Napoleon's war on bad mattresses

Napoleon, why must you leave at this hour? Frankly, Josephine, I can't sleep on this terrible bed. Might not be a bad idea just to go on off and fight the Russians all the way to Moscow. Only, chérie. >> [laughter] >> What? You're back. Yes, and it still hurts. We didn't beat that Russian weather, either. I'm exhausted. Get up, you're going with me back to the front. The front? The front of the nearest furniture store to get us a decent mattress.