Sid Laverents - THE TATTOOED LADY

[Music] yeah I guess yes I should really apologize for coming out in this condition hey maybe if it didn't notice but I'm hey I'm slightly inebriated then he hell of course of course I got a good reason to forbid being drunk I've been drinking heiresses breakfast it all started because I don't like milk on my my cornflakes I've never liked milk on the cornflakes so I got an idea I put some Jack Daniels [Music] the cornflakes tastes kind of funny but you just don't care lunchtime had a tea team our to team are to know my wife but wait wait well I'm married you guess you can tell the fact that I've been married Mary don't all my life just Ivan not not all the time to the same woman yes it is good actually I was very four four times four times first the first two were were terrible terrible first when we we we fought all the time there's several years we just walked and walked she didn't understand me anyway your life was miserable she finally died she ate some poison mushrooms well I got married or married again and that didn't work out he either she didn't understand me at all she was independent type oh well tell you what she did she saw an article in the paper sir she goes downtown and then with a group of women she comes home and she said says she would point your finger at me and books me backs me up to the wall she says things are gonna be different around here now she says I just joined the women women's lib and things are gonna be different I just threw away my bra and you're gonna wash the dishes from now on I looked at her and I said you're beautiful she said oh and emphasize that you're gonna make the beds and you're gonna do all make oh I was worth and I said your view she's one of you trying to do butter butter me up ain't gonna do no good as I said I says ain't butter yep yeah you're beautiful ooh and yet you took your bra off your boobs fell down and to pull it all or wrinkles out of your face [Laughter] we had we also had a lot of her troubles yes she didn't understand me either and finally she died too but she died of a fractured skull she wouldn't eat the damn mushrooms finally finally I got I got a nice wife oh she's honey I love her there lover lot lots lots she understands me well sir sometimes I think she understands me she will ever ever are with me tonight she should get get some load someone she by herself she when I there she just so uh I brought her with me anyway who respect where she shows I just can't leave her behind alone she gave me she gave me a piece of bait dish in case I forgot well what I was doing she says don't tell dirty jokes well I was I was oh yeah well see how it was spool oh yes sing the song but I forgot my ukulele yeah remember this so that if C was oh yeah yeah I remember this song about lady lady who got in some trouble it's a sad it's very sad Wow effective just early no anything I just heard a story their rings in my ears they're one of the saddest their soul ever hears to think of it makes me break out into tears it deals with a man and his mate [Music] mother Eve in the Garden of Eden heard the Serpent's the same is this my ass but this girl mana turned from temptation except for a terrible snake in the grass Oh shame on the man who pursued the villain nose viciously Woodard she fell in felon of fate so he pulled out its it put it pulled out his he pulled out his paint he tattooed her thigh and he tattooed her hip and then he welcome under upper lip but Bubba she's lady miss she wouldn't strip as my mother says no news is good news [Music] you'll be fine but I'll never give in I began to into it I'm beginning to think you're a louse Oh shame on the man who pursued her the building who viciously woodard she fell another fate and he pulled out his paint and then the next thing she knew he tattooed her her husband came home they instantly kiss kiss well tourists and then in any fold at the mouth and eventually this is rage driving utterly a snake that that's means nuts she was but in Santa too deeply and hysterically started to laugh and she pulled out her stocking and showed him the beast who was showing a woman laughs Oh shame on the man who pursued her the villain viciously water she fell into faint so he pulled out his Spade and the next thing she knew he tattooed her now no chance that she have to explain things till then he said never dampen my bad man again she works in the circus for pain and her soft epidermis is painted for the pictures of satyrs and such and if you ever need you too can tattoo nets in Oh shame on a man who pursue I never knew anyone looter but she he got his due what is T needle just turned boo and later got flushed down the sewer [Applause] [Music] [Music]