Grandpa, Sir - Family Affair 1969

[Music] [Music] starring Ryan G and Sebastian [Music] see it's upside down first come out right now just a big one that's right around there okay oh turn through unfortunately how come you're so good mine so all car on your shirt that control difference in the world uh to the Grand employers then thank you if you want Jody I'll tell you both no thanks bro Hey listen now uh arriving Friday afternoon Flight 612 Canadian national looking forward to seeing you and the children again that patch who's that it's your grandfather the grand Jefferson now their mother's father I'm singing five years I guess I don't remember my grandfather are we supposed to know him why didn't we see him before well he lives way up in Alaska Joe yo no what's going well company up there it's very cold in Alaska maybe that's why it's coming here to warm up no he's coming here to see you guys time to get to know him too well why do you know about that we have a grandfather all right children bath time children don't seem very excited sir yeah she didn't expect him to get very excited about somebody don't even know that's true I don't really knowing myself what are you finishing your son about five years ago yeah it's the last time I used to think that Grandpa was handsome he had a mustache what kind I was bushy I think I'm gonna grow up wishing mustache if I were you I'd wait a few years I can feel some down deep is that all you can remember is a mustache well I remember you used to give me silver dollars all the time hey that's me yeah Judy thank you Mr friends thank you Mr French did you ever have a grandfather both my grandfathers live close by when I was 11. you were lucky you must have known him dead give me a sense of continuity and security yeah we'll have that whatever it is [Music] hey why don't you relax dude I guess I am well wound up five years yeah I get to change a lot since you saw Buffy broke her leg and stickball but she's coming along okay Jody he's just shooting up like that I wonder if they'll recognize me probably not you know this is what coffee tastes like our camp cooking Alaska must have been serving it way lower then you have to go back a couple of weeks plenty of time to get to know my grandchildren again yeah you've been to that same world company a long time 40 years Indiana California Texas all over the country well you look in great shape women retire one of these days might even settle down right here in New York yeah kids will be led to hear that once I get to know you I missed him so much Bill they're all the family and I've got now I got thinking about them and me I haven't got too many years left to be willing wow [Applause] hello grandfather yes I don't suppose you remember me no sir you don't have a mustache well I got rid of that some time ago now how about a nice big hug [Music] Cece well don't I at least get a kiss [Music] [Applause] I'm sort of grown up now yes I guess you are yeah this is Mr French here Mr French please reaches I trust you had a pleasant trip I did and this is the best part of it friends put Mr Patterson in Jody's room Jody bunking with me hey that's had a good time to prepare the rooms excuse me why it sure is great to see you kids again I'll say I bet you'll never guess what your grandpa brought you let's see this is for you thank you is she an Eskimo that's right and that's a genuine sealed skin Parker this is basically where we place the meter she's Buffy's friend dolphin oh I should have known you'd have a favorite doll will you just keep that one anyway huh she can be Mrs Beasley's dog right now Jerry I bet you haven't done anything like this what is it it's a kayak thank you grandfather does it run on batteries that's an Eskimo canoe yeah maybe I could tie a string on it and pull it across the lake in the park sure now oh it's lovely put it there what was ivory all the Eskimo women with thank you grandfather um do I get another kiss maybe you should have rubbed nose foreign just got here oh that's all right we'll have plenty of time to get together thanks sir well young lady you and I have a lot of catching up to do Mr Patterson I mean grandfather Yeah well I didn't know that you were riding so early today A friend of mine invited me to go to the basketball game tonight would you mind terribly if we win will be in first place of course I don't mind we can do our catching up later on thank you will you excuse me now I have to call Grace run along do they always come and go so fast sometimes faster I seemed kind of like a country boy Waits all day at the railroad tracks where the train that was behind us so we can wave back well you can't expect instant love you're still a stranger to them to I thought just he would remember me oh she remembers you know five years a long time for her that's all right I guess you're right they don't know me and I don't know them thank you well hello Jody sorry I woke you up sir that's all right well you shouldn't have to go tiptoeing around his own room I wish Mr French would have put my toys in the den too hey how would you like to sit down right here and have a talk I'll tell you all about the eskimos up at camp I can't sir Uncle Bill had to go out and he told us we shouldn't disturb him red is 10 minutes late we're going to miss the Tipple is he a very special day it works very heavy oh that's too bad but then looks aren't everything heavy means groovy I guess well you know lots of fun oh well that's nice I suppose there'll be a very heavy dance after the game no we're going to shoot pool for sure it's called mother's rack up that's a horrible they'll know about this yeah of course it's a family place it's your pizza and hamburgers it's out of sight okay sorry [Applause] [Music] hi hi Greg you're late I had trouble with the wheels hey we do first but oh but wait a minute I want you to meet my grandfather hello I'm Mr Patterson uh how do you do sir I understand you're taking to a basketball game uh yes sir say uh you're a pretty tall fellow how come you're not playing yourself well I'm only six feet in my day I was tall enough to play Jump Center the center on our team is almost a foot taller than that and he's still growing quite a difference from my day by the difference well grandfather we really have to be going now have fun thank you nice meeting you Mrs same here son oh here that's for you oh thank you grandfather what's it for Mad Money Mad Money what's that that's in case you two have an argument and has to come home by himself oh well we argue all the time that Greg always brings me home my grandfather good night [Music] oh anything I can get for you Mr Patterson how about a nice little game a two-handed Pinochle Mr French sort of so but I don't play but perhaps chess okay oh no no one in that case I had better finish in the kitchen uh excuse me [Music] [Music] you were so quiet in here I thought you were asleep homework isn't very noisy homework had to go to school on Monday I like to get it over with me that used to be my favorite subject in school maybe I can help you I don't think so sir this is new man well let's see I don't even understand word one okay I think I'll leave you alone and let you finish hey I I almost forgot I bet you don't know what I've got in my hand a silver dollar how do you know told us he used to give him to her remember thank you sir Buffy do you think you could stop calling me sir then what did I call you oh grandfather or grandpa or maybe just Gramps okay grandfather sir I mean grandfather a long way to bother you it took me a while to learn new math too well anyway I'm an expert on one subject what's that ancient history most of my conversation now starts out with now in my day you'll have plenty to talk about once you get to know you a little better I need that love them I came 8 000 miles to get it and wait a minute it's just like the oil business you know sometimes it's up near the surface and sometimes you gotta go way down deep and sometimes you hit a dry well let me have the children tomorrow bill for the whole day sure if you don't have to ask me just don't expect anything to happen overnight you know give them time [Music] [Applause] occurred to me I couldn't just step back in and be part of the family I know Eskimos don't call me sir [Music] Jody how about a baseball man I have one sir you can always use two and how can I throw the ball I mean as a spare it's all right with you sir the one I have is fine okay we'll uh we'll get to something else Jody we're supposed to call him grandfather he doesn't like her okay this looks like fun would you like one of these cookie makers Buffy it's almost like the cake mix that we bought grandfather so it is you know I've seen so many toys today I don't know which ones we bought and which one we didn't I can see now why Santa Claus only works one night a year grandfather you've already done too much for us nonsense I haven't done half enough let's find the junior miss Department maybe we can get you another pair of those bell bottom slacks like we got you this morning no no thank you Fashions changed so fast they're probably out of style since this morning okay that's a shame let's go back and get you another one so that's all right grandfather he can share mine are you sure it won't be any trouble maybe we just gotta go home we're about to come here with you young people where's your get up and go play in my day uh how about a nice ice cream soda oh I don't think I could grandfather me neither I could hardly finish that banana split after lunch was a good part of the day still left and we'd go to the park that's a good idea yeah it's on the way home good let's go [Applause] [Music] to sit down even the balloon is heavy hey look here comes Indian clay hi hi where's Mr French our grandfather Brian is he your grandpa Craig this is Mr Patterson hello this is Greg and Cindy we found a frog in the pond wanna see him yeah sure this is all right grandfather why certainly come on puppy hello [Applause] grandfather Greg and his friends are playing touch football over there in the queen would you mind if I watch for a while not at all good I'll be right there yeah [Music] all right where you going dude ain't gonna ask her back to work the trip has been good for me Bill I saw my grandchildren again I'm sure okay we'll turn into plainly midnight tonight I guess I'd be feeling better about it just had one last rip roaring time today well I love the presents you're growing I didn't score a point bill their love just isn't for sale not to give those kids a little better you'd understand you just just using the wrong kind of currency [Music] [Applause] Mr friend says to tell you dinner's ready grandfather my goodness is it 6 30 already Mr French has a watch like that and it's not a stick well this is very old Buffy it has a picture in it yeah is that me at no it's not you but it could be it's your mother really I took it myself an old box camera she was just about your age what was she like I mean when she was little yeah he is just as sweet as she was pretty just like you you say nice things Grandpa [Music] did she ever have a dog like Mrs Beasley Boosie damn it Jody we do not eat until everyone is at the table but Mr French they're taking so long foreign she forgot about all the other boys I'm glad Were You There When my mom and dad got married that I was I gave her away she wore a beautiful white dress your grandmother made for her she used to look real beautiful she did it was a happy day in our lives for all of us do you miss my mother as much as we do [Music] foreign [Music] your mother made the best strawberry ice cream I ever tasted and that was before they had those fancy freezers strawberry ice cream is my favorite mine too mother used to tell me how she liked to go ice skating in the winter I told her how would you teach me how far Dirty Dancing so did your mother's I tell you what next time I come for a visit we'll all go ice skating oh we like that come back soon will you I sure will sorry to break this up but your kids got in the bed okay boy you should tell good stories Grandpa thank you thank you you've done a wonderful job with those kids bill I know you're the best we can when they needed me I wasn't around you were it's only right they should love you look I am I didn't want to go into a big goodbye scene with him you can tell him tomorrow after I've gone okay they're gonna miss you Ted I hope so you're gonna miss them how could I ever have let him grow up without me uh you've been busy working traveling all around you have time to think about it yeah it's a nice way of saying I've been selfish [Music] it's a rotten way to live bill it catches up with you I'll drive to the airport all right [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] thank you thank you