Not Another Love Story

e [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] [Music] for pap George George do you love [Music] me I mean do you love me [Applause] [Applause] is there any cream you don't love me I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you [Applause] okay is there any Jam you don't want me it's not that I don't love you it's not it's just that I'm not very expressive that's all you used to be when anybody falls in love there's an an initial period of intense discovery with us it's over that's all that doesn't mean that I don't love you you do have me George I love you I'm late George wait have a nice day de George you didn't kiss me goodbye goodbye you don't love me I love you God I'm a rat I'm a real rat you know what a rat I'm a rat I'm a rat I'm a rat I'm a rat I'm a rat I'm a rat I'm a rat I'm a rat I'm a rat God I don't know I'm sitting here singing and she's probably home [Applause] crying holy Jesus could I get into her if you know what I mean get your seat belt how far are you going s clar it's a beautiful day eh yeah [Applause] [Music] [Music] that's let go [Music] baby make again baby make you again [Music] baby is [Music] I'll just let you off up here okay okay how's this that's great thanks okay God how far are you going how far you going nice day you want to [ __ ] come on for Christ's sake [ __ ] off Jesus these animal urges are going to be the death of [Music] me rise and shine this morning I was attacked by a beautiful girl on the way to work I hope you're all right H I hope you're all right oh well physically I'm fine psychologically I'm a mess so what else is new what's up for today we got to do a show on women's Li and we got to shoot a street interview for the intro you and I have to do Street interviews for a show on women's Li you and I what what happened to the other programming for Friday well Ukrainian dancer twisted his ankle and Community soccer game got canceled cuz of rain and you know the guy who does the Pakistani cooking show well he's in the hospital with a severe case of hard ask me why we're doing this I'm only the cameraman okay uh okay have you got a pencil no okay I'll think up the questions as we go you got your camera yeah okay let's go anyways women's lib is dead [Music] whoes I know you're going to like them if you wouldn't mind okay are we ready to go are we ready to go ready okay yes sir okay the first question um do you think that the women's Liberation movement has come to an end to an end yeah no I don't the right word not at all would you care to elaborate um what well you'd have to Define what you mean by the women's Liberation movement well I know what it means to me rough roughly what does it mean to you how how is it affecting your life how is it affecting my life well I'll tell you it's a little rough right now but we're going to work out the Kinks and uh working for the first time in maybe 15 years and I'm loving it and um oh there are some adjustments to be made but I don't think you necessarily have to abandon your husband and your kids just because you want to have a thing thing of your own they have to uh to take a place in society play a different role and they're trying to find out what that real role is but again I'm not sure that is necessarily an equal role I think the women of my generation the first to have a raised Consciousness on the issue but that doesn't mean you can completely erase the values our parents have taught us just by deciding to that goes for men too so I wouldn't say equality but more towards the recognition of the um of the capabilities that women have that have not been um this guy recognized in the past I don't really know about this PR Tony well yeah he's a bit of a jerk they want say preferential treatment oh I like her no I really I'm not the only thing I'm worried about is the fact that I want to have my own career along with my husband and take care of the little house and kids at the same time and I can do it and anybody can do it if they got their act together well there's still a lot of discrimination against women and pay equality and job promotion although the Situation's improved but I think it's still got a long way to go I think he is again firms of any substance are I still think that uh are making efforts now the uh just the way that Shar it just doesn't really work very well with the the rest of them you know oh you think I went to to SL he's too slow what do you mean he too slow maneral think uh there are always going to be some radicals I graduated from R I can edit news though I for their open you know than what's normal there women Liberation or they call something else I think they she's good and I think really that uh I don't think there's that much prejudice against women any woman who wants to work hard enough can get exactly where she wants to get I don't think that the it's really all that prejudice I suppose the children of Our Generation the next are the first to have a chance at real equality do you think that um that women are sexually equal to men I I think actually men and women are different and I don't think equality comes into it it wouldn't be any fun if it were otherwise right okay well thank you very much that's great byebye how do you like it it's good it's a little long it's good though it's good I think uh it'll probably work well with the with the rest of that program oh good I'm glad but I tell you that's okay for the station you know I mean if you want to watch this kind of [ __ ] it's okay you know I shoot it I kind it together for you but I got my own version well considering considering what we started with uh we had to work with work with yeah right what do you mean your own but this is the real stuff I mean this I I did as a little favor for you oh okay I mean roll it Tony okay I'll roll it here we go watch it this is the women's movement that's what it's all about nice and Round right the that real art Meat Market art yes no the other stuff is meat market arts this is the real stuff I'm afraid they got a term for you Tony what kind of term male chauvinist Pig oh come on I'm not a male chauvinist Pig I'm a male chauvinist Pig if that's the kind of film that you uh you're calling me a male chauvinist Pig I'm just telling you like it I mean I'm telling it like it is and I'm telling you like it is and now I'm going to tell you how I got the goods on you with the next stuff that I got I got something for you go ahead okay uh could we get your name and and number I'd like to interview you later I think uh just a moment uh I don't seem to have a pencil could just say it into the microphone Janette Stevens 960 3400 it's great thank you 960 [Music] 4400 I got your number we know where you're [Music] at have you got a pencil [Music] Jesus what a day George you don't love me I forgot listen I've had a horrible day I just want to sit down have a beer and recover is it really so important if I love you or not right just this minute you don't love me listen I don't know if I love you but you're not so easy to love you know I mean you're unhappy all of the time you don't know what you want to do you don't even like yourself it's it's hard to love somebody who doesn't like themselves I mean I'm not the perfect partner but you've got to figure out your own life you can't build your life around me I love you George for m for [Music] [Music] f [Music] it [Music] [Music] w [Music] [Music] jum me M I'm leaving I've had it I'm leaving that's it Patty no Patty well you got your freedom go to it [Applause] kick I seem to be a total woman she says the full force of her captivating chah de touch with my emotions open to [Applause] love B [Applause] boy wow Now's the Time to fulfill my fantasies [Applause] down boy you're letting it go to your head glad nobody was around to hear that one well I'm horny horny horny horny horny I'm horny what can I do I'm horny horny horny horny horny and I hope you're horny too well I'm thinking about you baby and I'd love to give it to you well I'll [ __ ] you standing up I'll screw you sitting down I'll do you in the morning and when the goes down oh I'm horny horny horny horny horny I'm horny what can I do I'm thinking about you baby and I hope you're horny too well I'll screw you from the left I'll screw you from the right I'll screw you in the afternoon and all through the night I said I'm horny horny horny horny I'm horny what can I do well I'm thinking about you baby and I'd love to give it to you no takers eh well this is a desperate situation and a call for desperate action never forget my first masochist right it's real slow like tonight right and we're uh just lying around half falling asleep something like our friend over here I was just resting my eyes what's the matter you're tired or something isn't fir enough for one day I got a family to support the kid gets knocked up by some guy she doesn't even know his name right so she thinks she can screw her brains up cuz she's got a kid to support I need the money your [ __ ] problem is you're a info lady I don't like it I need the money you are a sad case [ __ ] off anyway listen where was that oh yeah so this guy right takes me up to the room and uh he's uh being me a cool and real slow right he's just a little bit quiet for me to handle okay so he's uh taking his clothes off and I'm doing likewise and uh takes his belt off right and uh he starts fooling around with it like he's going to hit me okay so I got real scared I start hanging around the end of the bed hi are you in first s uh uh yeah um how how much is it only $15 15 eh uh how uh 15 uh uh how much for the uh how much for how much for the three of [Music] you well now you got a charge X [Music] right 11 off 12 11 I'm winning it's good okay if I win this game I'll call her oh 13 all 1413 oh 14 all 15 I win beig bra let's make it two out of three okay two out of three sure okay I'm winning okay oh 1211 12 12 1312 13 all 1413 I won from the other side this time that's the trouble with playing with yourself you always win anyway all we can say is no hello is Janette there oh um You probably don't remember me uh my name is George I uh I did an interview with you last week uh I well I was wondering um I was wondering if you'd like to go out for dinner sometime uh great uh uh how what are you doing Friday how about Friday night great okay well I'll I'll uh I'll pick you up around seven good good okay then I'll uh oh uh where do you live okay uh just uh just a minute I'll get a pen okay hang on uh 53 great great okay well uh uh I'll see you then round seven uh uh goodbye thank you bye bye boy oh oh that's good that's good oh oh I feel good good good wo good [Music] stuff oh God Save the Queen God save our gracious queen long live our no Queen God Save the Queen then her Victorious happy and glorious long to rain over us God Save the Queen oh my God a scab a scab a real scab I'm oh no I'm having a a date with a beautiful girl in 3 days and I I got to do something about this I got to do something about [Music] [Music] this hi is this the half of free clinic yeah I was there the other day for a VD check uh the results whether you got them or not uh yeah just a sec uh p r 16344 63 [Music] okay alter next is that bad I'm okay oh great thank you thank [Music] you positively negative well uh I I uh I shouldn't really be um well it's I I'll just tell you straight out you know well I I just thought I'd get it out of the way um well you know how I I said it would be on um well I had to go to the hospital today and are you okay oh yeah I'm F I'm fine fine uh it was just a routine check um listen I know it's a a rather large commitment that you might not want to make this early in our relationship um but what as far as I'm concerned you can have anything you want on the menu um could you let me some money until Monday you're not saying anything don't you didn't bring any money um I know I shouldn't be asking you this um it's not that I don't have any money it's just that I'd like you to have whatever you want could you loow me a few bucks okay evening good evening they ready to are they yes thank you sure I think I'd like the snails to start thank you and harira it's Moroccan soup yes what's in it it's made with B of chicken um y [ __ ] chickpeas and NOS I think I'd like the soup thank you and could I have a chef salad it and I think I'd like the lamb couscous the lamb couscous and could I have a martini now sure martini and I think we should have some wine with the meal uh red or white red I think red uh half liter or the full botle I think we buy the full bottle thank you sir uh um maybe you'd like the uh L couscous as well oh yeah oh lamb couscous that sounds good thank you sir um great anything to drink maybe oh uh uh bloody Mary bloody Mary thank you very much thank you okay thank you I had visions of me doing dishes here for a week not that I don't think men should do housework but um thank you I shouldn't have given you such a scare but I couldn't resist you should have seen the look on your face I'm sorry if I'm B Ed you uh as if it amused you any humiliation I suffered was worth it you know this brings up two important issues first of all there's nothing except the pretty girl that intimidates me more than a waiter you're Martin man thank you welome s I'll take the Nam thank you I mean I just I love good service but I don't know I feel guilty about it it's not that I want to be waited on hand and foot from morning till evening but I just love feeling special you know I don't know that I guess you know what it is I guess I just want the waiter to like me or care about me but if the waiter cares about me or say if a girl cares about me and waits on me head and foot well that's exploitation it's a problem I don't know what do you think do you like feeling special yes you know you are special but you know something else I'm special too I mean really there's nothing there's nothing special about being special everybody's special would you say all men are created special yeah well some people are more special than others I propose a toast to the more special people at this table a while back you said there were two important issues the first being the waiter what's the second the second yeah well um do you remember all the way back to that uh incident regarding the $20 Etc uh you know before we were friends yeah well it seems to me that either you're a very sadistic person or you're trying to tell me uh in a very bizarre fashion that in spite of my confidence that I can trust you and in spite of the audacity I've shown by inviting you out for dinner and then asking you to pay for it that you like me not that the material of this social intercourse can't be interpreted in a variety of manners or that my you know my own biased perspective isn't affecting this but I mean or you might be wondering where all this is leading up to and it may sound a bit ridiculous but I'm in love with you do you believe in love at first sight would it might be asking a lot but would you mind just saying something so that hell this isn't a dream you're right [Applause] for [Music] for [Music] so you moved in with Janette yeah it's great we're really in love you know I'd even consider getting married have you asked her I mean you only been with her for a few days a week full week huh and you want to get married listen I'm not saying you don't love the girl but I'll bet you that right now it's 10% love and 90% sex but it doesn't feel like that but isn't sex great I mean I I feel like God's gift to women I I feel like sharing myself with all women kind you know [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] you know we're we're it you know we're we're the future you and me and every everybody else I mean some people some people think of us as Rebels or even Visionaries some some people are still afraid of people in long hair do you think of yourself as a [Applause] visionary actually the only revolutionary thing that I do is smoke cigarettes pretty soon pretty soon you won't be able to smoke good old tobacco I mean that's a big cause today pretty soon you'll only be able to smoke cigarettes in a privacy of your own home with consenting adults I mean cigarette smokers are going to have it worse than homosexuals yeah that Rebel thing was over in the' 60s Hony you uh you ever think about having kids you know no nobody's really into having kids these days you know why it it messes up your lifestyle you know what it boils down to think about this which would you rather have a baby or a color TV I'd rather have a stereo stereo yeah stereo of course that's a much more emotional experience than a TV did I tell you about the new system I'm getting no no I didn't oh you got to listen to this okay pair of JBL speakers l166 the best efficiency topof the line Thorn's turntable direct drive and the best Pickering cartridge you can get and to drive that the power behind that the 2325 morance receiver built-in Dolby 125 WTS aside man that is one hell of a sound syst that was nice what would you do if you could change change the way people F I know I'd make dope legal what would you do I ruled the world every man would say the world was his friend there'd be happiness that no man could end oh my friends if I rule the world oh [Music] Jesus let's get married what wouldn't you like to have kids not now wait I found you a loop back there on the trail oh uh well even a guy like me who looks like a pillar of granite has to get a bit involved in walking I mean walking is a very individual thing it's not like say standing anybody can stand and you don't feel much different than the person you're standing next to but walking especially over a couple of Miles well that's an individual thing I mean you're not twisting anybody's ankles but your own if you know what I mean if we were walking arm in arm down that Rocky Trail we' get hot our Rhythm and balance would be thrown off we'd probably just end up hurting someone walking walking is a solitary activity I mean conversation's all right oh [Applause] oh [Music] every day flashes like a spray of blue JS a Golden Crown upon each one like an e sing Against the Sun every day Flash es like a spray of the j a Golden Crown upon each one like an e sing Against the Sun [Music] every day flashes like a spray of blue j a Golden Crown upon each one like a e seen against the sun m every day flashes like a spray of BL [Music] Jen