The Goldbergs on the Radio: Ep. 1459

you is anybody there's Molly folks that means your friends The Goldbergs are here yes it's the do program does you know is the new kind of soap for everything in your [Music] wash now let's see what's doing at the Dooms you know I heard in a roundabout way that Ma doz and that flutter head cousin doesen were sort of cooking up a plot against me uh-oh there they are now out in the backyard let's listen you know Ma I'm brokenhearted why that dear dozen ner who comes here never pays any attention to me nonsense cousin does him just ask him if doz really is a new kind of soap yeah then he'll pay attention he'll say you bet doz is new and it does everything in the wash will he to me sure he'd talk to anyone all evening about how do does everything from heavy work clothes towels to rayon house dresses oh I'd love to scrub his work shirts goodness don't mention scrubbing to Clayton why does gets the grimiest overalls wonderfully clean without any hard scrubbing you don't even need a bar soap anymore does does the job all by itself I'll say Dear Mr ker My Hope Chest is full of towels that won't get him dear he'll just say does gets towels and linens dazzling white and he's right no soap I ever use gives me whiter washes wonder what dress I should wear that one looks nice cousin and you can tell Clayton you've dozed it a dozen times and it's still bright and pretty you know he's always saying doz gives longer life to the nice colors you wash oh if only he cared for me as much as he does does well remember dear only does does everything well Ma's certainly right about does why compared to other leading wash day soaps does get lives longer life for colors plus unsurpassed whiteness for towels and real cleaning power for the dirtiest work shirts does does everything in your wash tried it yet and now the Goldbergs well Molly's new daughter-in-law has swept the Goldbergs right off their feet Samy's wife is all the things that Molly ever dreamed of and Molly and Jay keep singing her Praises only Rosie go Berg is still suspicious of Grace you see it was a letter from grace that announced that she had been married to Sammy just before he was sent abroad now Grace is in lenbury on a visit but on the next Farm is a new farm hand named George and George comes from Grace's Town most peculiar of all we know that he met Grace on the train and rode with her for a few stations George warned her to be careful that he had almost given away the fact that he and she knew each other then then we saw him get off the stop before lenbury so he wouldn't be seen by The Goldbergs now Rosie heard from a neighbor that George was on the train but that's all and she's wondering [Music] listen R Ros is that a girl is that a child Uncle D I all right beautiful is beautiful but but smart not not only smart but but so smart smart and beautiful and Charming this is something I'm talking to Ros what you talking D I'm talking about your daughter-in-law why you have flour all over you flow have all over me mind for my biscuits help me wipe it off wipe it off soon as I'll take out the biscuits we'll sit on the table and uh and we eat yes there but what were you talking David all right girl is beautiful beautiful beautiful beautiful is only beautiful but my grace say it yourself David I'm say SM and how she sings and how she plays the piano David seeing see Mom and you didn't I always say practice Mama Gave You lesson but did you practiced so why didn't you practice Ros we eat darling our daughter is hungry I wait in two seconds de in two seconds of a land release in two seconds I'll call you to sit on the table excuse me excuse me fix nicely Rosy the knife can be straight it don't have to be Pro all right and if I told you to practice you only play Don't Uncle David I'm not only but you're still thinking of the two l i don't want mama to hear it she wouldn't hear it Uncle David Jenny was on the same train that Grace was on and Jenny said that George was also on that train so what the raiload company can't make a living with only two passengers well why did he get on the train at Hubble's corners and get off the train the station before last he had business why did he say that Grace won't like it like like what Masa brought some bles in today and and George was here and he said and it sounded like a slip to me he said that Grace won't like blin's he he said that yes Uncle David and and that's why he said that how does you know if she likes What She Likes or she don't like maybe I'm wrong Uncle David but all these little things seem to air up he said she don't like bles yes Uncle David all right all right when it comes to the bles we'll see if she don't eat them then we'll know something with something if she does eat him then everything is is a coincidence the letters is a coincidence and the train is a coincidence and and and bles is a coincidence all right Uncle David but not one word to my mother or father how can I say when there's nothing to say I can't reach the I'm coming back and we'll watch herle ising open shop I'll close it please dear darling yes I'm going we have to call somebody in to fix the dog now I got to fix it myself that's all right M I'm going to the bar to fix it I'm living [Music] hereid fix the B [Music] door is there something I can do to help no bra darling we'll eat in a moment only see we if the napkins is laying nicely on the table I'll see oh yes and they're pretty ones too darling sweetheart I want it to be a beautiful wonderful gorgeous supper I'm only warming the bines sit down Grace what are you doing uh talking to Grace oh I'm so happy so are we Grace you do like me very much but uh I have to make a little confession to you Grace all right of course when your letter came another letter also came I'm not supposed to be telling you this what other letter from George who's George the new farmand that works for Masha across the road oh at the at the farm we stopped at yes your letter and his letter came the same day and the same postmark oh no wonder you were we didn't think anything Place only uh this morning Masha brought over some blindes this was while we were getting ready to come to the station for you and Masha brought the bles and George said she wouldn't like him well how would he know I'm just telling you Grace just to straighten my conscience you're ready to sit everybody ready to sit hold don't break it it's my best dish I don't like to break my best dishes Grace I'll be right down mlly all right I'll get my sweater it's a little chilly your chilly Grace dear or in mind the changing put something on the changing of the climber don't go upstairs D I have something in the hall put over your come Ros darling call call Uncle David tell come ready ready to sit theable DAV we ready to eat dance dance dance go on stay down Uncle David Uncle David don't forget now watch the Blen sit near me and we'll watch the [Music] blable you feel a little more comfortable because you're not used to the climate here darling here great darling take chair move around everybody David dear R well please gra dear you you sit in M family thank you you're filling his place in our hearts also Grace don't make me cry please uh sit R David can I sit here mly in the spring I like to face the V the tree in the window I I I love to watch it helps your digestion David no in Spring a young man's fancy just bring a young man so everybody will eat no please start on yourself everybody uh rosaly what's the matter no b no Mom I'm saving myself for the blindes me too I'm eating B if you don't mind so am I why not eat everybody eat um after supper grave darling some of my neighbors if you wouldn't be too tired want to come over to meet you well I want to meet them eat here oh this is good where you going Molly I'll I'll just bring out the bines in the meantime you want me to help you Mom no darling sit there uh Grace did this I'm not M binches Masha made them you like binches Grace Masha makes them different from me did you ever eat Masha takes raisin and she puts raisins in the cheeke and then she puts in a little cinnamon and I I don't like cinnamon embed I don't know I always put in eggs I take sometimes three eggs I take sometimes four depend think if you got four people if you got five people if you got five people you count one egg to a person and I that's how I likeed it better with eggs not with cinnamon not with Raaz and and and and but everybody makes blin their own way darling bles are blin's mother and if you like them you like them anyway do you like BL I love them well this may kill Rosy's suspicions but it won't kill the fact and we know that George and Grace do know each other and have a great deal in common including some common plan but the girl has Beauty and charm enough to sweep all the coincidences into the dust Molly and Jake have love enough to accept anything just what is Grace up to Why did she marry Sammy and come to lenbury you know more and more of you listeners tell me Molly Goldberg seems like an old friend of yours you've been saying some mighty nice things about the doam family too yeah as you say you got a lot of fun out of listening to that that flutter head cousin doam well I do too take yesterday cousin doam said look I I bought a new hat and I owe it all to doz to do mhm I went to the store to get some D and I saw this perfectly adorable hat in the shop next door and I bought it you see does really does everything well does sure does everything in the wash why this new kind of soap gets dirty work clothes clean streaky towels dazzling white yet does is wonderfully safe for pretty rayon uny honestly friends compared to other leading granulated wash day soaps doz gives longer life to Colors plus unsurpassed whiteness and real cleaning power for the grimiest work shirts so you see cousin dozen was pretty nearly right does really does everything for that is in your wash be sure to listen to the next episode of The Goldbergs this is Clayton ker speaking for Proctor and Gamble and saying do as the Dooms do let doz the new kind of soap do everything in your your watch