At the Pet Shop - Speak Out

[Music] isn't He Lovely you're [Music] go is he for sale TR isn't M pity he's just what I want for a pet good do hello right mate 25 please now a dog's are very good companion yes I know but I live in a big block of flats and the dog ought to have god well you can always take it out for walks just a moment I'll show you some puppies I've got in my Kettle at the back of the shop love me a moment Mom thank you you're a lovely doggy I take you there there you're as nice as my old t you don't know my toer do you youve been dead 5 years now here they are man oh how sweet what are they oh nothing special just mles are they males or females uh that's the dog she's the [ __ ] they're sweet aren't they I like the light one best because it's so gentle he's as Lively as his sister and she's as chirpy as a sparrow yes so it seems a little teeth that a sharp as knives too oh little devil oh dear would you like her she's a good healthy animal she's as strong as an ox yes but I can't keep a dog in my flat re really what about a cat then I don't really like cats ah just a minute I've got two of the sweetest little kittens you've ever seen I won't be a [Music] moment hello lady oh you're a beauty aren't you what's your name what's your name no what's your name my name is liily PE PR Paul pretty Paul oh Paul pretty Paul is She's a Beauty how old is she oh she's as old as the hills she's almost as old as I am really now here are the kittens oh aren't they Beauties which one do you like best I think the tortois shell one because she seems so quiet she it's a female the white one is the Tom cat oh it's a male is it yes and he's a better cat he's as good as his father the champion cat here he in his lovely soft coat yes it's as soft as velvet but no I couldn't live with a cat why not ma'am they smell but if you keep them clean and look after them properly yes but in a flat well you know better man I just take them back won't be a moment [Music] uh I know what about the bird your carot H isn't to say on AF face but I can let you have a Budgy car or a canar I've got some lovely budgies come on Silla say hello to the lady she's [Music] sweet but I think the blue one's cleverer because it can talk yes he is clever no I think a talking bird could get on my nerves have you any nice s bird certainly madam there are the canaries he can sing beautifully he can't sing so well but George here George can sing the best the Wall come on George George aren't you going to sing for the lady no never mind I don't like seeing birds in cages you know I couldn't keep a bird in the cage what other pets have you got well M you got hamsters guinea pigs quite nice rabbits hamsters what do they look like I'll show you some so these are golden hamsters oh they look like mice oh no Madam hamsters aren't the same as mice I couldn't have an animal like that in my flat well Madam I'm afraid I don't know what to offer you haven't you got a nice quiet clean animal quiet and clean ah what about a tortoise a toris yes they make very good pets isn't a nice one isn't he sweet and he doesn't smell and he's as quiet as a mouse W careful can you keep a toris in the flat oh yes Madam but you must give him a proper place to live oh oh yes but VI veryan like this one no I think the tortoise would rather be outside in a nice Garden I wouldn't like a tortoise after all well I'm sorry madam I'm afraid I don't know what I know an animal that's as quiet as a mouse and as clean as a new pin and as pretty as a picture yes I have a [Music] [Music] go Miss perm has bought her go fish a little later Simon enters the Pet [Music] Shop sorry close Mr Ingram it's me Simon oh hello Simon hello what's up can I help you in the shop okay if you [Music] like what should I do well just start you can clean out the bird cages Take the bucket over [Music] there I like canaries better say that again what did you say I didn't say anything it was PA oh but what did you say I like better it Paul asks you to say it again every time Paul says repeat you repeat what Simon or Mr Ingram have just said I like canar better I like canaries better because they can sing [Applause] he I think bud are nicer I think budes are nicer because they can talk [Music] that's Phillip isn't it yes the blue one Phillip's as blue as the sky [Applause] pretty I finished the bird cages what should I do now feed the fishes this is the food for the Goldfish and this for the tropical fish I like the Guppies best I like the Guppies best because they're so quick I think good goldfish are prettier great fruit I think goldfish are prettier because they're So Graceful pretty these guies are as quick as Lightning pretty have you finished feeding them now yes what shall I do now well you could clean out the viarum okay here watch it with this and this is for ring the S are you okay down there you two I like the toris best oh why is that I like him best because he's got his own house I like the turtle better you can swim I like the turtle better because he can swim now you try to make sentences like that from what Simon or Mr Ingram tell you make the sentence when you hear this I finished the bavarium what shall I do now you could feed the rabbits oh good I like feeling the rabbit's best rabbits really so hungry I like feeding the rabbits best because I like feeding the rabbits best because they're always so hungry that's enough now Simon I'd like you to clean out the hamster's cage now please okay Mr [Music] even don't be afraid I like the hamsters best they're so small I like the hamsters best because [Music] there now everything's nice and clean I finished the hamster's cage would you mind cleaning out the mice's bugs oh all [Music] right I think mice are nasty holy p oh what a smell all right Simon you can put them back I'll attend to them later perhaps you'd rather brush the puppies I don't like brushing the puppies why are little dogs always so smucky here they are the Little Devils keep still keep still [Music] pretty Paul pretty Paul I like feeding Paul do you yes parents are always so thankful hello Miss per has bought an animal that is as quiet as a mouse as clean as a new pin and as pretty as a picture what animal has she bought yes a goldfish we all make comparisons don't we now you'll try and make comparisons as well aren't the kittens pretty yes it's kittens are as pretty as a picture you try the next one isn't the tortoise quiet yes the tortoise is as quiet as a mouse the hamster isn't he clean yes the hamsters as clean as a new pin this puppy is strong yes the puppy is as strong as an ox now then just look at these Guppies aren't they quick yes the Guppies are as quick as Lightning the rabbit is very white isn't it yes the rabbit is as white as snow [Music] oh you're fat aren't you yes this rabbit is as fat as a pig than you go H oh I must be careful that claws are Sharp [Music] yes her clothes are as sharp as knives his coat is so soft like velvet yes his coats are soft as velvet you're a beauty aren't you Phillip what a [Music] blue yes you're as blue as the sky and how are you old girl oh girl you're old aren't you yes yes you're as old as the hills oh you're such a good dog you've been as good as gold all the time haven't you have you