining Mrs goldak it's gold we need not silver you're all right Mr goldber if you can joke under the circumstances bird dear my lips are sealed I didn't hear anything I don't know anything Molly can I see you a minute I'm coming I'm coming I think a steo I'll be in the drugstore now the drugstore well a quarter past he takes some waled David yeah can I see you a minute sure sure drugstore please yes Mom I'm coming hello Mr tin gold is my brother Seymour sitting at the counter having a mted Seymour finger Hood you don't know well ask you clay hello hello well well you're not very obliging uh listen this war is not going to last forever and all you people that have been so disobliging will have to get things away for nothing to get a customer to walk into your store again hello hello well you can hang up then uh uh Seymour Seymour yeah telling that Mrs gold bgs I I'll wait for his Callie excuse me that's for me birie hello yes thank you operator I got my number thank you it takes a big conern like the telephone company to still want the good willll of the people the war the war everything is the war these days after all the war should make people good temp but it's a common cause it's leveling us I'll just wait few minutes more if Seymour doesn't call me back I'll go I just want to say something to you no I won't stay for dinner thank you you're all too upset and it it communicates itself to me and and anyone with a navor stomach like I have to if you have to then I'll go I just want to say something if Seymour calls me tell them I'm on my way home don't tell them why I'll tell them good night good night I always knew Mrs goag that someday you would would get yourself into a lot of trouble some people don't even trust their own mothers and you well I wish I knew more of the facts I could advise you it's for me it's for me I'll see I'll see Hello seeo thank you thank you just a minute thank you very much Molly yes Jake I'm coming hello Molly I'm coming David yes we coming hello seore who gave you the message tin go H some people have to be told hello let meet me home you will never believe what I have to tell you Samy's wife wasn't his wife she went off with all the money that was collected waited the drugstore for me did you have your double Rich all right nothing only I want you to fill out before you send m a picture goodbye I I'm going minute birie birdie go the Buy has flown she's not only a bu she is our carrier pigeon Jake never said a truer word the gossip Burns in Birdie's breast and she can't wait to tell her to seeyour and uh you all know Seymour yes it looks as if Molly is going to have a lenbury storm about her head you know it usually doesn't pay to be too certain of what tomorrow will bring but that's something Daisy Do's boyfriend Donald doesn't believe Donald told me I always know what's going to happen when I hold Daisy's hands I mean I tell her how soft they are and then she tells me about doz for dishes well does does treat ladies hands wonderfully this new kind of soap does everything in the wash and has everything for dishes too it's kinder to hands than any other leading granulated wash day soap yet it makes Suds that stand up till the last dish is done and cuts grease like 60 boy how those Suds stand up you don't keep adding soap to finish the dishes and doz cuts grease in less than half a minute yet it's a honey to hands change to does ladies it has everything for dishes oh and say remember all soaps contain vitally needed War materials so save does by always soaking pots and pans first in Clear Water SE to what every bit of doz you use does more be sure to listen to the next episode of The Goldbergs The Goldbergs make wild efforts to put a silencer on birdie but the carrier pigeon is too fast for them this is Clayton Kia speaking for Proctor and Gamble and saying do as the dohms do let doz the new kind of soap do everything in your wash