Commercial Reel: Patent Medicine & Other Groaners

Complete Record: 1. Alliance - “Genie Christmas” If it doesn’t say Alliance it’s not a Genie. Garage door opener. Good present for Christmas. 2. Veg-O-Matic - “Demonstration” Food cutter cuts fruits and vegetables perfect for canning and cooking. Over 11 million sold. 3. Veg-O-Matic - “Original” Food Cutter. Cuts onions fast. Everybody loves these. 4. Ideal - “Shaker Maker” (1971) Little kids shake this dealie that produces sculpture things. Art project. 5. Wilton Cake Decorating Kit - “Birthday Party” Lady decorates a shaped cake with the Wilton frosting supplies. It’s so easy and the kids love it. 6. Stayfree mini pads - “So Many Times” When a full-sized napkin isn’t right. When a tampon alone isn’t right. Comfort in feminine protection. So many times its the answer. Testimonials from women. 7. Stayfree - “Tennis” Lady likes playing tennis and has discovered that a full sized napkin works better. Stay free maxi pads are convenient and comfortable. For the active woman. 8. Super Tuft Odor Eaters - “Family/Children’s” Family takes off their shoes in the house and they smell. Lady wishes for a better odor eater product. Thank god for Super Tuft. 9. Sine-Aid - “Movie Theater” For Sinus headaches. It works directly on the sinuses. People at a movie theater use it. 10. Johnson’s baby lotion - “Young Mother” Black and white. Uses the baby lotion and it makes her skin soft. You don’t have to be a baby to appreciate it. 11. Sine-Aid - “Pain and Cause” Sinus headache cure. Man explains that it gets rid of sinus congestion. 12. Sine-Aid - “Rain” It’s raining and a lady has a sinus headache. She uses Sine-Aid and it gets rid of it. Sine-Aid can be used in any weather. 13. Job Squad - “DOG” DOG makes a mess in the kitchen. Girls from the job squad bring in Job Squad paper towels. Like a pile of paper towels rolled into one. 14. St. Joseph Aspirin - “Cylinders” 100% pure aspirin. It’s fast effective relief. Has a good price. 15. Grecian Formula - “George Blanda” Used by over 2 million men. George Blanda football player? Hair dye or growth? 16. A.R.M. - “Pollen Farm” Allergy relief Medicine. Arm yourself with A.R.M. Illustrates how it’s better than the average pill. 17. St. Joseph’s Children’s cold tablets - “No Nose Drops” Little kid has a cold. Mom gives him the tablets. Helps clear little noses, reduces fever fast. 18. Bayer Aspirin - “Aspirin vs. Substitute” Gentle to the stomach. Proven effective. A man shows how Bayer is better. 19. Sani-flush - “Meddle” Sanitary toilet flush cleaner. Kills odors as it cleans the bowl. Old lady tells other woman what she uses to keep her toilet smelling clean. 20. Nyquil - “College Girl” She uses Nyquil to get rid of her cold. Nyquil alone does it all. College girl gets advice from her dad. 21. Sno Bol - “Henry & Maude” Janitor lady and man clean bathrooms with Sno Bol. It gets the stains off the bowl. the super stain remover. 22. Preparation H - “Spokeswoman” Lady talks about how Preparation H works on hemorrhoids. Brings inflammation down. Doctor tested. 23. Bisodal - “A vs. B Test” Man discusses how sometimes you need a stronger substance than a regular antacid when having acid reflux problems. Bisodal is stronger and has fast relief. 24. Tylenol - “Billie” Billie had a fever and his mom needed to find something that took care of all the symptoms. Children’s tylenol worked. It’s the one more pediatricians give their children. 25. CoTylenol - “Special Children” CoTylenol is a cold formulated Tylenol medicine for people with colds. 26. Halls - “Relief Person” Woman relieves Taxi cab man and calls herself a relief person. The guy takes Halls that has vapor action and he’s all cleared up. 27. Contac - “What You Need” Illustrates that the Contac pills let you take a few instead of a ton of liquid cold medicine. Give your cold to Contac. 28. Pepto-Bismol - “Fifty Weeks” Older couple went on a vacation and brought Pepto-bismol because it coats, soothes and relieves their digestive problems. 29. Vanquish - “ Migraine” Lady takes two for migraines. It’s strong medicine. 30. Schick - “Personal Touch” Razor for women. Shaves legs well since it has curves. Designed to shave beautifully. 31. Contac - “Colds” Conctac doesn’t contain aspirin so it won’t upset your stomach. And lasts for 12 hours. 32. Contac - “Nasal Drip” Pharmacist explains how Contac can help a woman’s nasal drip symptoms. Give your cold to Contac. 33. Alka Seltzer Plus - “The Big Cold” The big plus for the big cold. Man explains how the big tablets can help a really bad cold. 34. Bactine - “Helps the Hurt” Little kid gets hurt so his mom gets some bactine antiseptic. He feels better afterward. Helps the hurt, stops the hurting. 35. Vanquish - “Lois” Women playing a card game. Two pills of vanquish takes care of the pain. 36. Sentry - “Sally” Lady gets her car scraped. Sentry insurance man says he can fix it. 37. Stay free maxi pads - “Tennis” again 38. Kitchen Aid - “Pot Scrub Drying” People lament about not having a good dishwasher. Kitchen Aid dishwashers are worth it, because they are good. 39. Lawn King - “Kiner” Man talks about how the lawn mower works well. 40. Mersco wigs - “Magic” Lady complains about cutting off her hair but then her husband suggests she just wears a wig instead. 41. Colorforms - “Malibu Barbie” Grandma plays Malibu Barbie dress up set with her granddaughter. 42. Convenient Screen way - “Screen Backs” Two for one screenbacks. Movie tickets deal.