The Goldbergs on the Radio: Ep. 1467

you is anybody there's Molly folks that means your friends The Goldbergs are here yes it's the doz program does you know is the new kind of soap for everything in your wash first let's stop at the do's house well there's cousin doam and Sam that young rookie she invited to dinner he's just finished helping her with the dishes uh-oh cousin Do's giv him a box of doz Sam saying listen cousin doam I can't take this doz back to Camp with me oh now Sam you know they make all rookies do KP but gosh the Army gives KPS plenty of soap for dishes but Sam does is different it's a new kind of soap does does everything in the wash and it has everything for dishes too listen nobody wins medals for dishwashing oh well does does it makes SS that stand up till the last dish is done Cuts grease like 60 and yet it's kinder to my hand yeah but I oh now now you wait till some tough Sergeant gives you a tub full of dishes to wash that'll be the day well then you'll see that I was right why with does you can wash dishes for all your buddies and those studs will still be standing up you don't have to keep adding so say is it doz or the Army you're interested in oh you're just plain ungrateful I was only thinking of you and and all those greasy pans you'll have to wash why doz cuts through the grease in less than half a minute without any hard scouring oh have a heart well just look at my hand Sam does is really kinder to him see how soft and smooth they are M nice look let's leave this does here for your hands cousin does them so they'll stay pretty like this oh Sam you sweet boy well I hate to cut in on this touching scene but ladies remember doz is the only leading granulated wash day soap that that gives you all this for dishes make suds that stand up till the last dish is done Cuts grease like 60 yet it's kinder to hands try does Duz It has everything for dishes and now the Goldbergs the poet called them tears idle tears but the ones that Grace is shedding are not idle for they are slowly burning their way into Molly Goldberg's heart and once there Grace will be able to get anything she wants of course Grace you know is Molly's new daughter-in-law just married to Sammy who was off in the high seas Grace presented herself in lenbury and the Goldbergs took her to their hearts with love and kindness but Grace and George a neighboring farmand are up to something something having to do with a little money The Goldbergs have saved money for Rosie's college education well Sammy seems to have married a queer girl but only Rosie suspects that she's not what she seems Grace has hinted that she's in some kind of trouble over money she's upstairs now crying and Molly is worried listen Rosy where are you Jake I'm here Jake darling you think I shouldn't go up to Grace I don't know what to think Mary something I can't explain happens to me when I hear that girl cry if she would only tell us what Jake something it is if she would only tell us what she wants a job no if she wants a job then must be money medicine what time is it where you going Rosal I want this mailed your your your college CH application I don't know which to be happy this or that rosley darling maybe your whole future isn't that envelope it is mine know it go up to Grace rosley and ask her maybe she'll walk down to the Village to the post office you chew her maybe she'll feel better I don't think why not oh I don't know I'm I'm just ashamed of being so happy in front of her grace judges you your happiness no ma but she looks at me and her eyes fill up with tears and then I I don't know everything sort of freezes up inside of me she's happy for you like I'm happy for you m how can you say that she's happy for me like you're happy for me how can anybody be as happy for me as you are she's a sister Rosie a sister-in-law Rosie Ma I can't help it bye tell me bye what is all this nonsensical talk about I want r m darling I'm not like you how am I and what can't you be what's the difference oh rosaly I only hope that your college education will do something for your heart as well as your head maybe that's the trouble in the world today maybe too much importance is put on brains and not enough on heart I'm beginning to think that until we develop the hearts there'll be no hope in the world maybe you shouldn't go to college all to get enough don't get dramatic Mar why shouldn't I get dramatic why shouldn't I get dramatic a sister of a brother that is now who knows where in the unknown we are lucky to have his wife with us we know that she's in some kind of trouble yes ma shouldn't you shouldn't you with a young girl to another young girl go up to her speak to her ask her you but I do I do maybe don't you think that uh that you're not asking her is on her mind would you like it when Samuel come home with the help of God and Grace tells him everybody was nice to her but his sister what will that do to Sammy what will that do to Samy's feelings to you all right mom going her if you want to only not if you don't want to I want to I want to Molly maybe you I don't like rosal's letter to J maybe you making too much of a f in front of Rosie over Grace and she feels a little like like what all her life she was the youngest the only girl and suddenly you I show more to Grace than I show sleep could sleep I thought I take a little snooze but but but who can snooze why David such love such such a love what do you mean such a love she's crying huh through the walls I heard it Grace room is next to my room she she's crying she's crying again Young Bride alone cries more bride cries come upstairs I'm coming M something has to be done I I said something David take it please if it's anybody say I'm not in all right M hello yeah oh m foot Mrs Goldberg said she's not in any message wait Alesa M yes Mary food wants to know of you if you'll come to the rally tonight who what one minute marot I'm asking her yeah Mary foot wants to know if you'll come to the rally tonight tell her if I live I'll be there if not I'll be there next week all right hello Mrs goldbeck said if she lives she'll be there and if not she'll be there next week huh yeah all are well yeah she's very busy now with Samy's wife yes she she's beautiful lovely Exquisite huh I don't know wait wait Alaska Molly coming one one minute she's coming all right please without Tom mar mar foot Mary all right never mind you didn't say I was out I told her you said you was out you said I said you you told me to say you said oh David I I said something again I said something hello Mary foot wait I'm going to mail my letter mom wait a minute wait a minute for your yes Mary excuse me but but I I was just just a little busy with my daughter-in-law because she wasn't feeling so so so yes yes rosley your ltitude I Remember Mama please yes Mary I'm listening you went up to ask Grace if she walk to the post office yes I'm listening Mary dear yes a child your whole life you spent with me are you the fruit of my life oh no you're an apple and I'm a peir yes Mary dear I I will I will thank you very much for thinking of me goodbye dear goodbye mom and darling I don't want to hear it I don't want to hear it and don't say it just wait till Papa comes down I want to ma my letter Papa asked you to wait for the letter Uncle David I'm so worried because Grace is crying no because she's crying it's because she's not crying for my brother Sammy Uncle David is that nice I can't be nice I I I can't feel nice Uncle David I can just feel that there's something behind all this that I don't understand and and something I don't like just because you got into your head that that Grace for his letter came and George's first letter came and and that was your first impression that's why Rosie but now you know it was it was a coincident George don't know Grace and then Grace don't know George even if they come from the same town why wasn't she so weepy when she first came here now every time you look at her she cries she's L why does she suddenly want a job I told her that she could work at the nursery school if she wanted to occupy herself with something worthwhile but that won't do because she has to make make money Mone money she has to make why does she have to make money why does she need money right I only wish that Mama and Papa didn't mention my insurance policy in front of what kind of a talk is this Uncle David don't say anything to Mama and Papa where you going I'm going to mail my letter but mama said to wait and Papa said to wait I'm mailing my letter who went out Ros went out Ros went out call her back I I should call her back M huh she went out no wait David why wait because Jake it's it's only an application what do you mean only I mean only application is not the money and uh then we'll we'll cross the bridge when we come to it but anybody who knows Molly knows that the bridge is being built built already If Molly only begins to think of it and that bridge will be built with Rosy's College money if necessary and now meet a friend of mine Mrs Williams well how do you do Mrs Williams your son's in the Army isn't he yes in Tunisia he's a gunner in the Air Force and oh I'm so proud of him no wonder that's why I so careful about turning in my waist fat you see I found out that every pound I turn in can make 10 50 calber bullets for his machine gun mhm that's right waste fat makes glycerin and glycerin makes gunpowder of course you know Mrs Williams the government only wants waste fat that is the fat you'd ordinarily throw out sure but I still turn in a pound a month good for you and every time I do it's like sending 10 more bullets right off to my boy that's swell Mrs Williams friends turn your waste fat in too fat from Meats fish poultry frying everything pour the waste fat into any clean can and take it to your butcher he'll pay for it so don't throw it out turn it in keep our guns firing be sure to listen to the next episode of The Goldbergs Rosie's sister-in-law proceeds with her plans and Rosie proceeds with her suspicions this is Clayton ker speaking for Proctor and Gamble and saying do as the Dooms do let doz the new kind of soap do everything in your wash