[1970s TV COMMERCIALS HEINZ PICKLES MCDONALDS HOSTESS TWINKIES OIL OF OLAY POST CEREAL]

You son of a gun. Everybody knew we were getting a new car. But we figured for a few dollars more, why not get what we really wanted? So I went to HFC, got the extra I needed, and today we're driving what some people only dream about. You son of a gun. What I borrow from HFC again? Next year when we go to Alaska. Alaska? Household Finance, where people use our money to get the most out of life. Oil of Olay, listen to what women around the world are saying about this mysterious beauty fluid. I can really feel the moisture in Oil of Olay. It helps my skin look younger. Oil of Olay helps let my skin feel very smooth. It seems to disappear into my skin. I feel I have experienced something that maybe other women should know. Discover the secret of Oil of Olay. It can help you look younger, too. My face looks kind of glowing and I feel better. Here it comes, today's Dacron from DuPont. Today's Dacron in fabrics that are a natural for the way you live today. Serve for her uses today's Dacron in these sportive separates in an easy care fabric with a natural look and touch that feels wonderful on. Look for this tag. It tells you you're wearing a fabric made with Dacron polyester from DuPont. Look for fashions made with today's Dacron at fine stores near you. Hi, Rudy. OH, BAMBI AND DON. Mom said to stand for some Hansel and Gretel. For some Hansel and Gretel? Look, Hansel and Gretel makes for junior ham, best you ever tasted. BOLOGNA, YOUR FAVORITE, HUH? LIVERWURST, your daddy's favorite. Cooked salami, my favorite. Olive loaf, new pastrami flavored loaf. You see, Hansel and Gretel makes all these fresh cut cold cuts. Which one? Mom said to tell Rudy to use his imagination, as long as Hansel and Gretel. Who's got my pickle? We've got your pickle, the pickle named Heinz. Who's got my pickle? We've got your pickle and it tastes so fine. Who's got my pickle? We've had your pickle for a long, long time. It's crunchy, it's juicy, it's mouthwatering. At Heinz, we do have your pickle. They do got my pickle. We've got your pickle. It's the pickle named Heinz. I invented a chicken for people who don't like to cook in the summer, the Perdue Oven Stuffer Roaster. A 5 to 7 lb roaster you cook once, then your family eats it three or four times. You can serve cold roast chicken, chicken salad, diced chicken with fruit, all kinds of interesting summertime dishes. And you'll find special recipes for all them on the roaster wing tags. You think having all this chicken is boring? It's not as boring as cooking. The great link up, root beer and ice. Barrelhead brought them together because Barrelhead is good old-fashioned root beer with a rich foamy head that stands up to ice. Barrelhead root beer, regular or sugar free. Enjoy an icy mug full and don't spare the ice. Kid stuff, swimming, tug of war, dancing school, Hostess. A kid's world is a special world and Hostess is a part of it. 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Look for fashions made with today's Dacron at fine stores near you. You son of a gun. Everybody knew we were getting a new car. But we figured for a few dollars more, why not get what we really wanted? So I went to HFC, got the extra I needed, and today we're driving what some people only dream about. You son of a gun. What I borrow from HFC again? Next year when we go to Alaska. Alaska? Household Finance, where people use our money to get the most out of life. George, you're eating all the peanuts. So? So this is Crunch 'n Munch, peanuts and popcorn coated with buttery toffee. But I love peanuts. So? Yeah. What's this? New Crunch 'n Munch dry toasted peanuts. It's all peanuts. There's no oils or fats added. Crunch 'n Munch dry toasted peanuts for me. And regular Crunch 'n Munch for me. Crunch 'n Munch, two great tastes with one great name. She's called Mother Earth and she feeds over 200 million of us every day. Yet she is often neglected, but not by Reynolds Aluminum. Aluminum pipe helps farmers irrigate land once non-productive. And low-maintenance aluminum farm roofing and siding shelters livestock and helps increase productivity. Mother Earth is our most treasured resource. Reynolds Aluminum, conserving our resources and energy. A beautiful chocolate Bavarian from the supermarket? You said only kidding. Took me years to make a good one. The chocolate won't be rich and creamy. It's rich and creamy. The topping won't be whipping cream? It's whipping cream. The crust couldn't be crunchy. It's crunchy. Sara Lee chocolate Bavarian. It's an international delight. It's so delicious I hate it, too. Ja, Mrs. Miller, you can pick up your Hansel and Gretel Virginia Ham order in 5 minutes. Ja. Morning, Rudy. Ja. Oh, good morning, Miss Theodore. Are you closing? No, just getting ready for Mrs. Miller. She's very excitable, you know. Henrietta Miller? The one who goes, "The only Virginia Ham I buy for my family is Hansel and Gretel." Please, Miss Theodore. Hansel and Gretel meat tastes better. Always uniform, always fresh. She's just kidding you, Rudy. Kidding? Of course. Just as you're kidding when you say, "Virginia Ham is Virginia Ham." You know there's no Virginia Ham like Hansel and Gretel Virginia Ham. Isn't it beautiful? Look, lean and delicious. The quality shows in every slice. Nobody makes Virginia Ham like Hansel and Gretel makes Virginia Ham. Mhm. No wonder Henrietta gets excited. That's Virginia Ham. Why do you think I always tell my customers, "Don't ask for cold cuts by the pound, always ask for cold cuts by the name. Hansel and Gretel fresh cut cold cuts." They do taste better. Oil of Olay. Listen to what women around the world are saying about this mysterious beauty fluid. Oil of Olay feels very smooth and very light. It's absorbed into the skin quickly. I think I look older with dry skin. Oil of Olay seems to help me look younger. Discover the secret of Oil of Olay. It can help you look younger, too. It's super. New Alberto VO5 aerosol challenges the pump head to head. If you want hold, you got to pump it out. Wrong. You can get a new long-lasting hold with my aerosol mist. And I'm so convenient to use. But I've got no fluorocarbon. Neither have I, and I'm still an aerosol. New VO5 aerosol. Long-lasting hold, not stiff or sticky, and no fluorocarbon propellants. Heads, you win with Alberto VO5. My mother was really worried. This is my first apartment. She thought I'd be living in this empty room. But I went to HFC, took out a loan, and got everything I want now. And I pay back a little every month. Isn't everything great, Dave? HFC has been a big help to me. They really have. Sandy, you have to give us the recipe. Household Finance, where people use our money to get the most out of life. Went to a party a while ago. This fella asked me, "What does McDonald's really put in its meat?" So I told him, "McDonald's puts meat in its meat. 100% pure beef." And then he said, "Are you telling me you don't use fillers and extenders?" So I said, "That's right. Just 100% pure beef and nothing else." "In that case," he said, "maybe I'll try one." Right, Dave? Right. He's hardly missed a lunch since. Quality you can taste. Exxon announces a new motor oil that can help the country save gasoline. New friction-reducing Uniflo. Extensive driving tests show it could save over 200 million gallons of gasoline a year if only one out of every 20 cars in America used Uniflo instead of typical multigrade oils. New Uniflo motor oil from Exxon Research. It can conserve gasoline and save money. Look into it right here. How could my sister bring these hips this girdle? It's so light. That's the I Can't Believe It's a Girdle Girdle, Rose. How does it control control with no side or back panel? Stretch it, Rose. Strong. Right. This terrific fabric is woven tighter than most ordinary girdles, so it doesn't need heavy panels. Firm control and so light. 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Well, I say things have come to a pretty sorry pass when families are torn asunder at the breakfast table. But there's an answer. CW Post. CW Post. Oats, rice, brown sugar, honey, too. Tastes great to kids, but not too sweet for you. Friends, preserve the integrity of the American family. Serve CW Post family STYLE CEREAL. CW POST. READY, RUDY? Rudy ready. Okay, cold cuts. Not by the pound, by the name. No, Hansel and Gretel. Okay, Virginia Ham Monday night, cooked salami Tuesday, liverwurst for Wednesday matinee. Pardon me, but aren't you Donna Theodore? A fan? Miss Theodore, Mrs. Jones. Hello. Hi, I saw your show on Broadway, loved it. I'm so glad. How can you be so busy and still have time to cook? Well, that's just it. Between matinees and evening performances, there isn't time. That's why I'm such a fan of Rudy's. Me? He introduced me to Hansel and Gretel. Those fresh cut cold cuts saved my life. Hot or cold, they're delicious. A cinch to prepare and there's such a wide variety, I never get tired of Same here. My family loves them and I know Hansel and Gretel are top quality. So, they're getting good nutrition, too. The real star here is Rudy. Not me. I just understudy Hansel and Gretel. Boy, it's a make a swell hideout, boys. Yeah, with that old paint, they'll never find us. This is it. Yep. Thank goodness for Olympic Overcoat. Olympic Overcoat helps keep old paint under cover for good with a tough acrylic finish that lasts for years. HEY, WHERE'S MY OLD PAINT? IT'S UNDER COVER, forget it. I think we are, too. Olympic Overcoat helps keep old paint under cover for good. I was fiddling in my kitchen while a nibbling on my snacks when I often got the notion to fry a bunch of Jacks. Then I added chunks of cheese to these sizzling, frizzling snacks, which gave an extra crispy, cheesy-ness to my new fried Jacks. Hey, hey Mr. Rabbit, how about a couple of Jacks? Me, too. So, now you got a choice of crispy, cheesy snacks. My good old regular or my new fried Jacks. He turned lipstick into sex fantasy and Revlon into an empire. Charles Revson's incredible story, Fire and Ice, a national bestseller. Bothered by occasional morning pain and stiffness of arthritis? Arthritis experts agree, for arthritis minor pain and its stiffness, the medicine of choice is the pain reliever in Anacin, recommended by doctors four to one over the medicine in aspirin substitutes like Tylenol. So, for hours of relief from arthritis minor pain and its stiffness, remember, Anacin contains the pain reliever recommended by doctors four to one. Anacin. Burger time, burger time, Ken-L Ration burger time. Hungry time, hungry time, Ken-L Ration burger time. Always an easy time, Ken-L Ration burger time. Zip the pouch and pour it in the bowl time. Serve it up in just about no time. There's quite a difference between Ken-L Ration burger and the other leading brand. Many people serve the other leading burger like this. With Ken-L Ration burger, just zip and pour and it's ready to eat. No breaking necessary. Ken-L Ration burger time, always an easy time, Ken-L Ration Does your dog love table food? Introducing Rival, the table food made just for dogs. New Rival beef chunks dinner. Big, beefy chunks broiled to hold in the juices, then simmered in rich gravy. Tastes as great to your dog as it looks to you. So, look for the labels that show the delicious dishes inside. New Rival tasty chunk dinners. The table food made just for dogs. Rival, the table food for dogs. Look, Ronald, there's a bottle with a note in it. Billy says he's on an island where there's no McDonald's Filet-O-Fish sandwiches. Let's get him to McDonald's. I'LL SAVE HIM. WHERE'S MY BOAT? WHERE'S ME BOAT? AHOY, THERE'S A STORM BREWING. OH, WE'RE TAKING ON WATER. GIVE THE SHIP THE GEAR. IT'S HORRIBLE. Now we can all go for a Filet-O-Fish sandwich at McDonald's. Wow. Like this. RONALD, RONALD, MCDONALD. We're where you are when you need us. Household Finance. Surprise. Hey. Betty Crocker Boston Cream Pie. For dessert tonight, Surprise. why not try something a little different? Betty Crocker pudding cake. They're just two of the Betty Crocker surprise desserts for when you'd like something a little different. And there's hot Betty Crocker gingerbread or Surprise. Betty Crocker pineapple upside down cake. Treat your family and yourself to something a little different tonight. To one of the Surprise. desserts from Betty Crocker. Here it comes. Today's Dacron from DuPont. Today's Dacron in fabrics that are a natural for the way you live today. Jantzen uses today's Dacron in these sportive separates. In an easy care fabric with a natural look and touch that feels wonderful on. Look for this tag. It tells you you're wearing a fabric made with Dacron polyester from DuPont. Look for fashions made with today's Dacron at fine stores near you. A lot of people think my big 5 to 7 lb new Oven Stuffer Roaster is the best bird they've ever tasted. But, what do you do if you're not that hungry or don't have that many mouths to feed? I'll sell you half. It comes with a special recipe on the wing tag and costs around half as much as a whole Oven Stuffer. It walks a little funny, but tastes just as good. Ready, Rudy? Rudy ready. Okay, cold cuts. Not by the pound, by the name. Oh, no. Hansel and Gretel. Okay, Virginia ham Monday night, cooked salami Tuesday, liverwurst for Wednesday matinee. Pardon me, but aren't you Donna Theodore? A fan? Miss Theodore, Mrs. Jones. Hello. I saw your show on Broadway. Loved it. I'm so glad. How can you be so busy and still have time to cook? Well, that's just it. Between matinees and evening performances, there isn't time. That's why I'm such a fan of Rudy's. Me? He introduced me to Hansel and Gretel. Those fresh cut cold cuts saved my life. Hot or cold, they're delicious. A cinch to prepare and there's such a wide variety, I never get tired of Same here. My family loves them and I know Hansel and Gretel are top quality. So, they're getting good nutrition, too. The real star here is Rudy. Not me. I just understudy Hansel and Gretel. Oil of Olay, listen to what women around the world are saying about this mysterious beauty fluid. Oil of Olay feels very smooth and very light. It's absorbed into the skin quickly. I think I look older with dry skin. Oil of Olay seems to help me look younger. Discover the secret of Oil of Olay. It can help you look younger, too. It's super. Now what does a 6' 6" man want when he's hungry? Meat and potatoes. And plenty of meat. Lucky thinks Swanson made hungry man entrees. Look, two Salisbury steaks. Just meat and potatoes. And plenty of meat. Perfect for guys like Dave. Swanson already put the second helping in. Got a big man? Give him hungry man. Hungry man entrees from Swanson. It's the next best thing to your good cooking. Swanson makes it good. Who is the mix a pest clown of them all? It's no fun to fall. Who knows that it's no fun to fall? Tacks down rugs that make you trip. Who knows that wet spots make you slip? Ronald. Ronald, Ronald. So always be on the alert. Watch your step and you won't get hurt. Learn to avoid the worst. Remember always safety first. Make your house a home. Stay home.