The Goldbergs on the Radio: Ep. 1466

Y is anybody there's Molly folks that means your friends The Goldbergs are here yes it's the doz program does you know is the new kind of soap for everything in your wash now let's visit the doam house well there's young Dicky doam in the kitchen wiping dishes is for ma he's saying GE mom you should have heard Daisy and her fellow Donald last night doing the dishes were you Eaves dropping no I wanted something in the kitchen that's all they were pretending to talk about dues what's wrong with that Dicky nothing but Daisy said here Donald is that Divine does it's that new kind of soap for everything in our wash and it has everything for dishes too that's what she said she's right Dicky does make suds that stand up till the last dish is done Cuts grease like 60 yet it's kinder to my hands but gar Donald thinks he's Clark Gable he says to Daisy we'll doz all our dishes dream cake you and me and those dozz Suds will stand up together through every last dish then Daisy said and Donald with doz we don't have to keep adding soap so we can take time out for kisses that's real cute til my eye then Daisy says I won't mind the greasy pans because does zip through grease in less than half a minute that's true there's no hard scouring guess what Ma what the big goon hell Daisy's hands and said your hands are so smooth dream cake that's does Dicky it's kinder to hands sure but Donald ought to be a caveman and say come on woman give these dishes their daily dozen well caveman or Romeo I want to say Ma's right about does for dishes it's the only leading granulated wash day soap that gives you all this make suds that stand up till the last dish is done Cuts grease like 60 yet it's kinder to your hands so try does Duz It has everything for dishes and now the Goldbergs well every day we're beginning to see a little more clearly the nature of the blessing that has descended on the Goldbergs Molly and Jake were ecstatically happy when Grace arrived for a visit because Grace is Samy's new wife and someone to take his place while Sammy is abroad Rosie is the only member of the family who doesn't like Grace and Rosie is suspicious she's tried to put two and two together and she suspects that Grace has some connection with George a new farm hand from her hometown of course they deny knowing each other but we know that Rosie is on the right track that not only are they acquainted but they're hatching up some plan both Grace and George seem to be very interested in The Goldberg's Financial condition the other day Molly surprised Rosie with the news that she and Jake had put aside a policy for her to cover her College expenses and Grace seems very interested in this little Nest Egg listen but all right darling I know I know Dar questions and questions and questions ask Papa yes darling ask Papa the questions and the answers for a minute yes please Papa know the answers and papa know the question please dear Ros so busy filling out her application for for the college I don't blame her M where were you born and when what darling where were you born and when where was born and when I told you already darling you you wrote it you wrote it you got it oh yes I have it mom have it thank you darling wait Grace dear please the part I won't let you do it just this one no please no no darling I wouldn't let you just spoil yourself with the pots now thank you for what for the kiss M thank you too you kissed me you're so good and kind it's not hard to be good and kind when you love somebody it's like loving yourself mom yeah Mom what schools did you graduate from school I graduated from I'm I'm coming in a minute but what school did I graduate wait from I didn't Grace I didn't I went to night school M just a minute just a minute I went to you don't know Ros I went up to 2b2 in the night school in the school was number 149 and Miss hon was my teacher and Mr mlin was my principal who Mr mlin mc mc L Lin Lin write it down Val I didn't graduate I let my children graduate for me already uh body looking for gra a dry towel for the glasses I'll get it what was your mother's name m Dina that's a pretty name yes she was a pretty person very pretty person you you feel better Grace darling huh I mean you're not so upset I mean about the telephone call that you was uh convo singing and then you was crying I mean uh if you feel a little more comfortable maybe you would tell us what Mom I need your signature oh my signature too you need coming excuse me darling excuse me such a to do with the college I'm sorry already I told Rosy about the policy with the money in the policy the now this isn't going to be very hard not very no not very I've got to see George and we have to make a good story it's got to be good something for her to be kind and loving about something for her to believe in oh I've never seen so many dirty dishes in my life George talks about the trouble of plowing for Mara but things will be easier if we can get that 2,000 they've got the policy no use wasting it on that kid in college she'd go to a free one 2,000 that's more than I thought we'd get oh it'll do us fine all this washing and smiling and pretending to like it sam'd certainly get a laugh out of this if he could see me here he didn't know what was cooking you'll be plenty surprised so will they got see George got to have a real plan and fast not many more dishes now not many money that's the thing the money just the money and we could blow all right all right Grace darling Grace dear you should see the questions you should see the questions on the application where was you born who was your father who was your mother what school how long how short my my m m m m a whole life comes back to you with such questions and such answers somebody asks you how old are you and you say uh so and so and so many years and the years are just like numbers 10 15 20 but those years Grace darling they weren't numbers they were a happiness a sorrow they were friends they were hopes they were struggles they were years lived not years counted oh life how easy to forget you how hard and wonderful and beautiful to live you uh you had a wonderful father Grace too wonderful to make much of a success in this world mother success you're his success he died young so did my mother so you're all alone no relatives yes darling M where did you run I didn't run darling I didn't you have to answer a few more questions few more yeah I didn't answer everything yet I think that this is a better pen let me see uh gra darling please sit down for one minute one minute only wipe about you wiping and that's all let me see now what what more do I have to answer let me see I don't remember everything you don't remember but I remember I had intended to pay the tuition what do you mean well At Once by term or quarterly why should I pay half a quarterly but why should I pay half a quarterly we have the money let us pay it all uh I like to pay for for the whole three years it'll only take one year at a time but the money is for that purpose let it be annually all right let it be annually all right let be annually so when do we have to send the check with the application I don't think so I have to be accepted first Mon oh oh I have to be accept it and and then I'll have to cash the policy Rosy has to sign it nobody else nobody else can sign what else must I answer you have to sign here M here I have to sign here where do I have to sign wait let Mama sign it first wa let Mama sign first let me sign wait I'll wipe my hands let me sign first o Jake darling Jak darling count the years that we hoped for this moment fed by kind of show me here ma you're crying ma you're a very lucky girl Rosie I know it oh you can't know it you just understand it you know that some things are good when you get them you think of yourself as lucky but you really don't know what they mean I mean the way your father does or your mother you've grown up the easy way well my Roos was a wonderful child and and she deserves it all children deserve the best they all don't get it didn't you no Rosal Grace didn't Grace was was a motherless child and a fatherless child I'm not anymore well well if you're not anymore darling and you think that we are your parents then tell us tell us what beted you and what that telephone call was that made you cry tell us great darling where your family you're my new family and I have earned the right to bring you my sorrows until I've given you some of the happiness and joy which your own children have brought you I wouldn't want you to know about my life not yet not until the day comes when you can look at me the way you look at Rosie say this is also my daughter and Grace artfully flings down another trap for the Goldbergs a gloomy clever little break in Rosie's happiness and The Goldberg stand dismayed almost ashamed of having been happy in front of their daughter-in-law you know a friend of mine heard the Goldbergs for the first time last week you see he's started working on the night ship so he listens daytimes now boy he says Molly Goldberg swell that doesm family is okay too especially Dicky doesm what a boy you know yesterday Dicky said to me gee M never fusses about my overalls now cuz D does them so easy gosh getting dirty is no fun anymore well Dicky M so thankful to have a new kind of soap like does that well she just doesn't feel like scolding a fell for getting dirty you see doz does everything in the wash overalls come clean easy towels turn out dazzling white yet do is safer for the pretty colored rayons you wash yes friends compared to other leading granulated wash day soaps do gives long longer life to Colors yet it can't be beaten for getting towels white and grimy workclothes clean like Dicky says boy mom ever gets mad on wash day anymore now that she's using this does yes even in the toughest wash does does everything be sure to listen to the next episode of The Goldbergs Rosie is Disturbed and quick to act and the Goldbergs are Disturbed but slow to comprehend what's going on this is Clayton carer speaking for Proctor and Gamble and saying do as the Dos do let doz the new kind of soap do everything in your wash