Soundie - How To Go To A French Restaurant

[music] [music] and also [music] Oh, excuse me humans [music] but I was very busy looking over my fan mail. Now my dear pupils today's topic of conversation in the instructions of French lesson is entitled how to find your way in a French cafe. Only yesterday I went to a French restaurant and for 10 cents 10 cents English translation one dime I got a cup of coffee two donuts and an order of fed flesh fed flesh English translation me in French fil. And on my way out a new top coat. The first thing when you go to a French restaurant, you wish to make it known that you are in a hurry. So you call the wait and say waiter. He will say who. So you say you he'll say and you say now let us say you wish to order some goose. The French word for goose is wa spelled d u c k. K. After you have ordered the wah. The waiter forgets who has placed the order. So he runs around the room shouting wahoo. Wahoo. Wahoo. By this time you [music] know that your goose is cooked. You are now ready for the dessert. course spelled [music] desair. Desair d i s e r d bread pudding. It's made in stale bagel. It's no good. It tastes terrible, but eat it anyway. It goes with the dinner. After the coffee, your meal is finished and you are ready to go. So you call the waiter and say, Jedia, I must go. I must go. So the waiter says to you, "Well, my pal, if you got to practice, you got to pier.