Compiled Commercial Reel

Duration: 12:00

Year Published: 196070

Complete Record: 1. “Carnation Slender” (weight loss beverage). color, est. early 1970s. White female model drinking beverage in dressing room. 2. “Windsong Cologne Spray Mist by Prince Matchabelli.” b&w, est. mid 1960s. Fantasy superimposition of Grace Kelly type woman with windblown hair over leering man. (b & w). 3. “Prestone Anti-Freeze”. color, est. early 1970s. Backlit feathered knight’s helmet opens to reveal images of product and street traffic. 4. “Honda Motorcycles”. color, est. early 1970s. Motorcycles in desert with Easy Rider and Speed Racer types. 5. Standard Oil. color, est. early 1970s. Cars on race track burning rubber, plumes of smoke. Man waking to alarm clock, makes dumb expressions and goes back to sleep. 6. Mercedes Benz. color, est. early 1970s. Tense footage of woman driving thru rain. 7. Hertz. color, est. mid 1970s. Shots of Paris, Rome, street shots, traffic. Ends with aerial shot of white car driving thru immense castle. 8. Renault 10 car. color, est. early 1970s. Text scrolling over image of driven car. 9. Olds Delta 88 car. color, est. mid 1970s. Oldsmobile. CU of bouncing bumper as car drives into wall. 10. “Axion” clothes detergent or starch. color, est. early 1970s. 11. Pan of lots o’ food, unidentifiable product in rainbow box. color, est. mid 1970’s. 12. Handi Wipes. color, est. mid 1970s. Woman cleaning everything with product. 13. Fab with Borax. color, est. mid 1970s. With cheesy animated product claims applied to product box. Various blue collar folk working. 14. Dream Whip. color, est. early 1970s. CU of hand beater whipping finely coifed creaminess. 15. La France fabric detergent. color, est. early 1970s. Woman in bed stroking pillow. 16. Maxwell House coffee in a can. color, est. mid 1970s. Woman in life of leisure and toga. 17. Ajax laundry detergent. color, est. late 1970s. CU “En-Jax Action” in star bubble on box. Sexual implications? 18. Colgate 100. color, est. mid 1970s. Mouthwash for Lovers. Woman pushes man into canoe, storms off, product leads to marriage. 19. Unidentifiable Mouthspray. color, est. mid 1970s. Vacuous looking woman sprays product into open mouth followed by huge fake smile and fluttering eyes. Campy. 20. Chef Boyardee Pepperoni Pizza. color, est. late 1970’s, early 1980’s. Voyeuristic overhead shot of orgasmic woman eating pizza slice, playfully blocking cleavage shot. 21. Max Factor Linemaker. color, est. late 1970s. Cartoon eye morphs into CU of real eye. 22. Unidentifiable Hair Colorant. color, est. mid 1970s. Two glamour women primping in front of mirror. “Won’t harm a hair on your pretty little head”. Sexist. 23. Avon calling. color, est. mid 1970s. Multiple beauty products laid out on table. 24. Sheer Puffery, Another Coty Original. color, est. mid 1970s. With Lauren Hutton. 25. Palmolive Gold soap bar. color, est. mid 1970s. White couple, showering man. 26. Halo Shampoo. color, est. mid 1970s. With Peggy Fleming disco ice skating, twirling, wheeeeee! What fun! Has Marlo Thomas hairflip. 27. VO5 hair oil. color, est. early 1970’s. Features woman with blonde hair helmet. 28. For Brunettes Only Hair Colorant. color, est. mid 1970s. Multiple women models with lustrous hair. 29. Heaven Sent. Helena Rubinstein. color, est. mid 1970s. Beauty hair product. 30. Imprevu by Coty. color, est. early 1970s. Implications of “Perfume equals sex”. 31. Lustre Creme. color, 1970s. 32. Rose Lotion Vel Hand Soap/Lotion. color, est. late 1970s. Man washes a rose and spatula together in sudsy water. 33. Listerine Lozenges. Skiing family. color, est. mid 1970s. 34.. Puffs Prints Facial Tissues. color, 1970s. 35. Micrin Oral Antiseptic. color, est. mid 1970s. Animation of line drawn face featuring open mouth w/ images of lion, skiers, stuff. 36. Johnson’s Baby Powder. color, 1970s. 37. Lavoris Mouthwash. “Pucker Power Clean”. color, mid 1970s. African-American father and young daughter playfully grind foreheads while swishing mouthwash, laughing. Very brief. 38. Gleem Toothpaste. color, 1970s. 39. Colgate Toothpaste. color, 1970s. 40. Brisk Mouthwash. color, 1970s. “shower your breath w/ Brisk”. 41. Gillette Right Guard Anti Perspirant. color, 1970s. Shots of military men, fighter pilot, sexy woman. 42. Personna 74 Razor Blades. color, 1970s. Shirtless man shaving in barn (?). 43. Ultra Brite toothpaste. color, est. mid 1970s. “The Sex Appeal Toothpaste”. Woman blows multiple kisses to man in shop. He jerks head back each time, turns his cheek to reveal lipstick lipsmack mark with a shit-eating grin. 44. Ronald Reagan for Boraxo Soap