Television Awareness Training: Sexuality

boy where have you been out with other men herb letting them have their way with me and i put in most of the money 90 bucks and i got mostly experience behind the wheel anyway so i get to do it all yeah but vinnie you spend most of your time in the back seat just do what they say about stewardesses yeah nurses secretaries and school teachers what do they say about school teachers now they make you do it over and over and over again after you get it right oh oh cheryl sure this is the second best thing i've ever felt you are so womanly when you're doing woman's work my god when you set my brain on fire or maybe this'll put it out it's no good to fight it helen if it were any good i wouldn't fight it you want to pick me up if you insist [Applause] is that what you do on a date yeah well whatever turned you on that did [Music] you're beautiful jenna i swear i've never known anyone as beautiful as you [Music] [Applause] ah the love scene i'm just in time then melissa good you remembered my name maybe you'll also remember i'm your wife what are you doing here nobody's better in bed than i am oh that's your problem it's my problem too though but i know your secret what's that you don't care what are you talking about you it's great technically you don't feel [Music] anything [Music] hmm [Music] i wouldn't have an affair with you if you were the last man on earth why not why not because you don't love me i know you don't even like me what's that got to do with it i mean hatred could be reason enough or uh curiosity and you're curious aren't you haven't you ever wondered what it would be like us together my mouth and yours my body's touching well i have all night i was standing right there naked and i happen to look down [Music] hey man come on out and we'll talk about it um i'm taking a poll i'd like to ask you a question i won't tell you anything about my sex life well that's fine that has nothing to do with this i happen to believe a person's sex life is their own business what they do in private is their own affair if i happen to like putting ketchup on myself that doesn't bother anyone else and though i spend a lot of money on ketchup i don't gamble or drink so i think it's entirely harmless rolling around in ketchup and yelling i'm a french fry i wonder if he's busy tonight [Applause] mel you didn't go in half the operation don't give me away it's a good disguise mill not overdone what do you think you're doing i came here to save the diner what's left of it i can't believe my uniform fits you i'm taking it over here you know cyrus will be here any minute you're late i had a little trouble getting into my bra would you like it do i look like your aunt you look like my uncle your uncle were a bra come on gopher let's be serious we don't have much time now let's rehearse this right you'll be hiding outside cyrus will come in here if you should happen to make a pass i will ring the bell i'm running right one question what does this lip gloss go with my nail polish it can work out we really care for each other we love being together and you never have to worry about me looking at another woman i don't know jody i just don't know carol i promise you that if we get married i'll never touch another man again [Music] i don't know no one must know i have them do you understand that i just think this time next week we'll have been mr and mrs jeffrey maitland the third for exactly two days only if you don't count the previous four years i won't count if you don't why what's all this yeah i've well i'm tired i've got that long business trip tomorrow and i just don't feel up don't argue with me bill just do it