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[music] [applause] HERE. I WANT [screaming] TO BE >> Don't get too worked up about it. All right, folks. How you doing? I'm a little testy right now. I just got out of jail. I tried to change my girlfriend's name without her knowing about it. I went to the Department of Records. I said, "Yeah, I'd like to change it. I like to TAKE THE LINE, LITTLE [screaming] [ __ ] PUT IT ON HER DRIVER'S LICENSE. PUT ON HER SOCIAL SECURITY CARD. I WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW WHAT SHE IS. The cop pulls over. He goes, "Yeah, I'd like to let you go, BUT YOU'RE A LYING [screaming] LITTLE BITCH." [applause] [laughter] When she applies for the job. Well, we'd like to hire you, but we just don't have ANY OPENINGS FOR A LINE, LITTLE [ __ ] [applause] >> SO, I got in a little trouble for that. So, I'm uh uh How many men envy me right now? You going, I wish I had the courage, Sam.