1970’s Commercials

Year Published: 1970

Complete Record: 1) Chevy van commercial. A van drives up and two men unload all the packages inside it. They then load a giant crate into the back of the van. It looks very wide and spacious. The van then drives away at an airport. Chevy logo. 2) McDonald’s commercial. A smiling young woman in the McDonald’s uniform stands behind the counter and tells the audience about some promotional savings. A young man joins in. Other employees are seen working in the back. Close up of a hash brown. 3) Big Yank commercial. A young woman and an older man yank the back of their pants up to try and make their butts look smoother. The mother then does the same with her jeans, yanking them up high to show off her behind. The whole family is then seen out in the yard wearing their Big Yank jeans and eating hamburgers. Big Yank Magic Denim. 4) Norelco Rotary Razor commercial. A man in shackles and chains shaves in his bathroom and cuts his chin. He switches to a Norelco electric razor and is seen smiling and looking professional. Close up of the rotating blades. He shaves while readying breakfast. 5) Oven Fry commercial. Various people are interviewed about the taste of Oven Fry chicken recipe. An old woman, a guy in a chef outfit. Hands are seen pouring the seasoning into a bowl and preparing the chicken in it to be fried in the oven. 6) 7-Up commercial. Rams quarterback Pat Haden, Oilers player Earl Campbell, Dallas Cowboys player Hollywood Henderson. All are seen in the middle of plays during a football game. Then 7-Up soda is seen being poured into an icy glass. After the game each player is seen celebrating with his teammates with the soda. 7) Ayds commercial. A woman advertises Ayds “reducing plan” candy for helping reduce your weight by satisfying need for candy while curbing appetite. 8) Kraft Cracker Barrel commercial. A man spreads the cheese flavored spread on his bread and likes it. Close ups of knives scooping up the spread and putting it on crackers and such. Reaction shots. 9) Viva commercial. A little girl does her homework at the kitchen table. She looks at a clock that has “Viva” instead of numbers on its face, and she rushes to the refrigerator. She pours a cup of Viva milk and gulps it down, then is seen doing all sorts of activities like playing guitar and jumping on a trampoline and riding a bike. 10) St. Joseph Aspirin commercial. Pills in a palm, close up of a pill and the aspirin packaging. 11) Sears Tires commercial. An off-road dune buggy is seen driving and bouncing all around. Close ups of the tires. People driving like maniacs in all sorts of countries. Long winding roads. Sears logo. 12) Bondoni commercial. Small bottle of magic glue is seen. Small drop is applied and it glues together a magician and a steel beam in the sky. The man hangs upside down from the beam and holds his lovely assistant by the hand. Glue also holds together gems to jewelry, broken nails, broken cups, anything. 13) Eckrich Bologna commercial. A family packs supplies into row boats getting ready to go fishing. They have lunch on the boat and pull out bologna sandwiches. Close up of the bologna. 14) Burger Queen commercial. A kid in a cowboy outfit says “Stick ‘em up” and slaps a bee sticker on his bike. A little girl does the same with her binder. A chimpanzee in a sweater. A lady in a bee mascot outfit. Burger Queen sign and logo. More chimpanzee. 15) Minute Rice commercial. A family eats dinner at the table and the mom brings out a plate of rice. The dad approves. Hand opens a cabinet and reveals a box of rice and a bunch of different soups. Rice is seen added to the soup for a tasty treat. 16) RC Cola commercial. A semi truck is driving down the highway. The driver enjoys an RC cola while he drives. He pulls over to help an old man and a kid, whose truck has broken down. He lets them off at a gas station. 17) Soltice commercial. Guys in sweaters labeled after specific chemicals, all part of Soltice rub, are seen applying the rub to a sleeping man’s chest to help him breathe better due to his cold. 18) Pizza Hut commercial. A man with a can and top hat pulls a man toward him and inquires about his pizza. The outside of the building is seen with the Pizza Hut logo and people walking inside. 19) Audi commercial. A line of luxury cars are seen parked next to each other, and men come down and load luggage into their trunks, but the pretty lady drives away in the Audi because it is the best. The car driving down the road. 20) Maybelline commercial. A microscope, then Great Lash product brush is seen and being used by some woman on her eyelashes. A microscope “examines” the difference between a skinny eyelash without Maybelline, and one that is thick after using it. 21) Hartz 2 in 1 Collar commercial. An animated DOG and cat are put outside by their master and are scared by all he bugs outside in the yard. They cling together in fear. But with the flea collar that snaps in place around their necks, the bugs do not bother them. 22) Hidden Valley Ranch commercial. The ranch is seen and a question asks what the secret is. An old man in his home puts the ranch dressing on his salad. 23) Bounce commercial. A man in a supermarket talks about the advantages of Bounce in your laundry. People shop around him and several women come up and take Bounce from the display. The sheets are seen tumbling around in the wash with the clothing. All the Bounce is taken from the display by the shoppers. 24) Oleg Cassini commercial. Little bottles of the perfume are seen. A man smells the neck of a woman and she is very much into it. 25) McDonald’s commercial. A milkman, a kid at the barber, and woman on the street, another in an office, a policeman waving, another man on the street, a fireman washing his fire engine. McDonald’s employees all smiling. More montages of faces smiling and eating McDonald’s. 26) Goodyear commercial. Tires are seen going through a testing course and showing how durable they are. 27) Sears Tires commercial. Close up of the tire tread. Mountains are seen, and cars zipping down gravel roads. Race cars. More tires. 28) Rival DOG food commercial. DOG running through a field, jumping and crossing a river. Golden retriever. Rival DOG food cans. The DOG runs home to eat. 29) Norelco Rotary Razor commercial. A sleeping looking guy shaves with a normal razor and cuts himself. He uses the rotary electric razor and is happier. Close ups of the spinning razors. 30) Milk commercial. Animation of kids thinking about cereal and milk. Glasses of milk. A family eating at the table with the mother pouring milk. Kids thinking about other foods that go good with milk. 31) Milk commercial. A woman drinks milk while eating her sandwich. Kids drink it while playing with a model train track. Family drinks milk. Grown man drinks it. Kid at the refrigerator drinks it. More milk drinking. DRINK IT. Various cheese products are also seen. 32) Hartz 2 in 1 Collar commercial. DOGs running, and cats running. The collar protects them from fleas, people put it on DOGs and cats. One DOG jumps in a pool. 33) Bayer Aspirin commercial. An older woman brushes her hair at a mirror. Her husband inquires about aspirin and she tells him how it helped her sleep.