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[Music] oh Mara my little baby you're tooo young to get married you and Daddy were married at our [Music] age my baby's leaving me my baby's leaving my baby my baby Order in the Court Order in the Court well this is it Mara k your freedom goodbye [Music] all right charliie this is it you can kiss your freedom goodbye but freedom is a relative thing just because you get married doesn't mean you lose it order the court order in the court the court will not tolerate any further interruptions in this trial the defendants Mr and Mrs will continue hey Dad where have you been Charlie I'm sorry I'm late har forgot to wait me me where's my real mom I wish you wouldn't say it like that she's right out there well could you be with her just for the day look Charli your mom and I haven't been together for 10 years if the work is so important and if she's so important to it why don't you get out of here and leave the boy and me in peace there hasn't been a moment of Peace since you and I have been tied together I may just take you up on that [Music] mother one of all recent marriages ended in divorce both first and subsequent ones remarriages have higher divorce rates the estimated divorce rate for first managers is one in five my mother says all men are animals be careful Mara [Music] uh Laura baby it's uh [Music] Charlie sex is just great but but it's not everything H it's just a like a reflection of everything else it really it gets better all the time sex it does not compute repeat sex it does not [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] [Music] compute take a look around she won't let you look at another woman after today Charlie [Music] Brown all right remember baby you can always come to me I don't think he's got very much money who's to spend or not to spend and when that's the question about half the [Applause] time and the winner [Applause] is there is no and if it can possibly help it don't live with either one of your families well what if you have to until you get on your feet you're asking for trouble [Music] Charlie now remember Mara all men are children a man is always a little boy okay [Music] [Applause] Coach what am I doing why didn't we BR just shack up a trial marriage no commitment poor Char Brown is dead poor Charlie Brown is dead all his now and bright now and bright he had a heart of gold and he wasn't very why did such to have to marry I die for Mora dad oh that's you to it's living with her that might be tough but don't worry Charlie we'll have you out of this in just a minute remember this it's a lot easier to get out of marriage and it is to get out of a record of the Month Club divorce is an Escape Club divorce is an Escape Club the piece of paper doesn't mean much anymore it's uh it's the commitment the promise to keep trying within one year 70,000 teenagers in the United States were either separated or divorced 2,000 divorces 48,000 separation of all teenage marriages half will be divorced and all separated by the time they are 25 years of age according to statisticians a teenage marriage has only a 5050 chance of lasting longer than 5 years it's never going to happen us honey I won't let it [Applause] happen mommy daddy [Music] I guess what it boils down to is You' just got to keep trying to communicate with each other and don't forget Charlie you raise your kids with an iron hand just the way you did huh Uncle Al You're darn right so they both left home at 14 Uncle Al one of them was 13 3% of the babies born in one year have teenage father 14% were born of teenage mothers ratios of teenage Parenthood are considerably higher in the southwestern United States mommy mommy daddy mommy mommy mommy daddy they'll leave you with the kids every chance they get ear 180 right wow yeah sure so on honey don't wait up for me so on kid so tell me about you honey don't give him nothing for nothing make him pay for everything he gets if he doesn't teach him the song Strangers in the [Music] [Applause] Night it's the little things in my the diapers the 2 a.m. feedings cutting new teeth budget experts say it cost the average American more than $20,000 to raise a child to the age of 18 an additional $10,000 is required to see him or her through colge if you can only keep your sense of humor as when it starts being fun it starts becoming a [Music] problem if he gives you any trouble give me a call right away I'll fill you in on [Music] men what do you want to get married so young for look what it did to me don't look for sympathy if you have a problem that uh that you can't work out together sometimes you need real help professional help and don't be ashamed to ask for [Music] [Music] it dearly beloved according to statis the teenage marriages only have a 50/50 chance of lasting longer than 5 years divorce [Applause] granted love is very strong like Christ from whom it comes it performs Marvels wonders even Miracles keep him in line Christ multiplied the loaves so does love keep her under your thumb Charlie Boy again at Canan in Galilee the plain water of daytoday living is turned into the wine of Love keeping and Di keep a little something going on the slide son keep them in line keep her under your thumb keep it does not compute repeat keep it does not compute to all this to give remember you don't have to be a statistic a statistician is a man who says if you put your head in the oven and your feet in the refrigerator then the middle of you ought to be just right H card you accept statistic number 8257 91364 you'll be your don't you try to full SP or mutilate us we're not statistic Dam it [Applause] [Music] Charles do you take Mara here present for your lawful wedded [Music] wife we we [Music] [Applause] [Music] join peace the Lord be with you always [Music] [Applause] oh [Music]