The Goldbergs on the Radio: Ep. 1519

you is anybody there's Molly folks that means your friends The Goldbergs are here brought to you by doz the new kind of soap for everything in your wash first let's drop in on the doam family well there's p doam and uny sitting on the back porch talking P saying you know Hy women are the limit always complaining about how hard they work cooking cleaning shopping well Paul one thing ma don't complain about anymore and that's washing clothes not since she's using do you're right Hy us men ought to be thankful this new soap Discovery came along why ma used to carry on about wash St something fierce now she brags about how wonderful it is to have does do everything our work clothes and the towels to our prettiest Ron do funny y say remember the day I worked on the car and got my overalls are dirty oh M was Furious uny doesm she said look at that dirt how you expect me to get them overhauls clean yeah she sure tied into you but now when she sees more greasy overalls she just smiles and says dozz will do them easy why she doesn't even need a bar soap anymore cause doz gets rid of dirt all by itself she says no soap does easier that's right and remember how M used to fuss at me for getting the towel so black gosh yes she used to complain about what a hard time she had getting them white now she tells all the neighbors how easy it is to turn them out snowy white with do yep I heard her say she's never seen whiter washes yeah and remember how she hated to trust her old wash day soap with a pretty rayon do Dad she washes sure now ma says those fancy colors are actually safer with does yet it gets after dirt like nobody's business yeah yeah it does sure change M St about wash day it's left her with nothing to complain about well does does everything you know why it's the only leading granulated wash a soap that gives longer life to Colors plus unsurpassed whiteness and real cleaning power for the dirtiest clothes better change to does Duz It does everything in your wash and now the Goldbergs Molly and Jake now know the whole story of Grace and George's efforts to Swindle them while Grace has been resting upstairs after their car crashed into the tree George has come clean with the truth and it isn't nice but it seems that these two are not alone in their heartlessness for Bruce is at the Goldbergs now deep in a discussion of a story he had read in the papers about people swindling soldiers relatives faced with this story and asked what he thought of such cruelty George could say nothing now Molly and Jake are the judges and George is waiting to hear the verdict of his future listen I'm I'm I'm fixing some tea gentlemen just don't be in the hurry Bruce if you're visiting me visit m m don't start fixing tea now papa wants Bruce to leave so we can call the police and have George arrested right away Papa's hurry back why shouldn't he be in a hurry please please let me sit down one little minute let me think let me take my mind together please to think Rosy how I was Bamboozled how they planned and how they sched both together you rosley only you rosley knew something was from the beginning you knew not me not me I was blind blind like an ostrich har was whatever you told me I found a reason for everything I found a reason take down the cookies M don't serve anything now papa wants to call Mr Newton there's time with the Constable yet there's plent don't St Bruce yeah you wish cream or lemon oh lemon lemon I want Bruce to stay here I want Bruce to say more what he would do with people that did what they did to us I want Bruce to say more did you see George's face how he was white like milk did you see I won Bruce maybe he'll see what he did when he hears it from somebody else's mouth go ask George his preference I won't M George cream or lemon I I don't want anything don't mommy don't mommy let only Mama alone let Mom only take her brains together a minute only let Mom take her brains together take in the sugar put little napkins a fine time for a tea party the more I think of what Grace and George did the cream Molly Molly put an end to thisable I want Grace and George where they belong please hey why can't we have our tea right here in this Kitchen come on George you don't mind having your tea in the kitchen uh George I think I'll no don't go George uh come in come please sit down George I uh sit right here you you're not in the way you're not interrupting we we want you darling we want you here by me I want you and Bruce you here say where you going to sit Rosie I'll sit right here then I'm sitting right alongside of you hope you don't mind George I saw the both of you in the movies not so long ago I couldn't see whether you holding hands or not you be careful Rosie never can tell who you're Tak up with nowadays Pastor sugar Jake where are you from George oh George is from uh from where mine family was at Camp before he went over the seas oh you don't say that's quite a coincidence that's what be thought if uh if you don't like tea George uh shall I spill you some milk no no thank you why don't you sit down Mrs Goldberg say you're just like Mary always watching over The Brood before you take a crumb in your own mouth I now you come and sit yourself down right beside me thank you Bruce I've got no more right sitting here and chewing the cud than chewing and chewing Bruce and uh we was talking about something most interesting we were talking about what you read in the paper about uh what what shall I say they are bad people we were talking and that there's only one thing to do with Crooks oh yes yes the crooks yes there folks if you're asking me what i' do with a couple of crooks like that I'll tell you I'd put them up against the wall and shoot them just like they were traitors you heard that George uh traitors yes traitors because that's what they are traitors going around and making people feel so bad they they can't keep their hearts in the war I would turn them over to the law and let the law do with them what it would maybe uh maybe there's another way what what do you think George the telephone Rosalie yes ma' well I guess I'd better be going along what's your hurry Bruce you didn't eat none of mine cookies even you have time Mary said she was shopping I want you to see mine Tomatoes yeah I will on the phone for me no it's for you Bruce oh your wife thanks well well George what do you say can I count on you to help me out for a while well I than well George I'm glad you heard what Bru said shooting was too good for people like you but I'm not going to shoot you I'm going to turn you over to the law that's all right it's okay with me but just blame me let me be the one and Lead Grace out of this hey Mary's coming over oh yes she wants to see how your daughter-in-law is feeling now I wasn't supposed to tell you but she's made the prettiest baby's outfit you ever saw she she didn't know whether to make it pink or blue so she just combined the two colors pink and blue right smack together well is your daughter-in-law well enough to have some company well um I don't want to go up she can't be seeing anyone why not Molly uh rosley go up to Grace with Bruce she's a delicate little thing isn't she yes she's very delicate yes Rosalie I'm going M say Rosie how's it going to feel being an ant their twin now get me Constable Newton Jake please I'll call him if you want me to I'll walk over and give myself up and you expect me to believe that huh are you calling Marly or am I calling Jake I just fin excuse me George pleas that's all right I've got it coming to me this is Mr gooy is the constable in please I don't want Grayson on this she's not in any condition to be in on this it was my fault I should have been the one to stop her tell him when he comes in to call me back thank you Jake can you find any reason why I shouldn't do what I'm doing no no there's no reason why you shouldn't do what you're doing I came here to steal and get what didn't belong to me it's an easy thing to understand and it's an easy thing for you to call the law in on the the real crime we committed we can't be punished for you you can't do anything about that no one can only we can I guess it's too late now too much water is gone under the bridge I'm only asking you to Let Her Go Let Her get out of it because she's she's more than herself now I'm only asking you one thing Mr Goldberg only one thing and I'm asking you not because Grace deserves any better treatment than I do but but if if you punish her you'll you'll be punishing an innocent person you'll be punishing the child that isn't born yet oh I don't care what you do with me I've wasted so much of my life I I guess it doesn't matter if I spend a lot of my time behind bars now wouldn't be any lonely more frightening than what I've been doing up to now anyway oh geez gee she's a pretty little woman no more than a baby herself and and you should have seen her cry when I told her about the baby set Mary made up for go on go on up and see see if you can cheer her up a little go up Molly do you want to come up George no thanks excuse me uh maybe you should just leave her alone and and rest I won't say anything to disturb her the telephone I'll take it oh say if it's marry again tell her to hurry along I haven't got all day I will hello yes yes all right thank you who is it Molly he's he's on his way are you expecting company yes yes well I guess I better go on then and I get to talk there's no stopping me when Mary comes you tell her I'll pick her up George you can tell my wife you decide to come over and help me for a spell well thanks Bruce but the Goldbergs have other plans for me now if we know Molly her intentions toward George and Grace can't be the same as Jake's but Jake is acting and Molly is still Paralyzed by the story which we still haven't heard in all its profound wickedness you know sometimes it helps to try and forget our troubles and find something to laugh about that's why I like that flutter head cousin doam she always gives me a laugh you take yesterday cousin doam said look I bought a new hat and I owe it all to doz to does MHM I went to the store to get some d and I saw this perfectly adorable hat in the shop next door and I bought it you see does really does everything well does does everything in the wash why this new kind of soap does workclothes towels ter rayon undies honestly compared to other leading granulated wash day soaps do gives longer life to the delicate colors you wash plus unsurpassed whiteness for towels and real cleaning power for grimy work shirts even in the toughest wash does does everything and remember these are wartime wash days don't waste does all soap contains vital War materials so save your dirty clothes and wash several loads in the same doz Suds see to what every bit of does you use does more be sure to listen to the next episode of The Goldbergs Molly listens to a story of another world and the Constable comes knocking on the door this is Clayton ker speaking for Proctor and Gamble and saying do as the Dos do let do do the new kind of soap do everything in your wash