The Goldbergs on the Radio: Ep. 1493

You is anybody? There's Molly, folks. That means your friends, the Goldbergs are here. Brought to you by Does the new kind of soap for everything in your wash. First, let's drop in on the Dozen family. Uh-oh. Daisy Do's all excited again. P, we've got a public speaker in the family. You mean ma? No, me. I just want our home economics class debate. Aren't you proud, P? Indeed I am, daughter. Look, P, we resolve that wash day can be easy. I have the affirmative. I said teachers, classmates, wash day can be easy with does. It's a new kind of soap and ma says does everything in our wash. Nice short speech, Daisy. That's just the beginning. P. I said, "Does does overalls, towels, rayons, everything." Then I looked at my opponent, that's true, and I said, "My opponent will say scrubbing's hard work." She's right. But Do gets the dirtiest overalls clean without hard scrubbing. My ma says you don't have to bother with the bar soap anymore because Doz does the job all by itself. You sound just like your ma, Daisy. And Trude got red to beat. She was so jealous. Then I said, "Do gets towels really white. It's famous for sparkling white washes." Then I paused. Poor breath. No, all speakers pause. And then I said, "Do gives longer life to the pretty colors you wash. Yet it can't be beat for getting dirty clothes clean. Therefore, for easy wash days, get does." They clap. P. Even Trude. No, she busted out crying. So teacher said I won. G P does is grand. Yep. Does does everything. Well, P does does everything in the wash anyway. Why? Compared to other leading granulated wash day soaps, does gives longer life to colors, plus unsurpassed whiteness and real cleaning power for the dirtiest clothes. Better change to Does DU it does everything in the wash. And now the Goldbergs. Well, after trying honesty and frankness, and after trying threats, and after trying everything she could think of, Rosie stumbled into a new way of exposing the alliance between her sister-in-law and a neighbor, George. Ros's brother, you remember, is overseas. And ever since Grace arrived and announced her marriage to Sammy, no word has come from him. But Grace has been able to charm Molly and Jake. Rosie halfway sees through her and we know that Grace is the biggest mistake in Sammy's life. Now Rosie is trying to make Grace jealous. George asked to go to the movies last night and Rosie went not realizing that this fitted in perfectly with Grace's scheme. Good morning. Morning. Good morning. Good morning. Grace is up already. Uhhuh. What are you looking for? Left my math book around here someplace. Oh, left your math book someplace. If you didn't came in so late last night, you'd had time to gather together your books. It wasn't so late. Wasn't so late. Too late. And Papa didn't like it. And furthermore, Papa didn't like that you sent Uncle David back. Uncle David was supposed to go to the movies with you. Why did you send him back? Because Uncle David didn't like vesters. So, he would see an eastern. You know very well that papa wanted uncle David to go and I wished uncle David to go. Mama and darling it's over. All right. All right. Even Grace said that George is not Grace said that. Yes. Grace said that that he's too old. Too old. He He isn't a kid, but he's not a grandfather either. I thought you liked George more. Liked. He liking like him. And like for purposes like George. George is George is a nice neighbor. He's a very helpful neighbor. Helped very nicely when when Grace wasn't feeling so well. He went back and forwards to the drugstore to here to there. A nice friend. But uh but what mine? Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. He'll be late. Now is no time to disgust. You found your book? No. I thought I had it here someplace. Upstairs, maybe? No. Did you looked in the fruit bowl? Uhhuh. Huh? Did you look down the sideboard? Yeah, it's nothing. You wasn't working. Maybe doing mathematics on the porch. No. Then it must be upstairs. No. No. I thought yes. Morning. Good morning, David. Morning, Rosie. Good morning, Uncle David. Rosie. David. Darling. She She's late. Uncle David. Am I holding good? Well, Rosie, I'm looking. Mom, what are you looking? My math book. Math book? I'm sure you left it upstairs. Maybe. So, well, could you look upstairs more and I'll look down here? Oh, Rosaly. Rosalie, you're walking around without a head. I see it. I I I see it. Mama, darling, please. Just because I left my Not just because not just because. And David, when Jake said you should go to the movies, uh, he said it because for the same that I said it. We wanted you to go to the movies with Rosalie last night. So broadly said it's an eastern and it's not a western. So you'd see a eastern picture. It must be with I I like must be with Indian. No, I like the cowboys but I didn't want to go anyhow. Uncle David. Uncle David, it's working. What? My plan. Grace is jealous already that she went to the movies with George. She told Mama that George was too old for me. Well, maybe. Holly, she can't find her own books. Good morning, Jake. Good morning. Good morning, Papa Darling. Good morning. Have you found your book? Did mama find it? I can't find it. Since it Since when do you leave looking for your books in the morning? All right, Jake, please. All right. Not now, please. So, finish yourself, Rosalie, so you can sit on the table for breakfast. I'll be down in a minute. Um, you want to help me look for my book, Uncle David? No, it's all right, Rosie. You'll find it. Molly, Jake, please, please, please don't don't make a mold from the mountain already. Please. So, she went to the movies. So, she went to the movies to survive. So, she went. I'll talk to her. I want it nibbled in the bud. I'll nibble it. Will you nibble? Please, David. Not now. Please, Sid Jake. Please, if I'll tell Rosalyn not to go out again with George, she'll listen to me. Well, much the man of the church. As far as the eye can see, he's handsome. Grace even says that he's not the kind for he's not good. David I'm only saying Rosel the movie. So with these things I can see the end at the beginning. All right. So don't let it start. Molly, that's my last point. Please, please, will you leave it to me? What the hell? David, please. Please. Am I saying it? Don't say it, David. All right. All right. Please, sit. You comfortable? You got your napkin? Yes, I'm Please. Should I spill you, Jake? Spill me, David. Spill me. Scramble you, Jake? No. David, boil me three minutes. M. Jake, I'll boil you two. Three. No. Jake, change your face. Change your face, please. If I'll tell Rosley not, so it'll be not. And if Grace will talk to No discussions now, Rosie, not no not, please, Jake. Not with Rosie. Let her go to school. Not in the morning. Please. She'll come home for lunch. I'll speak personally. Please don't stop. Jake, please. Well, I found your mad book. Uhhuh. What's the matter? Nothing. Eat, Rosalie. Eat. You'll be late, Rosalie. I won't mind. So, why why don't you swallow your glass already? Drink your orange juice. I will. Was a wonderful picture last night. It It must be boiled, Mar. Not 3 minutes yet. Did you see the picture twice? Jake Rosly, it will be late. Now, Walmart, you're nearly late now. If you didn't see the picture twice, how is it that you were so late? We walked. Jake, your coffee will be cold. I like it cold. He He likes it cold. Where did you walk? Home. Jake. Sugar. Molly. Am I Am I boiled? Molly, I'll see. You have no idea how much you can get out of a picture when you can discuss it with someone intelligent. Who is this someone? George. So intelligent. very part. You're dumb. Say he he is part. Well, he's been around so much. Hey, Jake. George has been coming in and out of this house for a long time. And it's funny how you just don't You're going to be late. I won't, Ma. I I'm boiled. I hated George for a while. You You knew it, Ma. But Jake, here David, should I crack you? No, Marley. I I'll crack myself. You like George right away, Ma, didn't you? Your mama likes anybody. You liked him too, Paul. I was the one that didn't like him. It was the same in the picture last night. That's how the romance started. Rosie, are you finished or are you not? I don't want anything else, Mom. So, go. I will. So, so nothing, Mom. Oh, Rob, I'm waiting for George. He's taking me to school on the milk truck. Perry is now. Ask Grace if she wants something, Mom. I'll ask George to get it for milk. Don't be a take you to the movies one night and take you to school the next morning. Does that mean they'll be married that night? Goodbye. Molly, I don't like it. No. Did I say I do like it? Oh, I'm a monster to like or not to like. All right, David, please. That's not a question. It's not a question. Molly Molly, you made me hard boil. Rosie went off singing, confident that her plan to make Grace jealous was working. But all Rosie is doing is walking right into a trap. And You know, one thing about Molly Goldberg, she says what she thinks. Believes in what she thinks, too. Well, you could say the same thing about Ma Does them. You know, just this morning, she said, "Some women are the limit. Take Mrs. Hail next door. I work so hard," she says. But my wash never looks pretty like yours. Goodness. I said, "Why don't you use does she does?" Imagine such ignorance. You see, Ma just can't imagine anyone not using Does. Well, I can't either, cuz this new soap does everything in the wash. Work clothes, towels to pretty rayon slips. Honestly, compared to other leading granulated washday soaps, does gives longer life to the nice colors you wash, plus unsurpassed whiteness for towels and real cleaning power for the griiest overalls. Why not let Doz do everything in your wash? And when you do, remember does like all soaps contains vitally needed warm materials. So don't waste does. Always measure does carefully into your machine. See to it that every bit of does you use does more. Be sure to listen to the next episode of the Goldbergs written for you by Gertude Burger. This new romance gets going full swing and the reports come swinging back. This is Clayton Kia speaking and reminding you to do as the dozens do. Let does the new kind of soap do everything in your wash.