Ridin' Cool To School (1983)

[Music] all [Music] pizzas aren't allowed in school what you mean my teacher doesn't like tempting pepperoni mm- with beautiful mushrooms nope little green peppers not even those oh you can't mean that you can't eat during class Jimny Joe you're going to school to learn not to eat well uh how about a pot roast mm- hot dog with mustard negative jelly beans not in this continent would you settle for blackjack bubblegum [Music] no what was that oh uh that's my alarm clock I got to be uh going because I I got to catch the bus I don't want to be late Jimmy Joe where are you going with the pizza you forgot your school books he forgot got his school books oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy here they come first day of school yelling and screaming my stomach oh I need some Pepto Bismol relax Dey relax oh this year things are going to be different all the boys and girls are going to do things right this year as sure as Miss F's my name and bus driving's my game H oh oh I can see it all now I feel a vision coming on okay Charlie C the dream and find me an announcer real quick hi Miss F I'm Bruce Hey kid you pant real well now let's hear your voice sure thing Miss Fay testing one two three testing Mary had a little lamb it fle was white all right don't overdo it kid you'll do just fine uh roll it Charlie hit it luuy baby here we are ladies and gentlemen in Miss fa's dream a dream where all the children follow the school bus safety rules always leave home with enough time to get to the bus stop before the bus arrives and always go straight to the bus stop it's not a good idea to cut through empty lots or back alleys that's right Brucey baby back alleys and empty lots can be very dangerous don't forget the strangers Brucey yes and you should never accept a ride from a stranger not even if you miss the bus another thing you should remember is to walk single file on the left side of the road if there isn't any sidewalk that way you can watch the oncoming cars oh yeah and walk off the side of the road where you can't get him by a car thank you Miss Fay anytime bruy baby anytime once you get to the bus up you should always line up away from the road but be careful not to step on anyone's Garden you've got to be pretty orderly at the bus stop because if there's any pushing or shoving when the bus pulls up someone could get hurt or even fall under the wheels of the bus oh Brucey that's just too terrible to think of I know Miss B that's why you should always line up nice and calm and let the little kids get on first so no one gets hurt okay cut the dream Charlie Brucey baby I got to think about that for a while and thinking always makes me hungry Hey kid you want to peel me a grape sure thing and and how about an avocado hi Heather my name's JJ how old are you seven you go to school yeah yeah do you take the school bus yeah yeah what's the first thing you got to remember when you're getting to the bus stop go straight there not see any alleys or empty lot no you don't want to go through any alleys or empty lots because you might step on some uh bottles and and and cut your foot right right yeah and and what else don't take rides from strangers well that's the most important new of all hey that's terrific yeah and and do you know that if there isn't a sidewalk to walk on when you're going to the bus stop what must you remember walk on the left side why is that cuz you can see if the cars are coming to you here that's right and what should you do when you get to the bus stop always line up away from the road that's right and be careful not to step on anyone's what no on the flowers or the lawn right cuz people plant all the nice flowers and you don't want to damage them right right M and then and one more thing what else at the bus stop no pushing pushing because someone might get hurt you did just terrific give me a kiss will you oh let me give you one there's nothing like fresh peeled grapes to help the thinking process mhm and avocados too uh how about your dream Miss Fay the kids and a school bus safety rules oh yeah got to get back to my dream roll the dream Charlie take it away Brucey baby uh thank you Miss B you should always remember not to run or shove when you're getting on the school bus use the handrail if you can and step up quickly and go straight to your seat pushing and shoving means someone could fall down and get hurt yes and when you're seated you've got to remember to keep your arms and legs to yourself never out in the aisles or out open Windows you should never throw books or food around the bus either what if you hit the driver with something instant accident that's what and food you shouldn't eat on the school bus because oh heavens no salami and chopped egg sandwiches do not go with the smell of my odor cologne and besides someone could sit on your banana yuck oh and one of the most important things is not to scream and yell especially when the driver comes to intersections too much noise can make the driver nervous I always think a little quiet conversation is so much more cozy I feel a song coming on I got to do a little shantan kid this is going to curl your [Music] hair taking it cool is riding it safe taking it cool is riding it safe taking the school bus and riding it right gets you there safely and that's out of sight learn all the rules rules to keep you cool ride by the rules and you know that you be riding it cool riding it safely riding it cool riding and safely o you're doing just fine well kid ain't I great I'm speechless Heather we're going to go over the bus riding rot um do you know some of them step up quickly and find your seat and use the handrail right right mm and then after you're seated what happens keep your arms and legs off the aisle that's right because someone might trip and fall and get and get hurt right right and and what do you do with your books and and your lunch don't throw your books cuz you might hit the driver or one of the other children right right mm and your food that you have in the lunch bag or in the lunch pail don't eat it on the bus eat it at the school right and and one of the most important things is not to walk scream cuz um if you add intersection you might get the driver scared scared yeah and and and take his concentration from driving and then he might get in an accident right so those are the bus riding rules and you did very very well and I think that I deserve another kiss come on give me a kiss we're coming up to the tricky part here Brucey can you handle it You' got to be careful getting off the school bus always wait until it's stops before you leave your seat the bus could Lurch and you'd fall and no pushing and shoving that's right if you let the kids in front off first it will go much faster and safer when you step down hold the handrail so you don't fall if you have to cross the road go up about 10 ft in front of the bus then look both ways all the way across then go directly to the schoolyard or go straight home the same way you came cut it Charlie you did just fine there's another set of rules that we're going to talk about and that is getting off the school bus okay you know what they might be wait until the buses stop that's right and then you can leave your seat right M okay and what must you not do when you're getting off the school bus pushing shove never never never and you must always what remember to let the kids at front go first that's right oh that's good you you're remembering these rules and then when you step down what's the one thing that helps you the handrail that's the same handrail that was there when you got on right right yeah sure and then if you have to cross the road where do you go first can't see the head of the bus mhm and what's the reason for that so you can see around the bus and see what's coming and who helps you sometimes to tell you when to cross the bus driver you watch them we don't want anyone to get hurt and then what do you do go straight to the school that's right no playing on the way go right to school that's why you came and Heather I want to thank you you're just a terrific terrific girl and you're my friend and I'm going to let you give me a kiss can I give you some more kisses okay yeah but I don't know what we're supposed to be doing just do as I do can I bring my piece of p no get rid of [Music] it you got to line up single pile you got to stay back from the road oh yeah you never push and never Crow take care man care and not too loud you got to let the big bus stop you got to go right to your seat you never run and never shout take care man care until you're out stop stop stop then you can look look look all around think think think when you act end you know you'll be safe now you got to keep your head inside you got to keep your arms in two oh yeah you never fight and never throw take care man care and take it slow got to let the big bus stop you got to let the front off first you never rush and never run take care man until it's done stop stop stop then you can look look look all around think think think when you act end you know you'll be sa now oh yeah love it this is great you got to always cross in front you got to look both left and right that's right you never run and never skip take care man care so you won't trip you got to know the safety rules you got to use them all the time you never sh and never fail take and that's [Music]