Huffless, Puffless Dragon (1964)

Heat. Heat. [Music] I am Dragoon. I huff. I puff. I dare anybody to take my bluff. I make girls faint. Strong men fall. I'm the hottest dragon of them all. I burn up roads. I smoke out squares. They turn to jelly of my fearsome stairs. All of the dragons are scared stiff when they get a whiff of my wow. >> Got something else? >> Yeah, >> man. He's the greatest. That draon. He makes me swarm. >> Yeah. Give me a puff of that wonderful stuff. Who's the square over there? That's drag night. A miserable sign. Oh my. The wretched one. Well, join the fun. Stop dragging your tail and strike up alive. >> Have a drag, drag knight, and get in right. No thanks. I don't smoke. >> He doesn't smoke. >> A dragon who doesn't smoke must be a joke. >> Come on. >> Come on. Come on. >> Get the hang. You're one of the gang. >> Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. >> Come on. Come on. >> Come on. Come on. >> Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. >> Come on. Come on. >> Hey, he does not smoke. >> On. >> He does not What? >> Come on. Come on. >> He does not smoke. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. [Music] Okay, John. Stop putting it on. This ain't no joke. You got to smoke. I said this ain't no joke. You got to smoke. Go on. You're killing yourself. [Music] Look out. >> It's good night for Drag Knight. >> Make him sing your tune, Draon. >> Go get him, Bill. >> Yeah, get him. Get him, Bill. Get him. Get him. >> Your yellow fellow, Nicotine, has turned you yellow. >> Go get him, Fred. You're passing out from a case of the shakes. John, take him on. >> You can't fight. You're out of breath. Your lungs are out. You're through. That's what smoking will do. >> He's real cool. He's quite a guy. >> Go get him, go. [Music] Oh yeah. [Music] I'll race you anywhere. Square [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] Why oh why did I ever smoke? I hack. I gasp. [Music] I faint. [Music] I choke. [Music] Oh, it should be plain for you to see that smoking leads to misery. As for them, they're there's no question about it. Smoking is bad for you. Bad for your lungs, bad for your heart. Next time someone offers you a cigarette, have the strength to say, "I don't smoke. [Music] [Music]